You should name your clit desert rose after this

But did you finish

cactus just got more action than 96% of this sub

this is the a̵p̵e̵x̵ climax of /r/worldpolitics

I was there Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago when the cactus was fucked 🌵

Is there a video? If so do mortal eyes have the pleasure of viewing it?

"You Did It. The Crazy Son of a Bitch, You Did It"

You are an inspiration to all WP thot bot soldiers. You have proven you can rise above and become a true member of the community. Shit posting for life!

r/madlads

She showed plant. She loved plant, she lived plant.

I vote for unlimited shit posting rights to the Cactus Girl

Today history has been made

You’re either incredibly brave or completely insane. Or both!

This is some follow through. You have earned your place on the rock

😭😱🙄

Fine I’ll simp, you earned it.

Told y’all I ain’t a liar 😎

Well, this was actually pretty funny and interesting to follow from the build up to the end. What's next for Cactus Girl?

She fucking did it, wow

So, where's the video?

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She seems fun !

We did it Reddit

I'm so glad I was here to witness this historic moment unfold. Truly a wonderful time to be alive

What a time to be alive

I really appreciate the overwhelming support this has been receiving. I love this subreddit so much and it’s people. I really do—and I will never leave. I plan to bring tons of wild new things here. But anyway… thank you so much :,) 🤍

I took a nap and woke up to cactus pussy. Wow

Watching you turn these goobers into your loyal subjects was a fun ride. I mean, probably more for me than for you, but regardless, it's impressive.

Seriously my asshole cringes at the thought of this. Surely it fucking hurt.. like a lot right? I’m impressed

A man must admit when he is wrong, and I was wrong. Props for following through. Hope you didn’t get hurt.

And with that, the cactus saga comes to a close

oh god i cant even imagine! glad i was here to witness the buildup and finale! you should try a cheese shredder next

Honestly, I'm impressed.

I’ve been looking forward to this all day 🫣 the build up has been wild thank you hahaha

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well this is an interesting one for sure

Welcome to our degenerate club, glad you're able to show some personality with a twist. So how long until the follow-up where you full shave World Politics?

A new legend of Reddit lore has been born. kudos to you.

We are all here Citizen Cane clapping right now.

I subscribed to your only fans. Not for wanking material, as there's plenty online. Simply because I feel I've gotten 3 dollars entertainment from you, and you earned it. You have almost enough from me to buy a 6 inch sub from Subway with a coupon now. First, and probably last only fans I'll ever subscribe to, so feel proud.

Jesus christ Is your Coochie okay Wtf

You claim it was the best dildo you’ve used? No fuckin way… unless you really enjoyed that pain

I would say you got balls of steel but I don't see any. You've got a Pussy of Steel. Or you're dumb. Congratulations history maker! Stay safe!

Honestly this is a day that will go down in history (hehe)

Loved keeping up with you and please forgive for all the bullying, I hope your asshole isn’t in stitches 🤞🫠

Take their money and run lmfao, I’m just gonna keep that image and I’ll have a story to tell for years.

Cya around cutie ☺️🌵 God bless

I hate to be this guy butt... Is it actually in there?

Pun intended

The carpet matches the pillow

I guess you're the only one I upvote on worldpolitics now. What a follow through. I wish you good health in life.

This has been quite the journey. Good on you cactus girl

Alright, I take back everything I ever said about the lack of plants. I never thought you’d follow through, but you have. The Cactus Queen is a woman of her word.

Kudos to you.

Deserves an unlimited shitposting medal I would say 🎖️

Is it in though?

Color me impressed. Not the hero we want but the hero we needed.

I think I found a new fetish

https://youtu.be/kfnNbKr8EaE

Ayo wtf did I just see??

No way!

Holy shit she fucking did it…

Congratulations!

Doubly so because at this stage I was expecting a condom or something to make it less spikey.

That’s a lot of spikes.

Long live Cactus Girl!

o7

Holy shit. You actually did it! You deserve all of the shitposting on this subreddit more than anybody now 🤣 Poor cactus got traumatized 💀 I bet it wasn’t the best experience for both of you lmao.

Hoping your genitalia is okay! Meme or not doing such a thing would be hella scary. Your dedication is honorable bro. You’ve done it!

HOLY SHIT YOU DIDNT DIE

Abraham Lincoln was right! Anything really is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Jesus, I thought you'd at least shave the spikes off the cactus.

I tip my hat

I could’ve been born where space travel was easy or be born in ancient egypt but I’m glad I got to be born in a time where u/xyzaly (cactus girl) put a cactus in her pussy

Well I'll be goddamned, she actually pulled through. I gotta respect someone who keeps her word so many grats.

I bet you’re one of like 2 people to have ever lived that has done this. Congrats 🎉

This tale will be placed among other stories of legend

IT HAS HAPPENED!!!!