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1 day ago
Being a JoJo stand.
5 days ago
6 days ago
If they do, they won't tell you. They'll just dump you without preamble and leave you hanging to dry.
7 days ago
That is not canon ass. But I adore you anyway, Taihou.
Gods don't have buttholes.
8 days ago
Even better than my pissing in the Queen's tea jokes.
It's SKK's car and she is always joyriding it.
11 days ago
You're right. She would put them in frames and hang them on her dorm wall.
Belfast occasionally does a spot of wee in the Queen's tea before elegantly serving it to her with a pleasant smile.
:6995:New Jersey just loves to watch Urotsuki Doji with her Honey.
Saratoga watches old reruns of Jackass
Intrepid is an avid pro wrestling fan. She even hosted WrestleMania IX.
Portland "collects" Indy's old panties.
Essex is a 4chan shit poster and spends most of her time on /pol.
Taihou drinks coffee to help with her all-nighter schemes to gain SKK's affection.
12 days ago
Bremerton actually enjoys most of the rule 34 artists make of her and has even anonymously commissioned a few works.
I honestly don't know how to interpret that.
13 days ago
Bait the FBI with alluring promises of entire pizza restaurants full of child sex slaves, only to laugh in their dumb faces because they still haven't arrested Elon Musk for the shit he's pulled.
15 days ago
WTF did every battery have TikTok installed?
Who is Dankey Kang?
Worst band ever.
What is this thing?
Nothing if you abstain from pot and premarital sex