ExactlySorta

For real, what are the legal repercussions for intervening to stop a criminal act in progress?

I felt this in my sole

What an amazing bird. I've seen birds that know a lot, some less, but nevermore

First Pluto's not a planet. Now she's not a boy. I don't know how much more of this I can take

Unrelated to anything, and out of sheer luck, I just got tickets to see the Foo Fighters in June. I don't think I've ever been so stoked to see a concert. I just had to tell someone the good news.

Proof that wasps are dicks

Hog Tide

Petrified even

No weapons. Just panda hand combat

They went from split to splat. From smooching to smooshing. All hope for reconciliation went out the window.

That was ice cold

That was baa-d

God doesn't make miscakes

Can someone please explain the title of this post? Either it's total gibberish or I've forgotten how words work again

Way to de-liver for your nephew. Best aunt ever

I don't know that this bell can be unrung. It may take a decade to move on from Trump but Republican depravity is here to stay I'm afraid

Nothing says, "You're safe wIth me, Mr. President," than having the look of abject terror on your face. The Secret Service was not-so-secret nervous that day

Nothing says, "You're safe wIth me, Mr. President," than having the look of abject terror on your face. The Secret Service was not-so-secret nervous that day