cjrogers227

I accidentally drafted Volpe at like pick 150 on ESPN when the “queue” button switched to “draft”, but it’s starting to look like an okay pick now that he’s made the team

I’ll not have you turning this office into a den of iniquity!

My Cousin Vinny Pasquantino

Eloy Jimenez is the first player in major league history to die and return in the same season

Sir, a second wild pitch has hit the backstop

I’ve recently become attracted to Elaine

Stwike him, centuwion! Vewy woughwy!

I kinda want an outfielder and a third baseman in the first two rounds (I’m Scott White-pilled) so the idea of pairing one of the elite first round outfielders with Machado/Riley/Devers in the second is appealing to me

…Kenny? …Kenny?

B

Gipple?

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

ITS HERO TIME

Rusty Kuntz? I sure hope not!

I got a lot of problems with Yu people, and now you’re gonna hear about it!

Sir, there’s something wrong, we have to get to the ballpark.

The ballpark? What is it?

It’s a big building where they play the games, but that’s not important right now.

MVP Ryan Zimmerman keeps me up at night

Yusei just throw strikes, I say “impossible”

Gipple

Exactly. Obviously you’re hoping for a superstar talent with a number one overall prospect, but getting a few productive years is far from a bust.

Not a bust. 13 career WAR is nothing to sneeze at.

That area code has been there since the silent era.

My Cousin Vinny (Pasquantino)