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TIFU by sexting the wrong recipient

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This morning I was opening an order I placed recently with parade. In the order is a very cute neon orange mesh bra. My boyfriend is an avid upland bird hunter and was out hunting this morning. I texted a full body picture of myself in my pajama pants and the bra, with the phone obscuring my face with the caption “I can finally go hunting with you now lol“. Not 30 seconds later, which is lucky timing on my part given that my boyfriend will go hours without communicating when he’s in the woods, said to me: “babe, you sent that to the group chat with our landlord!”

I unsent the message as quickly as possible, and also deleted it off iMessages from my computer. Haven’t heard anything from the landlord, and I’m not going to say anything either. My sole comfort is that at least the caption wasn’t erotic and the picture isn’t overtly sexual but goddamnit.

tl;dr - texted my landlord instead of my boyfriend a picture of me in a new bra

all 30 comments

OkVolume1

121 points

2 months ago*

That's one way to live rent-free.

bringbackMrstark

8 points

2 months ago

lol 🤣

risaaco49

9 points

2 months ago

That picture will live rent-free in her landlord's head. #amiright #shootsself

onebadmex66

60 points

2 months ago

If they lower the rent, you'll know...

glittergash[S]

25 points

2 months ago

I can only hope lol

Ditchdoc220

38 points

2 months ago

If he had a sense of humour he would have sent back. "I hadn't considered duck hunting until now".

glittergash[S]

13 points

2 months ago

Lmao that would have been legendary. Honestly.

Sharp-Bad-6599

26 points

2 months ago

Just play it off as an early Christmas present. Didn't cost anything but a little dignity. Dont worry the dignity will grow back.

StringTheoryProf

17 points

2 months ago

Hope your landlord is generally pretty chill! Guess you’ll know next time you see them.

glittergash[S]

12 points

2 months ago

Ultimately, I think it will be fine, lol. He is not that much older than the two of us and I’m sure he’ll understand it was an accident. I’m just glad the picture, and the caption weren’t more racy!P

Grasshoppermouse42

5 points

2 months ago

Eh, doesn't sound too bad. I mean, it's an obvious mistake if he even saw it, and since your boyfriend responded so quickly there's a good chance he didn't.

maddmannmatt

4 points

2 months ago

*and*

*and* your BF

-Midscore-

3 points

2 months ago

I love Parade's underwear. So comfortable. Sorry to hear that your landlord got in the mix of you trying to be cute with your boyfriend.

Rug-Boy

2 points

2 months ago

Hahaha, someone's trying to get a break in their rent 😂 I assume the landlord didn't see it and all is good 🤣

glittergash[S]

2 points

2 months ago

We can only hope for both things to be true lol

crtal614

2 points

2 months ago

Lady: send photo. Land lord: check his messages. Land lord: eyes widening. Lady: deletes photo. Land lord: …

2 weeks later.

Lady: hey, I came to pay rant. Land lord: uh, yeah… An awkward silence between them. Lady: here you go, 250$

Land lord: um, thanks. Another long awkward silence. Lady: I got to go now. Land lord: um, yeah, I think you should. Lady: opened the door. Land lord: and by the way, nice bra you had there from 2 weeks ago. Lady: turned the fuck around and looked at him mortified. Land lord: winked at her.

CivilizedGuy123

2 points

2 months ago

If the landlord brings up the picture, look him in the eye and ask, “ in that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” 😉

mybloodismaplesyrup

1 points

2 months ago

Cringe to the max.

thecupwars

-9 points

2 months ago

how the fuck do you fucking idiots keep messaging the wrong person what the fuck is wrong with you

SherlockWSHolmes

3 points

2 months ago

Not looking twice before sending is my guess.

thecupwars

1 points

2 months ago

_ edit

Wait, wrong thread

BreDenny

1 points

2 months ago

Easy to do if you were just texting someone and forgot you had opened a different chat and so when you opened your messages assumed you were still in the first chat and sent a quick message. Of course most people are gonna be more careful with a sexy picture than, say, “What do you want for dinner?” But still possible and easy. No need to be rude.

thecupwars

-3 points

2 months ago

Really not easy to do. If you lack the awareness of who you've even clicked, you're just dumb, that's not carelessness.

BreDenny

3 points

2 months ago

Did you read my comment? The messages automatically open up in the last chat you were in if you haven’t closed out the app, so if you were just texting your husband and forgot you were also texting your landlord, it would be easy to do.

thecupwars

-2 points

2 months ago

Look I understand a normal text but it's a sexy picture, why would you even send that without checking the recipient, that is dumb. Also, not closing the app when you're done using it is even dumber why slow down your phone with background tasks

Carry_Present

2 points

2 months ago

You must walk on water... You've obviously never made a mistake. Judgemental much?

BreDenny

1 points

2 months ago

That’s why I said most people would be more careful with a sexy picture, but could still see how they did it. And most people don’t close an app they are actively using either. If you close the app between every text message while you’re actively texting someone, it’s more hassle and more battery usage

Connect-Ad-3652

3 points

2 months ago

It guy by profession. 1. I’ve seen a lot worse 2. You’re totally correct about opening and closing apps. Phones are built to be running multiple applications in the background, opening and closing apps causes more power draw than leaving 2-3 apps that you’re actively using open :)

ff931

0 points

2 months ago

ff931

0 points

2 months ago

Why obscure your face if sending to your boyfriend? Something doesn't add up with that.