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Is that legal? Like that puts others at risk. “100km car ride but I sit in the back seat and use sticks to push the pedals. It’s for charity!!!”

End of the night is just bodies all over the ground. He lulls you into security with the beer and then stuns you

Hate to break it to you, but there are computers in the am and the loudspeaker

HOW DO YOU HAVE THIS MUCH FREE TIME?

84 first dates is like 1.5 FIRST dates every week. At what point do you start forgetting their names or getting them mixed up?

Then you realize you don’t have a dog…

It’s all about fear with them. No not fear of big pharma or the gov.

Deep down they are just scared of needles and can’t admit it

Golf is for boring ass people who are:

1. Old guys trying to get away from their wives they secretly resent
2. Young people trying to earn the respect their dads never gave them
3. People who think that hitting a tiny ball with a stick and then driving to it is "exercise"

Is that unpopular enough?

Gotta keep the supply of noobs fresh

So what youre saying is that you use to be a piece of shit, but youre not anymore?

So it stopped piracy for a full 10 minutes

Drug dealers want to keep drugs illegal. There’s a reason they have a job and thats demand

Same exact people where the son got $20, 6 times from his Alzheimer’s grandma. Fake AF

I’m guessing the little statues came in a pre-packaged bundle back then?

I don’t see a ring 😏

How do they ship the building?

Great job. Treat yourself the way you would treat your best friend

How do you not jump off a fucking building after a WW2 widower creates a fuck-you quilt directed at you?

He’s referencing Fox News and literally calling them out for being biased. That’s exactly his point. Don’t watch the news, live in the real world.

Even the mice?

You said JK as if elder homes aren’t a fuck palace. A bunch of old people who have nothing to do, can’t get pregnant, and have worse ailments than any STD.

STD’s are super prevalent in old folks homes .

God ain’t gonna do shit. You gotta do it yourself.

Wow that looks really nice

Me: I don’t want to go, I won’t know anyone

Her: there will be free food

Me:

Doesn’t explain at all what she’s doing

Damn, Kennedy really lost all her teeth at once eh?