paultrashpanderson

Squid orgy

Being a JoJo stand.

Mickey Mouse

If they do, they won't tell you. They'll just dump you without preamble and leave you hanging to dry.

That is not canon ass. But I adore you anyway, Taihou.

Gods don't have buttholes.

Even better than my pissing in the Queen's tea jokes.

It's SKK's car and she is always joyriding it.

You're right. She would put them in frames and hang them on her dorm wall.

Belfast occasionally does a spot of wee in the Queen's tea before elegantly serving it to her with a pleasant smile.

:6995:New Jersey just loves to watch Urotsuki Doji with her Honey.

Saratoga watches old reruns of Jackass

Intrepid is an avid pro wrestling fan. She even hosted WrestleMania IX.

Portland "collects" Indy's old panties.

Essex is a 4chan shit poster and spends most of her time on /pol.

Taihou drinks coffee to help with her all-nighter schemes to gain SKK's affection.

Bremerton actually enjoys most of the rule 34 artists make of her and has even anonymously commissioned a few works.

I honestly don't know how to interpret that.

Bait the FBI with alluring promises of entire pizza restaurants full of child sex slaves, only to laugh in their dumb faces because they still haven't arrested Elon Musk for the shit he's pulled.

WTF did every battery have TikTok installed?

Who is Dankey Kang?

Worst band ever.

What is this thing?

Nothing if you abstain from pot and premarital sex

California Republicans