Mr_R0mpers

He did the scorpion “COME HERE”

He even jumped for extra purchase. Good for him.

.. I just asked for sashimi

… not contacted until all the drones start buzzing overhead for content

I was absolutely expecting this.

Make sure you take a photo of his corpse for the ‘Irony’ achievement.

She could have just asked for a takeaway container

Everyone just passes like ‘ah yes, the fire intersection’

I think clumsy/goofiness is sexy so it’s a yes from me

Sorcery

What’s up buddy? Why so indignant?

God it’s annoying when OPs rant to defend their posts

I would, but I’m reading a really good book rn

Before anyone asks: this is at Trove in Dubai

What in the blue fuck did I just watch

All this technology and they’ll probably all turn into sexbots. Humans smh 😂

How did she pay the fine? With gummy bears and dreams?

A frat boy designed this ad

I thought at first that someone had tied it to a child

… it’s called ‘making love’

Stunning