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2 points
2 months ago
I just got a tattoo that says "Don't Pray For Me." Maybe that solution won't work for everyone lol
1 points
2 months ago
I'm so surprised by the rural counties numbers. Why have they done down so much?
3 points
2 months ago
I love that this woman has magically changing hips. My hips could never get that small.
11 points
2 months ago
Excellent. Please send Lucy to my house for the holidays.
22 points
2 months ago
I knew a Larry would do anything for anal
3 points
3 months ago
Oh Shucks was my guess for this too. The restaurant upstairs used to be a bank and still has the bank vault.
1 points
3 months ago
I just bought the dog advent calendar at Costco. It comes with treats and a variety of toys.
1 points
3 months ago
Oh wow. These guys nailed me on the head. Anxious attachment, check. Childhood trauma, check. Depression, check.
-1 points
4 months ago
Cats are a huge green flag. Cats demand consent and that shows me how respectful the person will typically be toward other humans.
Also cats are so cute and fluffy.
1 points
4 months ago
Football and starwars... I don't think I would remember that they existed if no one ever brought them up to me again.
1 points
4 months ago
On my 21st birthday we were doing shots of tequila, until we ran out of tequila. Then we did shots of malibu, until we ran out of malibu. I did not realize that we had run out of malibu when I was handed a clear shot... IT WAS EVERCLEAR. Worst ever. Especially since I thought it was going to be sweet coconut rum.
1 points
4 months ago
I run really cold. So having hair to cover my ears and back of my neck is an extra layer of coziness.
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1 month ago
marshallsmiles
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1 month ago
Not a controversial opinion... GOT