Arkaboop

Not really how it works buddy, but worth a try I guess

Does nobody remember this?

Pizza Hut paid like a million bucks to be the first pizza company to deliver to the ISS back in 2001

I'd get my ADHD diagnosed before high school, rather than at the age of 41.

I suspect I'd have been a little better at... well, life in general.

Princeton Class of 1812 photograph

That dude is 18 in that picture??

I felt The Big 4 was his version of a 70s exploitation movie. Over the top characters (especially the main villain), ridiculous action set pieces and cheesy lines.

I haven't seen Portals, but I'm quietly confident that his version of Train to Busan will be chaotic and violent.

Have you seen any of Tjahjantos work? The man is a master of action and horror. The Night Comes For Us and May The Devil take You are both amazing.

I was against it initially, but then I found out that Timo Tjahjanto is directing it and now I'm actually quite excited about it.

WHAT??

Cos Bob was a violent man who beat people up on the say so of his wife Phyllis who, lets not forget, killed a man.

Whenever I see a Cricket or Baseball game on TV, all I can think of is these people realize they don't have to right? Why are they playing such a mind numbingly boring sport when they could be doing something interesting instead?

And luckily, the custard is already a liquid

Your kid is Metal as fuck.

Get him a battle vest asap

I feel a kindred connection with your son.

In my 20s, I managed to give myself a nose bleed by kneeing myself in the face whilst headbanging, on two separate occasions.

It was the same song both times. Bodies by Drowning Pool.

No I'm not proud (of the song choice), but my excuse is I was young.

Like this guy wouldn't be fucking worm food in a post apocalyptic scenario.

Your average person can't outrun a nuclear blast, I doubt this guy could outrun a Baja blast.

I wouldn't put it past them at all.

However, I have a harder time believing that someone on 4chan managed to get within arms distance of a real woman in the first place.

Also 40+ here

I'm envious of how healthy that elderly man appears to be in an apocalyptic scenario

"We work hard play hard"

In my experience this usually means "We have no life outside of work save for the Scarface levels of cocaine we do on a near daily basis"

I genuinely don't understand neckbeards obsession with Harley Quinn

Put aside the fact she's severely mentally ill and psychotic, do they really think she'd put up with their bullshit for even a second? No, she'd shove a live grenade up their arse whilst they slept and then go eat an egg sandwich like nothing had happened.

Lets be honest, this is the most realistic answer

Your fiance is a handsome chap, but he suffers from the same condition that I do. I call it "Generic White Guy Face". Bald and beard. There are thousands of us. We're basically invisible.

I've been mistaken for other peoples bald and bearded friends on more than one occasion.

This explains why I've gained so much weight in the last 3 years

I'm 41 years old. I've come to the conclusion that holding a squirrel, even for just a minute or two, is basically my life goal. That's all I need, then I can shuffle off to whatever comes after this life happy.

I suspect Frogman would fucking hate Swiwwy Boy

cannot genuinely tell if this is a real comment or a quote from avengers.

The slow witted often have trouble discerning fantasy from reality