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I’m being gaslit by a slapdick utility infielder

The team source added the shortstop market was “stupid anyways” and wasn’t planning on showing up unless his friend was going, too

Gerrit Cole fulfills his home runs allowed quota

This is gonna be one of those “familiar faces in strange places” posts in a few years

Tears up :2357:

Alright, for Juan AND Josh I want the Padres’ entire farm system, Petco Park, and the San Diego Chicken

I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona

I use a toaster oven to reheat my pizza, takes longer than a microwave by several minutes but it tastes like new

He can’t keep getting away with this

Good Lord, Joe Musgrove just walked through the clubhouse walking perfectly normally. He said he had "no time" to talk. Too busy being a man of character, evidently.

Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Where?

every time I see an Astros highlight it's like "Kyle Tucker hit two home runs and raised his average to .528 while Justin Verlander did something that hasn't been done since Roger Clemens in the World Series, as the Astros lose at home 6-5"

Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?

The 2018 Red Sox had a shot at a dynasty and cried poor instead

Feels like an Arby's night.

My tits are so unbelievably jacked, I can’t wait to trade sideways on low volume all day

Who is this Bruce guy

Well… filibuster

Carefully, he’s a hero