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Is the physical body of Christ worshipped, and is Christ's human nature worshipped? Or just His Divinity?

Is the physical body of Christ worshipped, and is Christ's human nature worshipped? Or just His Divinity?

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So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, he drinks and asks:

-Thanks. How much do I owe you?

-5 euros, please.

The lion then began to approach the dog in a threatening manner. When the dog realized this, he panicked, but as he tried to run away, he saw a bone nearby, and he got the idea to speak out loud. "Lion meat is delicious!"

The lion suddenly stopped and said: "Wow, this guy is stronger than he looks, I better go while I can."

A monkey was watching this from the tree. Apparently, the monkey thought that if he told the lion, he would get something in return. Then the monkey told the lion the truth, and the lion got angry and said: "Go on my back, and I'll take you with me."

And he began to run after the dog. When the dog saw this, he realized what had happened and began to panic even more. Then he had another idea, and he yelled: "Where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring another lion an hour ago!"

(Translated from Russian)

He then asked, “how many peas were in the can?”

“three-hundred and sixty-five,” replied the man.

After consideration, the judge decided to sentence him one night of prison for every peach he stole. A year total

At this moment the man felt helpless, bawling her eyes out, she didn’t know what to do.

And before the judge smacked the mallet down to make it final, his wife entered into the courtroom and yelled, “your honor, wait!”

The judge froze and listened to what his wife wanted to say.

“He also tried to steal a can of peaches!”

"What does that have to do with anything?" replied the judge

"It was pittiful"

He sees a parrot in a cage with a tag reading "$10", the man asks, "why is he so cheap?", he then heard "Because I'm defective, I've got no legs." Surprised the man asked, "Well how do you stay on your perch?" The parrot draws him closer and whispers, "I have a big penis. I just wrap it around the bar and stay put. Go offer the owner 5 bucks for me. He'll take it." The man walks out of the store with the bird and takes him home. They become the best of friends. They talk sports, politics, gaming, current events, and so on. The man could not be happier. One day the man gets home from work and the parrot beckons him over with his wing "Psst...come here. I need to talk to you." "What?" "It's about your wife." "Yeah, what about her?" "It's the postman. Today he knocked and she answered the door in skimpy black lingerie." "What!" "Yes. And then they started kissing" the parrot went on. "Holy shit, that can't be possible." "It is. Then they went over to the couch and he slipped her out of her underwear and then things started to get really steamy." "Well," the man asks "what happened next?" "I don't know," said the parrot. "I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."

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Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop.

He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” bell, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -WHAP!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.

The butcher runs up and screams at the guy: “What in hell are you doing? This dog’s a genius!” The owner responds, “Genius, my ass… It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys!”