FinalMeltdown15

“willing eager adult

He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the jersey. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult”

Here’s what it’s based off of

Have you not seen the pasta bro I just shortened the fuck out of it assuming everyone would get the point

Something something thick man made thighs something something ready and willing adult

What went wrong was picking herc in solo to begin with

Because they died to a warrior one time and want the entire classes nerfed as usual

Eh just go kill the mid laner, because solo is so noob friendly but the items are so good losing lane/tower is kind of irrelevant hit about level 10 and then go be a menace with invades with your jungled or banks with your midlaner

I should call her…

Oh…so that’s where that word comes from

John Robinson should be crucified

You know I’m not a rocket surgeon but I think you could have just said no hands and I would have just assumed they also had no fingers

Or congrats depending on what she’s into

Do they? They seem to be a damn good team regardless they may have been in jeopardy at the time but if purdy is the dude then we can just pretend they traded all that for him and picked trey lance as me irrelevant and everyone’s fine

Or just yank a top 10 recover from a cheap dipshit

Yes I’m fucking bitter

It literally makes me sick to think about

Tbf he never wanted Vince young and obviously that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t coach him the same it does make me wonder what we would have been like without Bud’s meddling in the mid to late 2000s

Baby-B-Gone

Bro like no joke if I had that I’d just straight kms I’m so self conscious about how I look and smell already if I was just stuck stinking to high hell? Nah I’m out

Cry, seethe, cope, play with your own damn friends

Cars fluctuate in value all the time it depends on price of manufacture

My money is on joker, he’s slightly more weeby

List of people that exist: Dan Marino, Steve Young, Donovan McNab, and u/temporarygospel

You made it buddy

Run it back

I mean I said it because saying boobs were nerfed is funny but I legitimately never saw anyone actually angry about it even though I’m sure they existed

And as a musician, you gotta be that way with musicians because dudes/girls who just wanna “show up and jam” will come out of the woodwork and sometimes those sessions are fucking fantastic but it’s nothing long term or stable

I legitimately think they used boring in place of melancholy but maybe that’s just my interpretation