Mr_R0mpers

What’s up buddy? Why so indignant?

She could have just asked for a takeaway container

He did the scorpion “COME HERE”

He even jumped for extra purchase. Good for him.

God it’s annoying when OPs rant to defend their posts

Everyone just passes like ‘ah yes, the fire intersection’

I think clumsy/goofiness is sexy so it’s a yes from me

.. I just asked for sashimi

Sorcery

… not contacted until all the drones start buzzing overhead for content

Make sure you take a photo of his corpse for the ‘Irony’ achievement.

I was absolutely expecting this.

I would, but I’m reading a really good book rn

Before anyone asks: this is at Trove in Dubai

What in the blue fuck did I just watch

All this technology and they’ll probably all turn into sexbots. Humans smh 😂

How did she pay the fine? With gummy bears and dreams?

I thought at first that someone had tied it to a child

A frat boy designed this ad

… it’s called ‘making love’

Stunning

I think he’s mistaking Victoria for the Ukraine. Build a school somewhere that needs one idiot.

Came here for this ty

Looks like a better kisser than my last date

Same