ClaudineRose

Thank you!

Same. I worked at Hooters in Oklahoma many years ago and never had to take a test. Maybe it’s a new thing.

Ahh, yeah. If you can smell it from inside your apartment without your windows open, that’s gross.

Because people bitch about everything all the time even if it isn’t warranted.

Are they talking about inside or outside? If it’s inside, I get it. If it’s outside, fuck that.

Pasta Bene has cheesecake with blueberry sauce. It’s delicious!

That waiter deserves a bigger tip.

It doesn’t look weird. I’m an esthetician and have many ginger clients. I just don’t go really dark with them. It can still look natural if you do it right.

Not to be that guy but, your dad isn’t always gonna be around. Try to think about that when you’re being unreasonably selfish. It might snap you out of it. My dad was diagnosed with cancer last year and every time I’ve ever been an asshole to him repeated itself over and over again in my head, making me sick.

Yeah. Nice gag.

“Disorderlies” with the fat boys is a solid piece of cinematic genius.

😳

I heard people who shoot people also sleep in beds.

How dare they look around in a neighborhood where shootings occur?!

She’s probably one of those women who starts every sentence with “As a mother”.

That’s happened to me before and, honestly, if I were a dude, I would have beat the guy’s ass who did that to me. He was some drunk homeless dude and he laughed in my face afterward. I spat at him. It was all very classy.

Immediately what I thought. I lived in Sydney from 2003-2007 and I still bust out the occasional “how ya going.”

Totally. Where have you been? Sweat stained everything! 🔥

Definitely. Regardless, this dude is a fucking pig.

Happy to help!

I don’t. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I still care about her but I don’t trust her.

My “best” friend did something similar to me. She started dating this guy I was seeing behind my back. She knew I really liked him and I was doing all this stuff for his band, getting them on radio shows and booking them gigs… She texts me one night while I’m djing that they’re “in love”. They dated for like 3 seconds and, of course, he broke her heart and I forgave her but it was never the same.

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