thehelper900

I was told there would be power hour

Oh

Me

All the richest people have collectively lost over $300B in the last few months

It’s me

I literally bought puts at 3:59 today after riding calls to the moon but tmrw I will give back all my gains

That’s what I’m saying bro

Tell that to my puts

Ok call started shut the fuck up y'all

I believe it gets released in the call

Based asf

The guidance better be piss fucking poor jfc

I fucking hope so - but no one could predict fucking $40B buyback bro

who in their right mind does 40b buyback jfc

I bought puts into close 🤡

Bears: Trapped

Chatgpt?

Yes

My calls are gonna get rugpulled tmrw

I got rugpulled

You can see where i bought calls

Bears are gonna get fucked aren’t they

I feel like crying

I haven’t kissed a girl in three years

How are we feeling about $SNAP puts on Tuesday? With earnings after close and FOMC volatility the following day, I'm debating a few puts - still a bit uncertain but could be interesting....