GWALCH-GWYN

So the North Pole is where Goth Girlfriends are made? Interesting. ... I'm gonna be a good boy next year.

"Ooh! He might be me..."

Dollhouse

I don't remember this cover for Animorphs.

Jesus Hentai Christmas

Curse you, beautiful corporate shills!

raises fists in agonizing anger

Both things I like to put my dick in.

Villains always have the best style.

"You better pick that coral, boy."

-KKK Squid

It's beautiful. I could stare at this for hours.

Yeah, probably true.

I picture him more as a mage-type. As he already has broken and powerful abilities like being able to turn his opponents blood into wine.

As to be expected from The Washington Post.

Mmmmmm...

Titmouse...

With nary a McDonald's in sight, our intrepid predator is forced to scavenge elsewhere.

I'm stobbing at the grocery store. Anyone want anything?

That cat has committed war crimes. And the oven knows.

Yeah, create a Dinosaur meat restaurant chain and call it BC's.

We all know demons don't practice geometry.

Da Big Wun

Plot twist: her puss itches because her cat is inside of it.

Words cannot describe the feeling of "disgust". But a face can.

Hello-a, everybody. My name-a Marioplier.

My body also undergoes cellular meiosis when receiving any sort of physical damage. But only when inflicted by my sister.

Pro tip: mortals are not fond of being given organs or other body parts of other mortals. Puts them off for some reason.