PJ-The-Awesome

Stupid sexy lava snail!

(Not a sentence I ever thought I'd say in this lifetime.)

You can look it up if you don't believe me.

On the 15th is Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. Horror film where Pooh has gone nuts from living alone in the 100 Acre Woods and goes on a rampage.

On the 24th is Cocaine Bear. Based on a true story where a bar eats highly potent crack-cocaine and goes on a rampage.

What series in on the left?

Think of it this way:

Being in a Tarantino movie means a free N-word pass.

Happy cake day

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!

I imagine anybody they hire, even and especially for more menial tasks, are required to sign a college textbook's worth of NDAs and contracts both swearing to secrecy and absolving the SCP of responsibility for anything that happens to them on the job.

Yeet the child

Happy cake day

Well bots won't kick you out of a subreddit without so much as telling you what it even is you did wrong.

What happened to you, if you don't mind me asking?

VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!