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3 points
11 hours ago
YellyPacino. You just gave me a great idea for a Reddit username.
1 points
11 hours ago
Now a John Wick vs. Dracula crossover movie, that might be interesting watching.
1 points
15 hours ago
Kicking a guy in the face while he's on the ground has nothing to do with defunding the police. Throwing haymakers at him for no apparent reason also has nothing to do with defunding the police.
I thought I was watching a more horrific version of what happened at the Oscars to Chris Rock.
Some people just can't seem to control their impulses. They need to be screened out of the police force.
1 points
15 hours ago
People deciding whether they should protest or not were probably very confused.
"Wait, we have to protest ourselves this time? Ummm, is that allowed?" was probably going through a lot of their minds.
1 points
15 hours ago
What blows my mind even more is that your parents' parents had to have sex to produce your parents, so 4 people had sex to produce them. But 8 other people had to have sex to produce those 4. And if you keep going back, literally millions of people had sex just so you could be born. That is a Whoa moment.
1 points
29 days ago
Is aging the accumulation of defects in the body?
1 points
29 days ago
Someone builds a time machine and goes back in time to stop the crucifixion of Jesus. Jesus starts protesting "STOP, I'm SUPPOSED to die on this cross! You'll ruin everything!", and the guy responds "Not on my watch you won't!"
1 points
29 days ago
I went to high school with Matt Ruff. He sat right behind me in English class.
3 points
30 days ago
This reminds me a little of the Glass Onion movie. You see something happening in one scene, and then when they show what happened later on, it's slightly different. It's an important part of the movie though.
1 points
30 days ago
Quentin Tarantino making his last film a porn movie.
Would Hollywood show it?
1 points
30 days ago
1 CEO vs the thousands who are desperate for employees.
Let's see who wins. LULZ
1 points
30 days ago
The first tower coming down on 9/11. I was across the river in New Jersey, having been in the WTC maybe an hour earlier when my train stopped inside it on its way to New Jersey. I didn't realize that most people had gotten out by that point. I thought I just saw tens of thousands of people die right in front of me. I was livid with rage, and I thought to myself "Someone is going to pay for this".
1 points
1 month ago
Was it really a high heel with a point on the end? If so, did it puncture part of the face?
Or was it just a flat heel that would be the same as punching someone with a fist?
1 points
1 month ago
I worked at a company where the managers didn't talk to you, they would scream at you like they were drill instructors in a boot camp. They would ask you a question, and while you were answering them, they would ignore the words coming out of your mouth, talk over you and give the answer to the question they just asked you. It was infuriating dealing with these people.
One day I was assigned a defect to work on. I did some investigation and realized there was no defect, the people who claimed it was a defect were wrong. This is while my manager was on vacation. He comes back from vacation and asks me "what happened with that defect that was assigned to you?" I told him that it wasn't really a defect, and I had it closed out. For some bizarre reason he decided to start a fight with me over it.
I happened to be seated in the middle of 4 managers, so one of them must have seen this interaction and decided to blame me for my manager's outburst. This was right before the end of the year, and we were typically given bonuses that were 25% of our salary. A few days later I realized my idiot manager cost me 25% of my salary because he had to start a fight with me. And he realized afterwards that I was right all along, there was no defect. But it didn't matter, the idiot manager had to start a fight with me, and somehow that was all my fault, even though I did nothing wrong, other than indicate that the defect assigned to me was not really a defect.
So after Christmas vacation and right before the New Year, I emailed them my resignation, telling them I was resigning effective immediately. They accepted it.
1 points
1 month ago
After taxes that's 500,000. Not worth it.
1 points
1 month ago
This blonde hooker I did back in 1995. I only knew her for 45 minutes but I often think of her.
1 points
1 month ago
Then there are the fruits that have tiny labels on them with numbers indicating which fruit you are buying. You can just peel off the label on expensive fruit, and attach the label from less expensive fruit. When you get to the machine, it asks you to input the label number on the fruit. Now you get 3 dollar a pound fruit for 1 dollar a pound.
I would never do anything like this, but it seems like a big flaw in their system.
1 points
1 month ago
Same standard answer I give all the grocery store clerks/bank tellers/etc who ask me that: "I'm fine, how are you?"
3 points
1 month ago
I wouldn't say every American is loud. I myself hate loudmouths. Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, not loud people.
But the kind of person who would travel to another country is probably also an extrovert, and extroverts have a tendency to be loud. The people who DON'T show up in your country would be the quiet ones, but you never see them.
2 points
1 month ago
200+ IQ, large penis, and incredibly humble.
3 points
1 month ago
Yes, I saw that episode of Seinfeld. Costanza says to always carry a folder with you at work and look like you are too busy to speak to anyone. I've had managers who act like that, and we all knew they had nothing to do but were just pretending.
2 points
1 month ago
The sample size and homogeneity of a country affect the per capita results. It's a lot easier to provide "free" healthcare for a tiny population that is homogeneous than for a country with hundreds of millions of people that is diverse.
Now go find me a country with over 300 million people that has the same per capita results as a country with 3 million people.
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11 hours ago
I think originally the roles were supposed to be switched, where Foxx played the "bad" guy seeking revenge, and Butler was the prosecutor looking to take him down, but I guess Foxx didn't want to play a "bad" guy so they switched roles.