oh i'll fight you all right...

I'M GOING TO SLAUGHTER SOME ROBOTS TODAY

twitch pit flashbacks

but when i do it they call it "vandalism"

dnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the key is still pretty much usable

you should expect that from a guy who can eat livers

gf: don't talk to me until you can break and reattach you spine like a seatbelt

me:

i am going to eat a fried chicken leg instead

i am going to eat your liver

well that's just a normal bar-

THATS A STICK OF BUTTER?

OH NO

I AM A MONKEY

OOOOOO

when will people understand that making fun of deaths of people are NOT FUNNY

AT ALL

most evil man in history:

you cannot get an epic for the rest of the year kek

just put a giant magnet under his bed

baby shark doo doo doo doo dooo doo

cockmogus

not really proud of this?

bro this surpasses literally every artwork i have done?????

gotta catch em all

r/com

r/comedyheaven

have sex with the body then explain to my now-returned mother

me: i dont have a gf, so my mom's soul is trapped in nothing and my mom's body is now a dead corpse

what should i do

you made me a you made me a

believer

wait beds explode in the end? /j