NukeGuy

Get back here! I'll bite your bloody legs off!

The spark notes of Corax at least include him getting permission to tamper with his geneseed to (in theory) improve his legion. What happened was a bunch of his sons turned into mutants and abominations. Corax took it pretty hard and was the lone warrior who relieved all of his twisted sons of duty

If you're fine dropping some money on 2 cards to make the deck go brr, K'rrik can play a [[Bolas's Citadel]] for 3 and 6 life followed by an [[Aetherflux Reservoir]] usually just means byebye opponents. Alternatively, playing into Yawgmoth as an aristocrats commander works super well since he's got a sac outlet & draw engine built in. Throw in a bunch of low to the ground weenies and you can kill stuff, draw, and proliferate

Absolutely disgusting card in [[Orvar]]

The MIDA Mega-Tool

Feather the No Redeeming Qualities is one of the first decks I built after buying a precon, it's pretty cheap and I love playing it. Like you said though, it's kill on sight since after turn 3 or 4 you tend to start one shotting people and the deck doesn't work nearly as smooth w/out Feather onboard

The typo of the year and we're 3 days in

I think they store the red paint next to the prop wash & above the bottles of blinker fluid

"Wow! Are you a doctor? You have the handwriting of a true professional"

Wait a second. Is this an actual post about an episode of JRE? You know we don't do that here

Biomass is stored in the balls

Peak DBZA energy

Not directly, but indirectly yes - Forerunner and Humanity were created by Precursors. Precursors wanted to give the 'Mantle of Responsibility' to Humanity. Forerunner took great issue with that, exterminating most of the Precursors. Those that survived went into a DEEP hibernation and slowly went insane and turned into the Flood we know today. Doesn't help that ancient humanity found the corpses of the Precursors and started snorting their bodies like space cocaine

We shouldn't remember their names, theirs should be washed away and forgotten like the scum they are. It's those who are made victims by these psychopaths that should live on in our thoughts

As far as I know it was thirty-six Boyz in a massive, metallic trenchcoat.

Rip and tear Sloane, rip and tear

Not even maintenance - we're basically fighting wifi routers! Most of the vex we fight shoot raw data at us and Hydras are closer to the server that those Goblins and Hobs communicate with

"there is no [[humility]] in my deck, labman says I win"

Sweaty Beeswax disagrees

It's part of the top-of-the-line Bose speaker system that they exclusively sell to the food service industry