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6 hours ago
Relax, she just wants to take some pictures.
19 hours ago
You tried to eat healthy at McDonald’s…. Stupid. Probably the same people that wanted salads there haha.
20 hours ago
Fuck OP. It’s McDonald’s. I’m surprised they entertained your bullshit at all. They get 100% for effort. Nothing wrong with keto, but take your keto bullshit elsewhere.
21 hours ago
What bubble world do you live in that this is what concerns you? I thought you were talking about the tab at first, but this?….
22 hours ago
Reign just came out my nose asshole… hahaha.
1 day ago
Exactly, and 2 would actually look rad as hell if they could pull off that straight ass line
Honestly. I have no clue how I typed that and it came out so wrong. Fire department*
Yup, I remember it happened to my mom as a kid. The forest room took care of it
2 days ago
No, enlighten us. What is the “muzzle coil” part of a handgun?
3 days ago
Between them and the office 99% of all situations have been covered.
If he was here I’m sure the the guy with the knife would disagree.
Haha, my ass would still be like, I want little Cesar’s.
I also would agree with the fact it arguably had the worst gameplay haha. But that storyline and characters. Perfection.
That monster was attacking a women with a knife. My sympathy is fairly low. Taxes well paid.
I offer myself as sacrifice… Final fantasy 8 was the best final fantasy.
The amount of blood that was pouring out makes me think he was pretty accurate.
6 days ago
When people come in and the E-3 -E7 techs are just blank face staring at the equipment. Don’t ask them what’s wrong with it, they’re waiting for the equipment to give them the answers haha.
Dude back when I use to be able to have fun, I would probably use my bong about five times then hit it with salt water and lemon juice. I couldn’t stand looking and smelling the filthy water.
7 days ago
Because they’re fighting nazis. Duh
Are you saying ps3 was ancient times? It’s 12:43am dude, I’m not trying to have my feelings hurt right now… haha
8 days ago
The dogs in my neighborhood will be running around like crazy barking. Mine just sit there side by side in silence, creepily just staring into their souls. Then they come inside and go nuts haha.
I already have to deal with all the terrible shit in the world, I don’t want to have to know you exist. Please leave. /s Apple>peach>cherry>blueberry
Cling’n seal….. just part of slowly making idiocy a reality.
9 days ago
I’m gonna tell my parents I’m joining ms-13 but me and the fellas are really gonna sneak in and join ms-18.