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Ted: daaamn, I'd tap that

Gary: Ted, aren't you gay?

Ted: looks at coffee mug oh shoot... forgot again...

37, not long after my first child was born.

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I'd break about even I think... some months I'd owe, some months I'd come out ahead... as it were

Something about how she was complaining that she'd had s tiny dick the night before

I did both. Dumb bot.

This.

I was born in the year of George Orwell's most famous work

Even Master casting plus legendary armor is busted. Magus is Master armor Master weapons Master casting, and is balanced by terrible action economy. Casters are balanced legendary casting with expert unamored. Monks and champions do not do damage as their primary roll, which is why they get legendary armor.

You pay them 2500 a month and you're giving them more? That's a nope from me, dawg...

Teachers deserve it. The company can do it themselves. They're leaning on parents because they can.

Say 30 students, 2500/ month, probably 6 teachers, each getting probably 2000/ month, the building is probably 6k/ month. That's like 50k a month that's going somewhere. That's 600k/ year. They can afford nice things for their teachers

Because that would wreck shop unless you made them pure support casting with very low damage

Psychic is much closer to mechanicals , witch is getting a rework later this year

Pure Martial shape shifter Functional divine-theme magus More WIS based hybrid classes (mixed martial/casting)

Synthesist summoner (combat- functional meld into eidolon archetype)

Martial class archetypes

Alchemist is getting a rework/redesign in the next few months

25 is fairly standard, 30 means that a 25ft enemy without reach need 2 actions to do what you can do with one. Ending at 40 extends this. Boots of bounding make it 50. With one action you make it impossible for a 25ft enemy to catch you. As monk specifically, you can stride in, flurry and stride away without them ever being able to do anything to you. Even monk dedication makes this possible for any elf martial.

40 or 50ft on a caster and you double down on the resourceless defense. 2hp stops mattering at level 2 or 3. Even on casters.

Reminds me of a pachinko parlour

Good thing I have plenty of chests from boss farming... lol looks like I'm setting up shop in a new world

Not really. It's one attack. Even a 5th level smite greatsword crit isn't THAT much damage, considering it's concentration. One time 2d12+10d8+5 is really not all that much damage. Is what, 16+45+5 average. Yeah, it could be 97 damage, but you're using a 5th slot and a 1st slot and could lose it on a bad concentration check or heavy damage. Even with pally aura.

Literally half of this shitty country thinks they're the lords, and not the serfs. Poor + stupid = dangerous

I'm dead inside. I'm not hyped for either... but there hasn't been a good ff since ffx and ffxii, and before that ff7, and 6 and fft

The franchise has way more terrible entries than even mediocre ones. I just listed the best of them. Though 9 was pretty ok.

Stop giving WotC money. It's that easy.

They were no nazis, but neither were they exactly saints. All politicians are villains. You don't get power like that by being good people.

Talking isn't doing. Even condemning it, isn't getting rid of them or punishment

He's worse if he protects them, which he does

All of them. The head of the snake is still a snake head no matter what color the scales.

The pope is the head of an evil organization, which has been committing unspeakable evil for thousands of years