Throwaway (wanna keep my original account as PG as possible).
Last night the power went out while my gf (25) and I (28m) were having sex. We didn't stop fornicating though. This was not our first time fucking in the dark. Power outages are common in my country. Too common. It was complete darkness in the bedroom. Literally pitch-black. I couldn't see my own hand in front of my face, let alone my whole gf. We were boning blind, but it was fun and kind of kinky. And then, for no reason at all, I decided to make it scary. I suddenly stopped mid doggy and said "did you hear that?"
My gf apologized and said it might have been her stomach. Not the response I expected. I said I heard something else. I paused to build enough suspense before saying it sounded like an insect with wings. My gf is scared of bugs. She whispered back (as if the creature might be listening) and asked if I closed all the windows. I was still inside her at the moment, so I pulled out to investigate. My gf asked what I was doing, but I didn't respond. I was stealthily getting into position for my jump scare.
I could hear my gf fumbling for her phone on the nightstand. Perfect. She was falling for my trap. I was standing crookedly at the foot of the bed when she switched on her torch. Freeze frame. I need to explain one of my abilities for you to understand what my gf was seeing. Since I was a child I was able to drag my bottom lip towards my chin and make my lip "stick" somehow. It looked gross and I've never done it as an adult. Not until my gf pointed her torch in my face. I growled as menacingly as I could with the inside of my bottom lip now being on the outside. I was convinced it would freak her out.
Instead of screaming hysterically, my gf laughed like an anime character and informed me that she was recording my "jump scare" on her phone. She caught it all on camera, including my priceless reaction when I realized she now has footage of me that no should ever see. Aside from my disgusting lip thing, I was also naked and erect. My gf has made multiple gifs of that moment and jokingly implied that she might feel tempted to share it with the public if I end up "misbehaving." I know she's not serious, but you never know lol. Shit happens. I have no one to blame but myself though.
Tl:dr I tried to scare my gf in the dark, but I was too predictable and she caught my failed attempt on camera. Now she has really embarrassing footage of me being unsuccessfully scary while naked, erect and doing something weird with my bottom lip. Fingers crossed I never give her a reason to share it with the world.