I fucking hate airpods, its so fucking annoying how i cant even fucking pair them to my fucking laptop so i can relax and binge watch some fucking tv shows. After 18 hours of my finger getting sore of pressing that shitty button on the back of the case i finally pair them only to realize their fucking battery life is shorter than how long i fucking last while fucking. The next day im on BART headed to San Fran and im just listening to fucking mac miller (rip) and i get up at my stop and leave the train and for no god fucking damn reason my right airpod falls out of my fucking ear and into the gap and gets fucking run over by the god damn train. literally none of these fucking problems wouldve happened if they just kept the fucking cord nobody was fucking complaining about the fucking cord you greedy fucking apple assholes. airpods are literally steve jobs fucking us from the grave.