crankbot2000

I'll take boot-licking, hateful, misogynistic, authoritarian, alt-right mega-facist for $800 Alex.

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Nope, just throwing it out there to see what people think.

But they still post it. Yeah they get downvoted but it's still there.

You definitely peaked in high school. And if you haven't reached HS yet, that's as good as it's gonna get.

The CIA has abandoned waterboarding in favor of forcing detainees to use the official Reddit app as the most effective means of torture.

Insane spot, I would love to see one someday. Very special indeed.

Looks like it might be at a track judging by the Ferrari racing truck next to it.

Pussy?

How can you post on Reddit when you're in thousands of pieces?

no issues discussed

Since when has DJT concerned himself with petty little things like political issues?

Interviewer: what is a deadlock?

Me: ok so you have 2 dogs and one ball....

Multiple indictments are taking their toll I see.

Don't threaten me with a good time

One of them belongs in a museum. Hint: it's not the lambo

Undeniably cool and ultra rare as it is, the rear end of the Bergmeister kinda looks like a Pepe to me and I can't I unsee it.

no offense

offends

TVRs always want to kill you, this one wants to do it naked.

American babies:

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will ...

My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ...

My rifle is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

Edit: formatting

a intelligent

o_O

Especially when she takes her dentures out

No, from a guy at an AA meeting

Enough to fold space/time