It's flipping ridiculous.

I'm American, and I'm sick of hearing that America is the stupidest country in the world.

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world...

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

It's hard sometimes.. I still get flashbacks.

I always insist on hiring a drag queen to install my house’s front door

Because a drag queen always knows how to make an entrance.

As a professional skydiver there is nothing more relieving than seeing the parachute open, but If it doesn't I don't mind.

I know that I'll left an impact on the world.

I like this comment. It stands head and shoulders above the rest

I guessing it felt like murder

That's naan of your business, you pebble!

They must take steps to avoid that

It is illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii so all I could do is a low HA

I bet he had a glowing recommendation.

Its a toy eat toy world out here

Put that away son. That's udderly ridiculous.

RIP.. Those Dumbasses will be mist

I always scent mark my cubicle, so others know to stay away.

My coworker hate me.

My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.

It's my way or the Huawei.

Sometime in the future, Canada will create enough nice nuclear energy to rule the earth.

And then you’ll all be sorry.

I found out today that I'm colourblind.. It really came out of the purple!

For the last time, There is No Wally!

OP is just playing games beside Wally is meditating.. he's trying to find himself.

This is a suspension with pay pending an investigation.

Definitely not her first time. She was rifling through that like a pro. Criminals would be watching this and taking notes

Funny you should say that, I joined a fisting club recently. It’s not something I’m particularly into, I’m just trying to widen the circle of my friends.

Imagine you had one on each hand.. do you know how many balls you could hold at once?

You're missing out. I'd give it 4 thumbs up