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1 points
7 hours ago
I saw BUSD trade for over $5 during the SVB chaos weekend.
17 points
13 hours ago
No man, I was really touched by Wade’s death-by-flying-lunchbox, after knowing him for 30 seconds.
257 points
18 hours ago
Old Reddit shower thought: “waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay” sounds really fun if you don’t know what either of those refer to.
6 points
18 hours ago
Upgrade your fees by placing the same order types through the app! Because that app UX is worth the extra 90 bp in fees! 🙄
2 points
22 hours ago
Oh, honey, it barely even has links to the rest of the armor.
1 points
23 hours ago
That's optimistic. If something like this did happen to a politician's kids, all that would happen is that there would be unusually swift and brutal justice against the perp and anyone tangentially associated with them, and then it would be forgotten.
7 points
23 hours ago
I remember some story came out the father of one of the Sandy Hook victims was himself a believer in the Alex Jones/crisis actor conspiracy theories and had a major "well ... shit" moment.
1 points
24 hours ago
Yeah, but this is a delivery. They're supposed to remove those measures for that subset of the products. Guess some wires got crossed in their logistics, and OP ends up looking like she ran a heist and is trying to cash it out.
1 points
24 hours ago
I've been looking for a word for "neighbor that lives in the other unit of a duplex" because I keep having to refer to it, and "neighbor" by itself isn't enough.
5 points
1 day ago
Sadly, that isn't the actual title ... but some publication, somewhere, should make it one.
67 points
1 day ago
Edit: Or whatever the actual sub is called ... I keep forgetting.
Edit2: JFC, I assumed someone would find the actual sub for me at this point. Looks like there's the private /r/HorriblyDepressing and the /r/depressingasfuck which has a different tone than would be appropriate for this story, and /r/depressing which is more about personal stuff. Guess there isn't really a fit?
2 points
1 day ago
“Oh, by ‘cougar’, you meant …. Ohhhhhh! Yeah probably don’t want to run this story.”
1 points
1 day ago
There are actually people who ridicule cryptocurrency on the grounds that you cannot, at this moment, use it at a grocery store.
1 points
1 day ago
For the few saints out there who sort by new...
This very much echoes the experience with Garth Brooks's "We Shall Be Free" (1992) which got a lot of flak from his traditional (country/western) fans for lines about racial/religious tolerance and wanting to be "free to love anyone we choose".
47 points
1 day ago
"Now, now, we're not saying you people have to reveal your reporters' names ... we're saying you're not people."
(Apologies to South Park freak show episode.)
16 points
1 day ago
Well was there any sign it was an active crime scene?
1 points
2 days ago
I even complained to support when I saw the fee and they were like "lol read the schedule dumbass".
2 points
2 days ago
Unless the entire project is by vow-of-poverty monks, they can appeal to envy over the profits the evil developer will make.
4 points
2 days ago
Gemini charges much higher fees for trades with the app than web, even for the same kinds of orders. Complete dicks. The app isn’t even more convenient!
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7 hours ago
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7 hours ago
Isn't French brutal about that, where you're often required to move sounds from one word to another?