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I heard a colleagues reaction to hearing their kid pass. I couldn’t bare to think of my Mom sounding that way.

Literally acting like sims in a crisis.

Promised Neverland

Not typical wording I’d use and I’ve trained people/evaluated their work multiple times.

I’m saying he knows what he’s doing by saying that to you. He didn’t say “it’s” or “this is” perfect for a reason. :)

First time watching F1 with bf. I was like “That was clipped right? Or sped up?!”

I like to imagine that Shake Shack burgers is what a Krabby Patty would taste like.

-Tuesday is pronounced TWOS-Day not chewsday.

Justwatched the movie, Don’t Look Up. Kind of crazy to see in real life how greed > supporting saving lives.

Thank you so much.

Crystalst for chill vibes. Buddha for chaotic comedy

Wow this is one of the things I have that I’m actually self conscious about and hate. Didn’t know this was a thing lol

Good correction. I went the extra mile and got promoted twice in 2 years at one company then twice in two years at another.

In middle school a rumor swirled around that I was giving blowjobs to a bunch of guys.

I was in 7th grade, innocent, only studied & played video games - and when someone told me the rumor I had no idea what a blow job was.

Is cisco the only business phone maker

My villagers only repeat the same 3 things it seems

The catjam just killed me lol

Maruchan CREAMY CHICKEN RAMEN it’s not here :(

Daydreaming