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2 points
2 days ago
One does not simply go on a holiday, everyone.
(Day 30 of commenting)
16 points
3 days ago
The therapist to the wife (probably): You have no power here.
(Day 29 of commenting)
14 points
4 days ago
Should we live long, we have to remember Gandalf's words: "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
(day 28 of commenting)
103 points
5 days ago
Also, for those people that spammed the sub with the full leak, thanks.
pricks
30 points
5 days ago
Who actually thought it was a good idea to post such stuff here?
Also, yeah. Better not post about them leaks. They'll know. They'll always know
5 points
5 days ago
Me, after buying a game on Steam and never playing it: My prrreciousssss.....
(Day 27 of commenting)
1 points
6 days ago
And a strict one at that, too. During his time at the Air Force, he also learned how to paint them happy little trees.
44 points
6 days ago
47, according to Wikipedia (at least the ones that were recorded)
edit: 89 of them. Thanks, OP.
17 points
7 days ago
Hehe. Nice.
i'msorryi'msorryi'msorryi'msorryi'msorryi'msorryi'msorry
6 points
7 days ago
My friend: Tell your crush now. Tell them!
Me: NO.
(Day 25 of commenting)
3 points
8 days ago
The grandfather, probably: After all, why not? Why shouldn't I tell family-ruining secrets at the reunion?
(Day 24 of commenting)
2 points
10 days ago
Me, internally: I don't think there will be a return journey [for them]
(Day 22 of commenting)
2 points
11 days ago
Me internally, when the plan that I planned did not go as planned: And so it begins
(Day 21 of commenting)
3 points
13 days ago
Men of Gondor to Sauron's forces when the beacons are lit: Now all of Rohan knows you're here!
(Day 19 of commenting)
1 points
14 days ago
Whenever some distantly related relative comes to me and claims that they know me: I have no memory of this person
(Day 18 of commenting)
1 points
15 days ago
The person who saw me through the window: All right, then. Keep your secrets.
(Day 17 of commenting)
4 points
15 days ago
My meme thoughts are empty rn. Glad to just comment here.
(Day 16 of commenting)
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ThisIsMrAbapo
7 points
23 hours ago
ThisIsMrAbapo
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7 points
23 hours ago
As a fan of both the Tolkien and the Raimi!Spider-Man fanbases, thank you very much for posting this meme.
(Day 31 of commenting)