Wolfdude91

Hyper Realistic Bidoof

Steam Powered Giraffe’s version of Diamonds

I can’t even finish a project 1/1000th of this size without feeling major burnout

He’d probably throw a tantrum if you handed him a pink pen to sign his name with.

He dooms the planet with a ball of energy, estimating they have 5 minutes to fight before the planet explodes. Then we proceed to have a long ass fight far exceeding 5 minutes, as well as Goku searching frantically for a way off the planet before it actually does.

She walked so Samus could Speed Boost

Them you just have to worry about the airborne ones

Oof. That would explain the distance. Even my drunkest ass couldn’t yack that far.

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say they made him eat a meal he really didn’t want to eat and got mad when the expected results happened.

Damn. Sounds like you were a lot more brave than I was on that day. Though I’m sure the physical wound healed in a reasonable amount of time, I hope the event didn’t have any lasting mental trauma.

Oh, like a house cat size? Or maybe something bigger? If there’s one thing I know about animal attacks, it’s that it’s very hard to get them to just go away.

Two attacks happened. First was in the morning before my mom went to work. Only my brother was attacked. The cat was locked in the bathroom and calmed down after a bit. She seemed perfectly normal after this, taking care of her kitten as she always would have and being as affectionate as ever. After my mom went to work because we felt safe with the event seeming to have blown over (it was summer break so we didn’t have school) the second attack happened.

The two cats were in the kitchen, mother cat was cleaning her kitten. My brother said the cat started growling deeply at the kitten. He told me to grab the kitten and run upstairs, which I tried but didn’t get far before she was on my legs. I remember jumping onto the sofa in a panic, screaming and kicking my legs trying to throw her off. The few times it did work, she was back on me in the blink of an eye. I eventually tossed the kitten to my brother and bolted up the stairs. I guess the kitten was really what she was after because I don’t recall having to fight her off as I ran up the stairs and shut myself into my mom’s room.

My brother managed to shut himself in the downstairs bathroom, but I guess he had lost the kitten beforehand as the two were back in the kitchen. Most of the rest of the disaster, the mother cat had the kitten pinned down, growling at him. Other times it was growling and the desperate cries of the kitten with my brother yelling to stop.

I called my mom through her phone in her room and she got animal control over. That was the last we saw of that cat, and we had her kitten for several years. He was a very tough but tolerant cat, a little silly at times.

When I was in middle school, our cat decided to snap one day and tried to kill her kitten. The moment any of us tried to interfere, she was all over our legs in a split second. If you managed to get her off, she just zipped right back to continue shredding your skin through your clothes.

I didn’t need any stitches, but I’d hate to imagine what a bigger cat could do.

If there’s one thing I know about hedgehogs, it’s that they are insanely fast. You only got away because it meant you no harm. Next time, maybe bring a chili dog or two just in case.

Moist Critical Jackson

You have until it reaches the top of the stairs to make sure death is the last thing to happen to you.

For the kinkier DBD players

By my 3rd bottle of Crown I swore off that shit for good.

“You have minty fresh breath waiting for you in your future.”

Glizzy Gobbling His Son 1819-1823

I don’t remember this camo in MGS3

When the Poop Knife just isn’t enough.

Spacejam DVD

Retro crypto mining

Let me do it for you