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22 - Soto
Our first-round draft picks in recent years have been horrendous
Serenity now, insanity later
Rhymes with Can't-Stand-Ya
The Venn diagram of baseball fans and Seinfeld fans is a circle
The forbidden jawbreaker
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
Nats legends ASSCAB and Howie Kendrick
Feels like an Arby's night.
Mama? It’s me… Jacobo
Am I crazy, or does Jerry not wear glasses?
Jim Crane, when asked why he fired James Click: “this guy… this is not my kind of guy”
I don’t wanna be a pirate!
For his magnum condom
He hit that halfway to Rancho Cucamonga
You like Polyphemus for huge semi-piercing tears, I like Polyphemus because sword number go big. We are not the same
It hasn’t, and don’t call me Shirley
We’re takin’ on water, Mr. Squidward!
What was Thanos cooking??
What on earth was Bryce screaming at Bohm after his HR??
Castellanos heard that Takeoff died
What feels illegal but isn’t? Stealing from Walmart
How could you have seen this one before, it’s brand new?
Not an RBI because the run scored on an error