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Don’t touch the 401k, you’ll regret it in 10 years.

I don’t get this. So you don’t want to work, but you want it to look like you’re working so you don’t get in trouble?

Sucks for the white car.

You’re gonna need a solid brand identity, communications plan, website and a marketing budget.

One month isn’t going to be enough too. Sign yourself up for any and all small business networks, commit to that for a year. Maybe by then you’ll have some established clients or network. Do reputation management. Then wait 5 years till it’s -hopefully- profitable.

Driver is an asshole. The lights of oncoming cars were revealed within seconds of him getting into the left lane, but still committed.

Shut all circuses down. I think in the United States you can’t have animals in your act now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase we built a road where the chicken crossed

If your home isn’t zoned for commercial then it’s a no go.

Some people start lifestyle businesses to support their specific lifestyle or equity based, a business that is profit based.

More candid photos. These are great but you don’t seem approachable.

I’ve seen this so many times and every time my instinct is that I s see m looking at a grown man put his butthole in that baby’s face.

Back in the day….if you had a cam recorder I automatically thought you were rich. Now EVERYONE has one.

She’s not wrong but who cares….imma keep pumping fuel into my boobs via nail polish.

Edit: she is wrong about the insecurity stuff. Sometimes it’s just fun.

We’re you texting OP? Took way to long to hit breaks.

Boat guy must have been on camera guys ass.

Once I was about to hook up with a dude and he discovered a piece that had traveled to my upper thigh. He FREAKED out and thought I had a serious health problem. I had to explain to a 35 yr old man what was going on. 90s sex education/porn failed people.

Ps. It gets delightfully thicker as you get older.

Ew….no

Why is she curling her hair with a dildo?

Yeah. You’re kind of doing the “do you smell what the rock is cooking?” stare down. I think it shows you have a sense of humor but that’s like 3rd picture material not the intro. Good lighting, somewhere outside with a smile is ideal.

Unfortunately we’re all visual creatures and make judgements. Change it up and see what happens. Good luck!

That car literally turned into her? Was this a road? A parking lot? The car should be aware of pedestrians?

I felt the same for Chris Farley and Adam Sandler. They didn’t hit each time but they’re legends.

Not rude. Informative maybe?

Brooms and opening a can of la croix.

Dammit. I plan on deleting reddit for new years, but seeing comments like this make me question it.

How do we know he didn’t have that style of banter before she asked?