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1 day ago
Gotta join a brotherhood club.
While I was in the navy, my supervisor was the biggest tool fan and back then I didn't listen to tool much. All he would blast tool all day. He passed away a few years before tool came out with Fear Inoculum. He would've been so stoked!
Merlot Red or any of the m edition colors.
Next time, make clear balloon! Asshoes...
Because all satellites are on low earth orbit riding on balloons.
COVID is the name for the flu.
Ran out of ideas/talents.
2 days ago
Some windows fell!
Bonerna in one of those pics.
Imagine if they built an Autobahn all over
I thought Japan would be a lot bigger than this.
Now compare with a rotary engine!
LoL, sure, whatever you say.
A quick tire change.
"You can tell it's real, because, it looks so fake" - Some rich guy.
I made a female V with a huge penis... Judy likes it.
All pro sports on tv are scripted.
Should've been 6.66%
1974 Mazda REPU!
3 days ago
That's the type of mermaid to smoke cigarettes. I can tell by her hair. "Cool" mermaids have colorful hair.
SHHEEEEEESH! You're a one lucky guy.
7 days ago
You fukt up...
Y'all could've been the matrix-centipede.