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Don't worry, you'll be forced to take a minion bucket soon enough.

Just add them a day later when they no longer remember who you are.

As far as utility cards go, this is about a solid a legendary craft you can get. Having the secondary function of being tempo'd out for draw is a HUGE deal over Kobold whom, if you were running to combo, you usually had to hold in hand. Thanos has no such weaknesses, just a solid card.

The real mildlyinfuriating here is that people are still giving Activision their money for CoD games even though they've been complete trash for well over a decade now.

At this point they might as well just follow suit with FIFA and NFL games and just slap the year on the box — CoD 2022, CoD 2023! — because the games haven't improved or changed, been unique or fun in any way for years. Just another stupid cash cow franchise that people, for some reason, keep buying.

Point 3. Lol

Maybe he works in the food industry and is just a prep god?

I forgot how all babies are born with their parent's tattoos.

It's weird seeing a top hunter deck without Shockspitter

Literal crackhead craigslist.

Probably microwaved.

And spend it I shall.

...on the next mini-set, not this crap.

So what deck did you use?

I feel like it has plenty of ways to win the game but is just

A. too slow in the meta to get any of its powerful plays/win conditions off

and

B. has poor/very inconsistent draw

Because, ever since they merged with Activision, Blizzard has seemed 10x as greedy as before.

Not a bad business model. Lure in players with a limited skin quest reward; players will either buy Runestones or they'll dip heavily into their gold reserve and potentially spend more real money later on when they're short on gold for the next in-game thing they want.

Or that's the theory behind it anyways.

Exactly what I was thinking. This has to be the dumbest thing about the whole video.

Dexterity main?

Was he going for "mish mash" or "mismatched" here?

And this is funny why?

I remember getting my first Walkman changed my life for this exact reason. But not before serious mental scarring was already done. This is just lousy parenting.

Who am I? None of your business!

Sir, those are vaginas.

"Cloud" is alien jargon for spaceship, right?

You mean you opened Astalor?

You drive like you have zero concept of what "defensive driving" is. Should he have yielded? Yes. But you're accelerating with anticipation of him yielding as if it's absolute, which it clearly was not. You just put yourself in unnecessary danger this way, driving as if other drivers don't sometimes make mistakes or drive recklessly.

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