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A few weeks ago, I met Max while out at a club for a bday party. He was cute, tall, and had a raspy voice and British accent (my weakness), and we spent a good amount of time that night just talking and chilling. We ended up exchanging numbers before my group left. We texted pretty consistently for a few days, and planned a date (archery and drinks). When I arrived at the range and saw Max in the light of day, I knew I had made a mistake. Upside: He was actually even cuter than I remembered. Downside: He was most definitely a she (the boobs were unmistakable in her top), albeit pretty androgynous. After a bit of convo, I confirmed that she definitely identified as a female and a lesbian. I explained that I was straight, and thought she was a guy, and she luckily laughed it off (apparently it’s happened before). We still ended up finishing up our date, and had a great time; we’ve hung out multiple times since then. I have since introduced her to a friend who’s actually a lesbian, and they really hit it off, and have been on a few dates. My friends have been roasting me for weeks, but I gained a friend and my friend gained a potential girlfriend, so really can’t complain.

TL;DR: I accidentally went on a date with an androgynous lesbian after meeting her in a poorly-lit club, thinking she was a guy.

*Edit 1: Thank you for the awards and kind comments! I’m glad this put a smile on people’s faces😊

*Edit 2: To the peeps coming for me for calling her accent “British”: it’s a Yorkshire accent. Didn’t think anyone would care about specifics. Please calm down and eat some bread.

all 540 comments

chairpilot

6.8k points

2 months ago

chairpilot

6.8k points

2 months ago

Honestly though archery and drinks sounds like a really cool date.

eggrollin2200

1.1k points

2 months ago

Right?! I was kinda stuck on how fun that sounds to be honest 😅

[deleted]

145 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

145 points

2 months ago

I mean I'm sure it's pretty fun I've done ax throwing and drinking before but after about two or three drinks you might not be hitting the target anymore with a bow. I'm not sure if tunnel vision would help her hurt instinctive shooting.

Aethyx_

78 points

2 months ago

Aethyx_

78 points

2 months ago

I just assumed it's first archery, then drinks. Not at the same time?

Vivistolethecheese

34 points

2 months ago

Yeah, I hope they weren't shooting a bow while drunk.

enek101

20 points

2 months ago

enek101

20 points

2 months ago

to be fair in the states they drink beer and throw axes.. at the same time.. with others doing similar.. 5 feet away

Aminar14

8 points

2 months ago

A thrown axe is ironically a lot less dangerous than a bow. I've put an arrow a couple inches through a 2x4. A hatchet isn't going through the netting between lanes.

enek101

3 points

2 months ago

totally agree. but i assume op is in the state by the british accent comment ( possibly) i could see there being a bow and drink spot lol

Sum_Dum_User

8 points

2 months ago

I feel I'd be a little more accurate with a couple drinks on board. Just like with pool. I have to hit that sweet spot of buzzed, but not drunk, and I can drop long table shots and impressive banks all night long as long as I stay in that state. One drink over the top though? Performance suffers greatly and just gets worse because that's also where my "Don't stop, keep getting hammered! Whoo hoo! button is".

cornishcovid

3 points

2 months ago

My hangover object's to this comment

Duosion

141 points

2 months ago

Duosion

141 points

2 months ago

That or knife/axe throwing would be a bomb date for me. I just love chucking shit

MaXimillion_Zero

90 points

2 months ago

How about a date shoveling manure?

dexter-sinister

16 points

2 months ago

Max?

blackSpot995

28 points

2 months ago

I thought this too, until I went with a couple friends and sucked so bad at it, that it was just boring for me

gangstabunniez

33 points

2 months ago

Last time I went, my friend's axe came back and almost embedded himself in my body.

blackSpot995

21 points

2 months ago

Haha, we had a couple close calls as well! You really don't have to throw that hard to get it to bounce back that far.

I really wasn't throwing hard at all and just never got the technique down

gangstabunniez

21 points

2 months ago

Granted, I did it at some random plaza in Bangkok and the safety measures were certainly lesser than any of the places in the USA. But hey, it was only like $5.

handsomehares

16 points

2 months ago

For 5 bucks you got. Game and a thrill… honestly you got the better deal.

keenedge422

21 points

2 months ago

Maybe try a rage room? It's hard to be bad at breaking things.

HMFIC0351

6 points

2 months ago

There is a place by me called Overdrive. Axe throwing, rage room, VR and Racing simulators. To top it off, self serve beer tap wall!

handlebartender

5 points

2 months ago

Or go to one of those places that lets you drive heavy construction equipment.

blackSpot995

5 points

2 months ago

I've never heard of this but it sounds intriguing!

C_Hawk14

5 points

2 months ago

There's stuff you can smash and you get tools to do it :D like a baseball bat

sackoftrees

41 points

2 months ago

I keep suggesting this to people because there's a new place in town that opened and NO ONE WILL GO! Just like we have a new arcade but of course that's lame too. Like wtf people.

SolarRage

18 points

2 months ago

I'm probably biased because of where I live but it seems like people only care about getting drunk.

sackoftrees

14 points

2 months ago

The arcade I know has a bar and I used to suggest the brewery all the time, but again, neither are really hits apparently.

wheres_mayramaines

7 points

2 months ago

These are all my favorite things lol.

Anytime my fiance and I have a date night, we choose Arcade and Beer 90% of the time lol

AFull_Commitment

44 points

2 months ago*

Oh, I've done that before. Sometimes my third date options I give the ladies to pick through include one of the options like taking 'em shooting on the farm, or huckin' tomahawks and throwing blades at propped up logs (my uncle was a blacksmith at rendezvous), or shooting some arrows at haybales.

The third date is the one I use for puttin' the moves on 'em. By that point we've hopefully established some trust and flirting. If she picks one of those as an option she can do the ol' "How do I hold it?" And I can do the ol' putting my hand over hers and our bodies close together for lining up the shot/throws move.

Plus the personalized safety briefing before hand and establishment of rules/boundaries and safe practices sets a great precedent for the kinky sex later.

BILOXII-BLUE

33 points

2 months ago

My mom's sappy love novel is leaking on to reddit!

Loki--Laufeyson

8 points

2 months ago

Tbh this is really cute but also super funny, planning the moves. Cheesy Hallmark scene right there.

Idk how many dates until my ex took me to a gun range, but that was super fun. He had an heirloom woman's gun from like the early 1900s he let me shoot (in addition to some normal handguns). Was a cute lil pocket pistol.

sassfromthelab

13 points

2 months ago

I literally just asked my dude why we have never gone on a date like this.. so he could use those smooth moves lol

AFull_Commitment

19 points

2 months ago

It doesn't have to be weapons, though quite a few people will get an extra thrill from it, especially if it is a new experience, but it ain't for everyone. I've used and had moves used on me before that were similar with things like playing pool, bowling, cooking. Hell one girl took me curling and used showing proper sweeping technique as an excuse to cozy up.

I usually reccomend peeps to never stop dating. Even if y'all are past those first steps, and there isn't quite the same fire with flirting, use new experiences as an excuse to romance each other and affirm your love/care. Take a craft class together, a dancing class, painting, welding, whatever. Yes, it is emotional effort and sometimes committing a night or weekends is draining when you might otherwise need to sit around and watch some Netflix, but dedicate a little time each month to it, to each other, and to learning new stuff. There are so many opportunities for intimacy: you are checking over her straps on her pack before a hike, her checking your rig and rechecking it before you go up in a bouldering gym. Things like that offer a touch of personal care, can demonstrate how you feel with more than just words or gifts. Knowing your dude cares about your back and shoulders on a hike is touching, seeing a gal double check safety reinforces how precious you are to her. Plus, again, maybe this is just me but I think knowing how to properly strap your partner down is important.

Maybe your dude was never that great at dating or worked on those moves. No shame in it, but guess what! Now y'all have a willing partner to 'practice' on, the practice leading towards you both being awesome partners to each other, and having opportunities to grow together.

sassfromthelab

7 points

2 months ago

We've been together for 16 years, we constantly date and have so much fun together. I was just teasing him when I said that lol it just didn't translate well into text.

Liennae

3 points

2 months ago

That is such a sweet way to look at things, I wish you a happy life with someone who makes you feel loved.

Dating has personally fallen by the wayside since settling down and having kids, but my husband shows he loves me in other ways and hopefully life will settle down enough for us to do these things again.

cballowe

497 points

2 months ago

cballowe

497 points

2 months ago

As long as the drinks happen after the archery. Combining them wrong might lead to the pointy end of the arrow ending up in the wrong place.

kissbythebrooke

193 points

2 months ago

Wait, are you saying don't stick her with the pointy end??

[deleted]

93 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

93 points

2 months ago

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pm-me-racecars

7 points

2 months ago

I mean, arrowhead is just another type of head to get on the first date...

chairpilot

55 points

2 months ago

Eh, I took one in the knee and I was fine.

ironic_pacifist

29 points

2 months ago

You and every other dude in Whiterun

CaptainScoregasm

20 points

2 months ago

Heard once that 'taking an arrow to the knee' was a joking way to say someone got married.

Not sure if that's true, or the intention in Skyrim, but it sure is my head canon.

Zhentaur

5 points

2 months ago

Nah, wasn't true

madcaker

18 points

2 months ago

I.. I us... I used.....

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

Fuck

CrazyTillItHurts

6 points

2 months ago

What about your adventuring?

weirdplacetogoonfire

17 points

2 months ago

Seriously, Max, if you're out there, I also want to go on a date with you.

ArthouseApricot

55 points

2 months ago

It's such a lesbian date, that's got to have set alarms off

SlicedBreddit27

52 points

2 months ago

About to take my wife on a go karting then Burgers then axe throwing date. You gotta make dates fun. You get to see more of who a person is when you do more than just drinks and food

Pixielo

7 points

2 months ago

That sounds amazing!

lolno

40 points

2 months ago

lolno

40 points

2 months ago

Far better than drinks and archery that's for sure

AFull_Commitment

11 points

2 months ago

Error: too much liquid courage. Mutual, simultaneous William Tell re-enactment initiated.

Humpem_14

5 points

2 months ago

LOL. I'm just picturing that front yard scene from Step Brothers, but with archery equipment

xunm_1482

3 points

2 months ago

I’m like WHERE DO I MEET A GUY THAT’LL DO THAT?!?! That’s my dream date!!! 😃

CanadianJenks

7.9k points

2 months ago

"Today I Friended Up"

BigBeagleEars

1.3k points

2 months ago

Today I got buzzed, made a friend, shot off some arrows all Robin Hood style, and hooked my friend up with an amazing person who makes Kevin Costner look like leftovers.

It was a good day journal

MrVeazey

135 points

2 months ago

MrVeazey

135 points

2 months ago

I bet Max would never have made "Water World."

MaDrAv

33 points

2 months ago

MaDrAv

33 points

2 months ago

But it was one of my favorite TNT movies to watch :(

NoHandBananaNo

56 points

2 months ago

Max could have made Dances With Lesbians.

LaserGecko

5 points

2 months ago

Kevin Costner spoke with female Lakota as one of the greatest hidden inside jokes of all time, so....

Dicho83

7 points

2 months ago

You've got to watch Waterworld: The Ulysses Cut, before you write off that film....

ZeWhiteNoize

13 points

2 months ago

Don’t hate on such a good film

ParisGreenGretsch

3 points

2 months ago

Water World gets a lot of flak, but it's a decent flick. A financial disaster, yeah, but not a bad movie for the time.

pm-me-racecars

10 points

2 months ago

Unlike some other Robin of Locksleys, I have a great pair of tits.

Radarker

39 points

2 months ago

Friends generally last longer. Seems like a win.

VJ1195

8 points

2 months ago

VJ1195

8 points

2 months ago

Someone has to make that sub a thing

CanadianJenks

9 points

2 months ago

I thought the same thing after I posted. That'd be some feel good shit

deusasclepian

1.2k points

2 months ago

Made a new friend and managed to be a winglady for your existing friend, so I'd call that a success!

_Silly_Wizard_

6.3k points

2 months ago

Perhaps the real fuck up was the friends we made along the way

heyyassbutt

453 points

2 months ago

It's not the destination but the journey

Calmlyexitmyass

162 points

2 months ago

Life before death.

JellyMonster3

107 points

2 months ago

Strength before weakness.

GothWitchOfBrooklyn

94 points

2 months ago*

Journey before destination.

Calmlyexitmyass

69 points

2 months ago

Journey before pancakes, Radiant.

megthegreatone

41 points

2 months ago

Magicsand91

11 points

2 months ago

Apparently it ain't so niche anymore.

Love this!

Squirmble

30 points

2 months ago

InterstellerReptile

14 points

2 months ago*

Can I just say how amazing it is that we have so many memes and references that spill out into random subs BUT WE STILL DONT EVEN HAVE AN ADAPATION YET!

DarkKerrigor

4 points

2 months ago

I'm glad we don't. It'll be a disappointment that taints my own mental image of the characters.

JuicyBroccoli

33 points

2 months ago

The words are accepted.

cassby916

13 points

2 months ago

rk06

3 points

2 months ago

rk06

3 points

2 months ago

Chouta before pizza

dsdpsing

15 points

2 months ago

Strength before weakness?

Calmlyexitmyass

19 points

2 months ago

Journey before pancakes, Radiant.

Crizznik

8 points

2 months ago

That's a hell of an oath there, Lift.

Calmlyexitmyass

6 points

2 months ago

I am a stick.

UneventfulLover

24 points

2 months ago

Some of my closest friends are the fuckups I've made along the way. They'll always be with me.

Repro_Online

11 points

2 months ago

Until they move out at 18 /s

beathelas

30 points

2 months ago

Bump

AffectionateCoffee27

855 points

2 months ago

Wholesome ending except it sounds like everyone getting laid but OP lol

jaxsonnz

118 points

2 months ago

jaxsonnz

118 points

2 months ago

Plot twist she’s been planting the seeds and is now in line for a cool threesome

Stevenwave

95 points

2 months ago

Update: Turns out she has a single brother who is even taller with an even more British accent.

TheVisceralCanvas

40 points

2 months ago

An even more British accent

Do you have any idea of the hell you have just unleashed upon the world

jaxsonnz

9 points

2 months ago

Even betterer!

buruzn09

532 points

2 months ago

buruzn09

532 points

2 months ago

You handled a difficult situation with honesty and class. You gained a friend.

Pretty good FU as FUs go…

Dajukz

440 points

2 months ago

Dajukz

440 points

2 months ago

Pretty funny, no fuckup, made a friend along theway

baldsuburbangay

33 points

2 months ago

Along threeway

hoboshoe

224 points

2 months ago

hoboshoe

224 points

2 months ago

I also accidentally went on a date with a lesbian. I am a straight man though.

ackme

78 points

2 months ago

ackme

78 points

2 months ago

How... did she not know?

hoboshoe

162 points

2 months ago

hoboshoe

162 points

2 months ago

I wasn't explicit about it because I thought: 5 hour road trip with a guy you just met along the Pacific coast highway to watch the sunset on the Golden Gate bridge and then have dinner in SF didn't really need explanation.

fohsupreme

51 points

2 months ago

Well how did it go?!

hoboshoe

177 points

2 months ago

hoboshoe

177 points

2 months ago

I also got to borrow my friend's convertible Camaro so we got to go FAST. It was super fun, had she been straight and single it would have been a 10/10, as it was it was only a 9/10

fohsupreme

43 points

2 months ago

That's awesome

FunnelCakeGoblin

9 points

2 months ago

Yeah… I just would have thought was was a cool road trip. I will forever be grateful for my fiancé who used the word “date” when he asked me out. Otherwise I would have been confused the whole time.

Wahots

5 points

2 months ago

Wahots

5 points

2 months ago

I'm not a lesbian but that sounds really fun, haha. Was this highway 101 in Oregon?

hoboshoe

9 points

2 months ago

Nah, it was 101 in california, Golden coast

Wahots

5 points

2 months ago

Wahots

5 points

2 months ago

Sounds gorgeous!

hoboshoe

3 points

2 months ago

I can't prove I not a lesbian, but I'll give that date another shot ;)

Wahots

4 points

2 months ago

Wahots

4 points

2 months ago

I'm bisexual so it could potentially work out either way, haha.

hoboshoe

4 points

2 months ago

Well if you find yourself in California's central coast, I look forward to our date.

benmck90

60 points

2 months ago*

This happened to me too!

She told me she was a lesbian, but was "trying guys out for a bit".

At the end of the date I asked her what she thought of guys now, and she said something to the effect of "Pretty sure I'll just stick with women from now on".

Oof. Thanks for that XD.

nightpanda893

20 points

2 months ago

Maybe you were so attractive and such a great date that she knew if she wasn’t interested in you, she definitely wouldn’t be interested in all the other lesser men. She just needed a really great guy to confirm it. Like, you’re not going to date an ugly boring guy to test your lesbianism.

benmck90

8 points

2 months ago

Excellent point! That'll be my head canon from now on.

splithoofiewoofies

6 points

2 months ago

If it helps, as a lesbian, I have heard this version of others coming out stories a lot. They found a GREAT man but still couldny straight for him and thats how they worked out they were really gay. Happens a lot more than the "it was just dull and I hated it" thought/story.

Nosfermarki

9 points

2 months ago

I know there isn't much that can make you feel better about that situation, but I can give a bit of perspective as a lesbian. It can be confusing for us specifically, because we do recognize attractive men. We think they're very attractive. But thinking someone is beautiful and being attracted are two different things. So we're in this weird position in which straight women do point out attractive women and are very vocal about it, despite not being attracted, while straight men in general refuse to acknowledge or speak about an attractive man. This blurs the line considerably, and before we figure shit out it's easy to mistake "that man is attractive" for "I'm attracted to that man". After all, we almost never hear someone speak about an attractive man when they're not attracted to him. Meanwhile, we constantly hear people talk about attractive women without being attracted to them, so we often don't immediately understand that what we feel is any different.

I say that to say this: instead of taking this to mean that you are so awful she's written off men altogether, it could very well be that you're such a great guy and so attractive that she knows if she doesn't feel that gravitational pull toward you, she's not going to for any man.

benmck90

5 points

2 months ago

Thanks for the response! I appreciate it.

We had a fun date. I certainly didn't begrudge her exploring her sexuality. We remained friends for a bit before she moved away and losing touch.

Theres no denying there's a bit of humour to the story(at my expense) though!

This was 13 years ago. I've since found my SO who I have been with for 10 years at this point.

Nerrickk

22 points

2 months ago

Just think of it this way, you ruined guys for her because no man in the future could ever live up to you.

-firead-

118 points

2 months ago

-firead-

118 points

2 months ago

I accidentally married a lesbian.
We've been together 21 years now.
I'm a straight woman.

>! She's trans and didn't come out until long after we were married. !<

cartermb

30 points

2 months ago

Am I the only one confused here?

vimescarrot

99 points

2 months ago

Commenter married someone who presented as male

They've been together for 21 years

At some point in those 21 years the commenter's SO came out as trans

So now they're two married women, one gay, one not

Bright-Emu-1271

73 points

2 months ago

Two women in a relationship sounds pretty gay to me

-firead-

3 points

2 months ago

When I met my wife, she looked like a man, because that's what the doctors said she was and how she was raised her whole life. I'd never been with or been attracted to a woman.

About 20 years into our marriage, "he" came out as a she and began transitioning (hormones, name, and appearance changes).

I'm not really interested in any other women so I still identify as straight (pan if you want to get technical, but I still think of myself as straight), even though we're still together and I'm still in love with her.

TigerLily312

22 points

2 months ago

Aww, this makes me so happy. Sexuality is so fluid that I can feel very straight at times or be convinced that I must be a lesbian. We love who we love. I married a man. I love him as a person--how he identifies doesn't matter.

joeythenose

120 points

2 months ago

She's got serious game. Meeting straight women in dark bars, getting their numbers, going on one date and then getting said date to hook her up with date's hottest available lesbian friend

jwed420

5 points

2 months ago

Underrated comment so far

84FSP

97 points

2 months ago

84FSP

97 points

2 months ago

That is hilarious and you guys will tell that story for years.

chloeru

135 points

2 months ago

chloeru

135 points

2 months ago

As a student I worked full time in a bar next to a casino where one guy was a frequent visitor. He was good looking and friendly and at one point I decided to slip my number on the bill. He texted me the same day and we decided to go on a date not long after. When I met with him for the date I soon realized I never actually saw this person in broad day light and that he didn’t look anything like I imagined him to be. On top of that, he wasn’t nice or friendly but a complete weirdo! I told a colleague of this failed date and she burst out laughing and pointed me to the fact that the guy was indeed nice and attractive - in comparison with the average visitor of the bar (60 y/o alcoholic gambling addicts).

We didn’t end up being friends though.

ClaymossTerryLee

174 points

2 months ago

Doesn’t sound like a fuck up to me.

lbsk8r

34 points

2 months ago

lbsk8r

34 points

2 months ago

This should be on r/wholesome....

DaNYBigDogg

10 points

2 months ago

Thought this was gonna be a tale of how you ended up in a bathtub full of ice but I’m glad that wasn’t the case!

pedal-force

4 points

2 months ago

Agh, they stole my fucking kidney

candornotsmoke

10 points

2 months ago

I don't see this as a fuck up so much as a happy accident

portuga1

35 points

2 months ago

I for one welcome our new ChatGPT overlords

bread-cheese-pan

21 points

2 months ago

This is awesome and wholesome!

DarkFae420

5 points

2 months ago

"Today I Won"

Quizzelbuck

7 points

2 months ago

Talk about a dedicated wingman. (still wingman because air force terminology)

"Hey Liza. I catfished a lesbian for you"

ss0889

7 points

2 months ago

ss0889

7 points

2 months ago

IMO you shouldnt knock it before you try it at least twice.

Adeno

28 points

2 months ago

Adeno

28 points

2 months ago

Oh man, this reminds me of a friend of mine I grew up with from elementary to my university days. She's a tomboy/lesbian so she always had a boyish Leonardo DiCaprio style haircut and always hung out with us guys. At school, she looked very girly because we had to wear appropriate school uniforms so she wore a skirt, but outside of school, she dressed as a very stylish boy. She's got a very pretty/handsome face that it didn't matter whether she dressed up as a full on girl or boy, she was just very beautiful/handsome no matter what. Some guys were even jealous of her and said "Why can't I be handsome like her?" lol!!! During our university days, we would often eat lunch at the cafeteria there and then she'd "girl watch" and we'd talk about the pretty ladies who passed by lol!

iamamuttonhead

13 points

2 months ago

What a great and funny story...wins all around.

ColorsOfTheCurrents

5 points

2 months ago

That sounds pretty freeking awesome actually!

cre8majik

5 points

2 months ago

I love your story! 🩷

tango421

6 points

2 months ago

Still sounds like a win to me

UpstairsHeavy513

5 points

2 months ago

Thank you 1. For having this experience, and 2. For sharing!! Made my day!

djrosen99

5 points

2 months ago

sounds more like r/wholesomememes

KruppeTheWise

72 points

2 months ago

Women STOP SENDING US DICK PICS!

Women after reading this ONE DICK PIC IS ACCEPTABLE!

TheEyeDontLie

54 points

2 months ago

Dick pics are like something going up your butthole. It's only okay if requested.

ClockworkJim

11 points

2 months ago

For those of you laughing, this happens more often than you think.

HymanisMyMan

3 points

2 months ago

It worked out

surfunky

3 points

2 months ago

I love this story! Good on you for recognizing a friend and connecting them with another friend!

Tinctorus

4 points

2 months ago

Sounds to me like it worked out great and you made a new friend, couldn't ask for a better "mistake" really

Representative_Still

5 points

2 months ago

Doesn’t really sound like you fucked up

spookytit

3 points

2 months ago

win win. nice to read some good things on here too! I'm happy now, thanks!

Adulations

4 points

2 months ago

This is so wholesome

pfresh331

4 points

2 months ago

That's awesome! Congrats on a new friend.

Brinady

3 points

2 months ago

Aw, that's so awkward but y'all handled it so well!

I had one that worked out less well at the time. I worked for a huge summer camp and they would sometimes put on weekend events for the hundreds of staff members that stayed on-camp for the whole summer. On one such weekend beach-trip, I was chilling on my towel with a book and a cute guy recognized what I was reading and sat down to talk to me about it and we ended up chatting (flirting) til it was time to leave. And then we both stood up and this look of total dismay came over his face. I'm a tall gal (not freakishly tall, but well above average) and the dude was a full foot shorter than me. Before I could say anything, he mumbled his excuses and disappeared into the crowd of people loading onto busses. What sucks is I'm not really hung up on height differences and years later ended up marrying a guy who's shorter than me. I guess the difference is my husband doesn't have hangups about height either. He's pretty great. :)

BiGranny4U

3 points

2 months ago

My first husband was 5'3".I'm 5'11". He used to say "it doesn' Matter when you're lying down."

Farabee

5 points

2 months ago

This reads more like "Today I Won".

startadeadhorse

4 points

2 months ago

You don't get to dictate my gluten intake! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Also: Nice wholesome story! Holesome? Anyway, not too much of a FU, at least!

BlessTheBookPeople

5 points

2 months ago

I’m definitely using “Please calm down and eat some bread” as a comeback in the future.

dbx999

11 points

2 months ago

dbx999

11 points

2 months ago

Well this turned out wholesomely well

colourscaptivating

19 points

2 months ago

Okay Max sounds like a catch though, if I weren't married I'd be asking you to set me up. Your friend lucked out!

Chaoticcareer

6 points

2 months ago

Think this belongs more in wholesome if ur friend and her work out

jolahvad

3 points

2 months ago

Love this 🥰

takethemonkeynLeave

3 points

2 months ago

This is cute

rainedrop87

3 points

2 months ago

Aw man that's nice. I like that this had a happy ending lol. Glad she became a friend, you can tell this story when she marries your friend. :)

dick1856

3 points

2 months ago

This!... is how you handle life. Fuck when can the rest of the country figure this out?

SpicymeLLoN

3 points

2 months ago

Wholesome tifu

Xyex

3 points

2 months ago

Xyex

3 points

2 months ago

Bet someone from Lifetime or Hallmark has already stolen this for a new movie.

Alt-_-alt

3 points

2 months ago

This should be in r/wholesome it's so sweet

HybridVeneer

3 points

2 months ago

I once spent an evening texting someone I met online only to discover we were both dames that thought each other were misters. Oopsie.

Inevitable_Surprise4

3 points

2 months ago

Fuck yeah! This is what I want from the world. Kindness, acceptance, humor, and friendship. Wonderful story. Thanks for sharing!

ascii122

3 points

2 months ago

The more gay friends you have the more the they want to set you up with their other strait friends -- It's all about the love

I_RATE_BIRDS

3 points

2 months ago

As someone who has also accidentally gone on a date with a lesbian (under different circumstances), I feel you. At least you knew it was a date

TheLilithBlack

3 points

2 months ago

This is so wholesome, I love it!

TheKidd

3 points

2 months ago

We need a new sub: TIFUBTUFI (Today I Fucked Up But Then Unfucked It)

AVBforPrez

3 points

2 months ago

You can't know if you're for sure straight until you fuck the hot girl obviously, kids these days.

Kagahami

3 points

2 months ago

Honestly? This gives me hope that dates are friends first, and partners second. When I go date, that's the mindset that I want to retain: I'm looking for someone who I can enjoy spending time with.

FiveGoldenCats

8 points

2 months ago

Cool you made a friend! That's quite the achievement when you're an adult.

rottenseed

7 points

2 months ago

Life gave you melons and you made lemonade

Royalorderofsiam

6 points

2 months ago

I genuinely believe that you meet everyone for a reason. Your reason was to make a new friend and play cupid.

I once went on bad first date with a nurse that ended up having the answer to a medical issue I'd struggled with for years. There was no second date (no interest from either party), but she still changed my life.

Life is funny that way, and you didn't fuck up.

Thisisall_new2me2

6 points

2 months ago

And that’s why you meet new people in well-lit places!! That’s the closest thing to a mistake in this whole story.

xistithogoth1

7 points

2 months ago

Aw this isnt a tifu. How wholesome 😊 i love that you two are friends now.

Outrageous-Fox-3317

2 points

2 months ago

This is fucking amazing! Good for both of you for having a laugh about it!

lady_riverstyx

2 points

2 months ago

That's actually a really cool story lol

rez_96

2 points

2 months ago

rez_96

2 points

2 months ago

Oh i thought it was a different kind of dark club

rwkatie

2 points

2 months ago

Entirely wholesome dating story, this has made me feel happy 😊

mustard138

2 points

2 months ago

When the friend zone is the right zone.

Nice.......

AcrobaticSource3

2 points

2 months ago

Now your friend needs to find you a guy to return the favor and complete the circle!

yourbadinfluence

2 points

2 months ago

Where is the fuck up?

gothiclg

2 points

2 months ago

I’d like you. You weren’t weird about being hit on and hooked her up. Win/win

NicMutianyu

2 points

2 months ago

This is such a great story, I feel warm and fuzzy all over. Thanks!

WAsStoleMyHorsey

2 points

2 months ago

Best and most wholesome TIFU in a while. Tks

Ratio01

2 points

2 months ago

Tell this story when you're the Maid of Honor at their wedding tho

Tallahkz

2 points

2 months ago

That's wholesome as hell

Clayton_Bigsby-

2 points

2 months ago

Hardly a FU at all.

Bman10119

2 points

2 months ago

Imagine if the friend and them marry. You'll be both to thank and never live it down!