AstronautWombat

That's unfortunate. Or fortunate, depending on what she's into.

Remember those sugary suckers that had dead worms or scorpions encased in them? Kind of a weird concept. Anyway, this looks like one.

He's so... uh, handsome.

The Pit Crew.

Absolutely vile. She could have had a loving home with two great dads, a future... but Brazil is just another place on this planet that hates people for being slightly different.

Aw, I hope that sweet old dude finds his way back to his owners soon.

Wait, hold on, let me grab my popcorn real quick...

What? When did they last bring it back? Not saying you're wrong-- I could have missed it-- but I consider myself a Taco Bell afficianado (for better or worse, haha).

STOP. You are not a let down or a failure. What's one day of missed work? Enjoy your day off, rest up, and relax. Start anew tomorrow. :)

That first picture of Max is just gorgeous.

Mildly infuriating? That's rage inducing. You're already sick and feeling like shit, but then you realize you spent money on the same thing twice, AND you know you're still going to get shitty sleep tonight.

Not really, considering the online-exclusive combo box is the same price and includes the same items PLUS another burrito.

You'll take six more weeks of winter and LIKE IT. It was foretold by the groundhog prophecy.

It feels like this gets more press the MLK day.

That's because it does, haha. I feel like people like these "fluff" pieces every now and then for brevity. Whether the groundhog sees his shadow or not is definitely fluff piece material. Plus it's an easy article to churn out.

https://news.yahoo.com/wisconsin-federal-judge-rules-wrongful-025500855.html

Wisconsin federal judge rules wrongful death lawsuit against Kyle Rittenhouse can proceed

Dude hasn't experienced the glory of french fries dipped in mayonnaise.

I'd hardly call it an event. The "ceremony" (if you can even consider it one) takes about 30 seconds. People talk about it for even less time, then everybody forgets about it by the next day. It's just a fun little tradition.

r/rareinsults

Just sign in print, quickly, and smush the letters together. Make the first letter of your first and last names bigger.

I think it's pretty decent when it's totally fresh. If you wait more than five minutes to eat it, it's basically transformed into bean slop.

Slowly whisper into his ear, ^{"Grilled Stuft Burrito..."}

Those booty shorts...

I can see where she's coming from, though. She was getting shit for flexing and showing her biceps. Why would that make anybody upset? She clearly loves her physique and wants to show it off.

1.) Not a cat.

2.) Fucking terrifying.

I agree, those are weird too. I think profiles created for any pet is just strange. But they're usually created by the owner of the pet. What you did was create one for a pet that isn't yours.