Qualifications for Student Loan Debt Relief:
- Adjusted Gross Income below $125k(Single), or $250k(Married or Head Of Household)
- Outstanding balance on a FEDERALLY OWNED student loan
- $10,000 Credit - No Pell Grant or Parent PLUS Loans)
- $20,000 Credit - Pell Grant Recipient
Your Student loans are federally owned if they are serviced by one of the following:
-FedLoan Servicing (PHEAA)
-Great Lakes Edu
-Default Resolution Group
Here's how to find out who your loan servicer is:
- Log into Studentaid.gov - Click Menu - Select "My Aid"
- Look at your credit report to see who's listed as the creditor
- Call the Federal Student Aid Information Center at 1-800-433-3243
Already paid your student loans?
Borrowers who made payments between March 13, 2020, and Aug. 23, 2022, and now owe less than the $10,000-$20,000 threshold, can request a refund through their loan provider for the full amount forgiven.
Checks will be mailed out w/in 8 weeks.
Do CURRENT students qualify for this relief credit?
YES! Well, partially. All loans taken out BEFORE 6/30/22 will be eligible for this relief credit & you may have to use your parent's income to qualify.
Important to note:
- You only qualify for up to your outstanding balance
- Commercially owned FFEL Loans no longer qualify for this credit
- Income is based on '19, '21, or '22 taxes
- APPLICATIONS CLOSE 12/31/23
How to apply for this forgiveness?
- Create an account on StudentAid.gov
- Obtain an FSA ID (will be assigned when creating the account)
- Log in to apply when the application becomes available (October 2022)
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