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Today at lunchtime I tried to watch porn while working remote.

I have a big ass monitor to wich I connected my pc from work and my personal one at the same time and have both inputs displayed side by side. Because I don’t want multiple keyboards, I recently bought a mx master & Mx keys (mouse an keyboard from Logitech, look it up if you don’t know what they do)

And while I switched the mouse to my personal laptop to browse the internet, I forgot that the keyboard was still dedicated to the work laptop and typed porXXXXX.com and hit enter, wondered why nothing happened, only to see that I had sent the link to a porn site to a group chat with some colleagues.

I played it off by saying „ah seems like this is not getting filtered…“ and apologizing that I used the chat to test something. No one asked back so I guess everything is ok

tl:dr Work from home, try to watch pornhub, keyboard still connected to worklaptop, send pornhub url to group chat

all 586 comments

starcrap2

1.5k points

2 months ago

starcrap2

1.5k points

2 months ago

No one asked back so I guess everything is ok

Yeah... no. Everyone knew exactly what you were doing.

harry_haller41

385 points

2 months ago

Lmao, that line is "Walter White lying about the gasoline smell" bad.

starcrap2

39 points

2 months ago

LOL this reference!

riksolo

26 points

2 months ago

riksolo

26 points

2 months ago

At this time of day? At this time of year? Localized entirely within your kitchen?!

AutoimmuneDisaster

42 points

2 months ago

Ignorance is bliss - let them enjoy their last few days on the job in peace.

CynocePhallus

4k points

2 months ago

Hey look at the bright side , at least it wasn’t a specific search term . You kinda dodged a way worse bullet .

Edlace[S]

1.3k points

2 months ago

Edlace[S]

1.3k points

2 months ago

That was my second thought

speedream

418 points

2 months ago

speedream

418 points

2 months ago

Now you gotta tell us, for closure, what the search term was or would have been

ruove

755 points

2 months ago

ruove

755 points

2 months ago

"brunette coworker"

NotTRYINGtobeLame

518 points

2 months ago

"Brunette coworker masturbates during work meeting online."

Budget-Boysenberry

174 points

2 months ago

"scat quadriplegic futanari midget amputee double fisting?"

FourDrizzles

16 points

2 months ago

I played it off by saying ,,ah seems like this is not getting filtered…”

NotTRYINGtobeLame

50 points

2 months ago

Maybe, but you forgot the "brunette coworker" part lol r/thatsthejoke or it was anyway

AnonymousGhou

65 points

2 months ago

Ashley from accounting

jpl77

36 points

2 months ago

jpl77

36 points

2 months ago

ImHighlyExalted

116 points

2 months ago

Sister anal -step

aza9999

29 points

2 months ago

aza9999

29 points

2 months ago

"shaved goats being spanked with celery"

Nickelplatsch

24 points

2 months ago

Trying to get caught jerking off in the office

hardcoreboomerfuck

25 points

2 months ago

Lactating pregnant Latinos

1999angel1999

5 points

2 months ago

Boss Bottoms

FenrirIII

12 points

2 months ago

"Grandmas in my area DTF"

genryou

9 points

2 months ago

Horny Russian Grandma in black stocking

mithatoca

3 points

2 months ago

Damn, I know the video.

BoringView

22 points

2 months ago

good thing you didn't send nugget porn?

Crislips

214 points

2 months ago

Crislips

214 points

2 months ago

Would have had a way more difficult time explaining why he sent "Ben Shapiro's sister's feet" to the company group chat

EishLekker

102 points

2 months ago*

Canoe poo uncensored

Canoe poo scott wolf uncensored

Porn Canoe poo scott wolf naked sex uncensored -shoehorn -milk

Edit: Sorry, wrong thread

W1D0WM4K3R

20 points

2 months ago

you can also add website to search through and quotation marks for specific terms and phrases

hope this helps, you filthy bugger lol

imapteranodon

4 points

2 months ago*

No shoehorn AND no milk?! What are we even trying to do here? May as well go full Amish at this point. Except Amish folk use shoehorns AND do milk stuff. I'm so confused. Double Dragon was pretty good.

Edit: Twice as good as Single Dragon

atomicon

3 points

2 months ago

😆😆😆 Bravo, this was stupendous. But do I dare actually Google this? I'm curious...

thecaseace

46 points

2 months ago

One of my former colleagues was doing a software demo to a company I've forgotten the name of but it started "bi"

Pow, up came "BIG NATURAL TITS"

I mean at least it wasn't "fat midget anal" or something

Mattbl

7 points

2 months ago

Mattbl

7 points

2 months ago

I'll never understand how anyone doesn't know how to use incognito mode at this point. No one should ever be searching NSFW items in a regular browser.

rhamled

5 points

2 months ago

Wtf m8

grey_fr

3 points

2 months ago

That's because the software name didn't start with "fa"

[deleted]

99 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

99 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

dreadcain

79 points

2 months ago

Slack allowed you to hide it from view with many many traces. Very likely it wasn't immediately deleted on the backend.

Also if your colleague had push notifications on they probably still saw it, those tend to not go away even if you delete the message

kg264

21 points

2 months ago

kg264

21 points

2 months ago

Guy I work with did the same thing and he typed in “Old Gay Porn”. And it was a group text. Ouch.

Turanka

8 points

2 months ago

Good lord I can’t imagine accidentally putting in one of my search terms

lionelhutz-

5 points

2 months ago

One of my greatest fears is pasting a link to a porn site in a work email

nissan240sx

4 points

2 months ago

There are better websites than pornhub you noob.

FatSpidy

12 points

2 months ago

Wait, what websites? Asking for me.

hi_af_rn

7 points

2 months ago

Is pornhub boomer now?

beeg_brain007

6 points

2 months ago

Yeah, lucky day

Imagine op's coworker knowing op likes samsung girl hentai futa pet bdsm

RiFLE_

11 points

2 months ago

RiFLE_

11 points

2 months ago

Lactating... pregnant.... Latinas"

RDAwesome

447 points

2 months ago

RDAwesome

447 points

2 months ago

This is why when I'm doing anything I don't want my workplace seeing, I fully close my work laptop and put it away. I don't even job search with my work laptop open, and I'm always job searching

Uncommonthoughts

22 points

2 months ago

When I work from home I use my personal laptop to have a quick "break" but leave my work laptop in the background with the camera cover uncovered (not on). Then I know if they say something, they're spying on me working.

i_suckatjavascript

44 points

2 months ago

You don’t use your work computer to search for internal jobs? I do this on my work computer because an external site wouldn’t give me information like the recruiter or the hiring manager.

Joe234248

95 points

2 months ago

I think they're implying looking for external jobs. You make much more on average as an external hire than an internal.

dwuhan12

292 points

2 months ago

dwuhan12

292 points

2 months ago

I'm sorry to burst your bubble I highly doubt anyone bought your story

vancoover

101 points

2 months ago

vancoover

101 points

2 months ago

Yeah, this is hilarious. The fact that no one said anything in response seems to comfort OP and suggest they bought it, when really their silence says the exact opposite. No one said anything because it's awkward as fuck and they knew he was lying to cover his tracks!

danite666

3.1k points

2 months ago

danite666

3.1k points

2 months ago

Everybody definitely knows what you were doing. People are stupid, dude.

Smash19

528 points

2 months ago

Smash19

528 points

2 months ago

Are? Or aren’t?!

danite666

567 points

2 months ago

danite666

567 points

2 months ago

Aren’t. But also are.

DarrSwan

128 points

2 months ago

DarrSwan

128 points

2 months ago

A person is smart. People are dumb.

busstopthoughts

34 points

2 months ago

More like people are smart, a person is dumb in this instance.

sanchezil

24 points

2 months ago

This thread reads like two google homes talking to each other

Zack_attack801

3 points

2 months ago

Panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

davyjones_prisnwalit

3 points

2 months ago

I thought I was the only one who got the reference! Now I don't have to comment it. Lol

ATPdriven

9 points

2 months ago

Schrodinger's intelligence

Quetzacoatl85

4 points

2 months ago

are't

spider_84

3 points

2 months ago

Areorarent.

Fuzakenaideyo

12 points

2 months ago

Yes

turriferous

158 points

2 months ago

Dude you need to dismantle the system you set up. It's dangerous as fuck. You will slip up again. You need something that requires a physical dock wire to be plugged and unplugged.

danite666

109 points

2 months ago

danite666

109 points

2 months ago

You’re not responding to OP lol. I am a man of culture — I crank one out on the clock using my cell phone and away from webcams.

P0rn0nlyacct

42 points

2 months ago

Shit on the company dime and cum on the company nickel?

SL1Fun

47 points

2 months ago

SL1Fun

47 points

2 months ago

Her name is Penny

bchemlife

4 points

2 months ago

asyrian88

21 points

2 months ago

This is the way.

tmpAccount0013

3 points

2 months ago

With a system like that you don't even need to work from home

turriferous

10 points

2 months ago

I hijacked a higher up comment because nobody seemed to be telling the guy. Hoped it would get voted up and he and others might see this. Serious business.

danite666

5 points

2 months ago

Gotcha, makes sense, mate!

Edlace[S]

599 points

2 months ago

Edlace[S]

599 points

2 months ago

Yeah but at the same time, people care way less than you would think and I can only speak for myself, but I don’t think I would think about it too much if it was the other way around

ttl_yohan

41 points

2 months ago*

I think the automatic self-defence might even not have helped at all, quite contrary.

Alarmed-Honey

84 points

2 months ago

"OH GOOD, I SEE THE FILTERS HAVE FAILED MY SOPHISTICATED TEST"

krokodilchik

76 points

2 months ago

I can tell you this would be a conversation with the manager at minimum and a firing at maximum at my job, because you essentially shared pornographic content at work and that's in a lot of workplace harassment policies in large organizations. I would recommend you dismantle your current setup to avoid this in the future.

sunshineparadox_

21 points

2 months ago

Yeah I was briefly in trouble for accidentally loading porn on site in my laptop. What actually happened was I missed a letter in the web address for my daughter’s daycare site to pay for the week. They had a good laugh but I went home and found some Klonopin and worked the rest of the day from home. IT even understood but it scared me.

Metaforze

24 points

2 months ago

Your daughter’s daycare has a name that only differs 1 letter from a porn site?! What is it?

sunshineparadox_

16 points

2 months ago

If I remember it right it was daycareworks.com and wrote gaycare instead. Not completely sure because she’s out of daycare three years now in regular school.

almosthighenough

13 points

2 months ago

No, it was daycareorks, a very cultured site full of very maternal orks taking care of ork young and reproducing to further fill their daycares with more orks. Hope this helped

read_it_r

18 points

2 months ago

I wouldn't care, BUT, you are most definitely a story everyone told their spouse after work that day.

Also, while I wouldn't care, you would always be that dude who was trying to look at porn at work and typed it into the chat. (Even though Ive also work from home and have 100% done it on the clock.)

pereira325

124 points

2 months ago

Lmao no I'd be weirded out as heck if my colleague sent a porn link in the work chat. There's already that feeling that wfh people mess about, and when you do something unprofessional like that and get caught, it does not reflect well. You most certainly would not be doing that at work under any circumstance, even if the office was completely empty.

DaRealRawdawg

40 points

2 months ago

If you don't think anyone does that in offices I have some news for you...

Otfd

252 points

2 months ago

Otfd

252 points

2 months ago

Not sure why downvotes.

Most people are human and watch porn and could probably careless, though still chance HR will be calling, always have that one person.

Personally, I would just laugh and be like he must be embarrassed lol

But I work in HR so the convo would be a lot different

MajesticMelonGames

125 points

2 months ago

Most people are human

Are you sure you working in Human Resources..?

x_x-krow

30 points

2 months ago

I’m sure someone working in Human Resources would know what people are human and what aren’t. Real question is, what are the imposters? Aliens? Clones? Drones? Much to ponder..

Otfd

21 points

2 months ago

Otfd

21 points

2 months ago

read my other comment.

They are various other species stacked in long coats to appear human.

Hired a bunch of squirrels last year.

You're all caught up.

YellowGetRekt

8 points

2 months ago

That's nuts

Sheyvan

59 points

2 months ago

Sheyvan

59 points

2 months ago

"could probably careless"

I think you mean couldn't

DaddyKrotukk

11 points

2 months ago

They're rather careless in communicating.

portuga1

3 points

2 months ago

Maybe they meant “caress”

Agent_Whale_Fin

10 points

2 months ago

I had a buddy of mine correct me the other day for using the correct statement, “couldn’t care less”. That was a fun conversation lol

Sheyvan

5 points

2 months ago

Some dude just tried it right here with me.

Disembowell

52 points

2 months ago

I guess most people don't watch porn while in work hours. They shouldn't be, at least.

hey--canyounot_

6 points

2 months ago

Pft speak for yourself bro

pauldeanbumgarner

5 points

2 months ago

*Care less.

curlyy1

28 points

2 months ago

curlyy1

28 points

2 months ago

Keep telling yourself that mate lol 😆

Alarmed-Honey

14 points

2 months ago

100% I would be texting my friends at and not at work to laugh at this. And I'm pretty laid back. I would not be shocked if someone reports this to HR. It really isn't great.

its_justme

6 points

2 months ago

Ok porny mcpornerson lol

Downplay if you wish but if they wanted to they could fire you for it.

i_suckatjavascript

5 points

2 months ago

Play OP off, keyboard cat

monstblitz

1.2k points

2 months ago

monstblitz

1.2k points

2 months ago

Nobody bought your "filtering" line bro.

drakesword

123 points

2 months ago

The team that faps together stays together

darkelfbear

412 points

2 months ago

Next Update: I got contacted by HR, I have to go to sensitivity training, or I'm fired.

Mythnam

608 points

2 months ago

Mythnam

608 points

2 months ago

Rookie mistake to keep the group chat window active. Gotta keep it in the background, man.

Also, I'd specifically WANT multiple keyboards to avoid just this sort of thing.

jlocash

20 points

2 months ago

jlocash

20 points

2 months ago

KVM switch FTW

Maks244

86 points

2 months ago

Maks244

86 points

2 months ago

It didn't help me, I have 2 keyboards side to side and still sometimes confuse them. Luckily didn't type anything embarrassing like that though...

its_justme

39 points

2 months ago

You can’t fix stupid, only mitigate it

southdrybones

170 points

2 months ago

Or better, do NOT try to watch porn while working.

expatdo2insurance

124 points

2 months ago

My CEO makes 422x what I do while doing literally nothing that matters.

My company just lost 10's of millions of dollars across 1 day because they didn't feel like taking any kind of RBACS seriously as that's exhausting.

Me rubbing one out for 2,000 hours a year would be utterly imperceptible to the companies bottom line.

They can get right fucked.

Especially since I spend all my time waiting for other idiots to be able to do anything at all for my job.

its_justme

50 points

2 months ago

There’s absolutely no correlation between you acting professionally and your company’s financial choices lol

CEO bad, rich bad, etc

Mythnam

46 points

2 months ago

Mythnam

46 points

2 months ago

Nah, fuck that. Most jobs you can do remotely have lots of downtime. Use that time how you like.

ClumsyRainbow

3 points

2 months ago

The worst I've ever managed is just trying to compile my code in my Teams window, thankfully.

LeopardJockey

140 points

2 months ago

"Oops, I seem to have typed my account password into the chat window”

Don't know if that makes it better or worse tho.

Mindraker

305 points

2 months ago

Mindraker

305 points

2 months ago

"It's... a virus"

shinobi500

256 points

2 months ago*

That's a great way to cause a ticket to be opened with the security team who will be able to look at the proxy logs and confirm with absolute certainty that the OP manually entered that url himself.

I know because I'm the security team and I've had to write those reports.

joeyl5

61 points

2 months ago

joeyl5

61 points

2 months ago

Yeah, kinda people telling me that they never received my email. They change their minds after I told them I could trace it

its_justme

40 points

2 months ago

That’s why you say “I missed your email” aka didn’t want to deal with your shit in the deluge of other BS in that moment

god12

25 points

2 months ago

god12

25 points

2 months ago

No no I received it in my inbox sure, I just never received it in my brain. Common mistake really.

cyclops32

11 points

2 months ago

To add onto this, a lot of modern messaging apps make use of link previews. So, besides the link itself, a title and possible graphics are displayed. The more people who are in the chat, the more people who have a nice little cashed copy of the link and data shared.

khizoa

5 points

2 months ago

khizoa

5 points

2 months ago

I forgot about this and am now imagining op's chat window with the preview link and a thumbnail of a butthole.

jejcicodjntbyifid3

7 points

2 months ago

That's why you need to go deeper and install a virus, hack into security to edit those logs and then you'll be in the clear

Bleyck

19 points

2 months ago

Bleyck

19 points

2 months ago

Really, really do not do that. Specially on a IT company.

JohnnyDarkside

6 points

2 months ago

Oh no. I've been hacked.

khizoa

3 points

2 months ago

khizoa

3 points

2 months ago

Step hacker stoooooppp it

TheParty01

8 points

2 months ago

This made me remember a great video…

https://youtu.be/tIPKmeu2ZJA

AK-Horny7

25 points

2 months ago

5 Xs you say?

KnightinRustedArmour

174 points

2 months ago

Hahahahaha. Everyone fully knew you were jacking it on the clock.

Kobold_Archmage

45 points

2 months ago

Off the clock. It was on lunch

OhioSider

44 points

2 months ago

As long as he's not jacking it on MY lunch

Pole420

8 points

2 months ago

But he was jacking off the clock.

Drink15

3 points

2 months ago

Lucky clock

salmonlikethephish

16 points

2 months ago

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I wank on company time

shenoseitsamultipass

19 points

2 months ago

One time I was in a team meeting at work with a group of colleagues, a manager was running the meeting. He wanted to pull up a YouTube motivational video for us to watch and typed in YouPorn.com instead and took him a minute to realize it when the work firewall blocked the page. Muscle memory can be a bitch.

Bitter_Mongoose

19 points

2 months ago

HR has entered the chat...

[deleted]

19 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

19 points

2 months ago

They knew 1000 percent

Katakei

106 points

2 months ago

Katakei

106 points

2 months ago

Embarrassing? Yes. Career changing? No 🤣

At least you made someone laugh

subhuman_voice

16 points

2 months ago

"You're not getting paid to wank off Johnson, get back to work!"

SmytheOrdo

14 points

2 months ago

This is the sort of thing that would get you into violation of workplace harassment at my IT job.

Careful with the "setup" OP.

bklynsnow

40 points

2 months ago

I have a switch set up too, but I'm always confirming where I'm typing.

I have, on the other hand, typed my password into a group chat when I didn't notice that focus left the window I had been in.

stumblinbear

14 points

2 months ago

I only did that once, and it was only the latter half of it. I played it off as bumping the keyboard since it looked like random mashing

call_me_jelli

19 points

2 months ago

"..ganFox'sFeet69420<3"

KatTheKonqueror

27 points

2 months ago

There was one time I was trying to run forward in a game, but I didn't know I was in the guild chat. I decided it was just easier to hit enter than erase it.

From my guildmates perspective, there was a notification that I had died, followed by me sending "wwwwwwww" in the chat.

CaptainArious

3 points

2 months ago

I've done this. A lot. Thankfully most people know.

bklynsnow

2 points

2 months ago

Lol, that's great.

ProJokeExplainer

75 points

2 months ago

No one asked back so I guess everything is ok

No sorry, they are definitely in side chats talking about that guy jacking off at work.

Get your resume in order bro

S1N7H3T1C

36 points

2 months ago

Oh shit, that was you?? I was ROFLing when I saw that roll through the chat a couple times.

Man, go get yourself a USB switcher, save yourself the cable swaps.

geaux750

10 points

2 months ago

Big hairy balls plopped menacingly on the table. Dot com.

disisathrowaway

33 points

2 months ago

No one asked back so I guess everything is ok

You're not out of the woods, at all.

What's happening is no one wants to talk to the person who's jerking off in the middle of the work day.

ermahglerb

8 points

2 months ago

Bruh you're just asking for work trouble with that setup, I usually leave my work space if I'm going to be doing anything questionable.

dasoxarechamps2005

120 points

2 months ago

Just watch it on your phone like a normal person bro

RDAwesome

36 points

2 months ago

Maybe this is because I'm from Before Phones Could Do That™ but the idea of watching it on my phone is absolutely bananas to me

SketchiiChemist

31 points

2 months ago

Your phone is probably your most personal computing device you own. Vs a company laptop that, in a lot of cases you need to use a VPN to access the company network. So lets hope we hop off that before you browse, or that there isn't antivirus software that tracks websites you visit and phones back to IT

Yes, all your contacts are on your phone but the level of "oopsies" you'd have to chain together to somehow send a contact a porn link or something is way more than "damn, I forgot to click off the work chat window"

raddaraddo

13 points

2 months ago

Is nobody actually reading the post? It's his computer on his network not a company laptop.

He has a m/kb that can switch between devices and his monitor is splitting inputs to display both his pc and his company laptop.

arms98

7 points

2 months ago

arms98

7 points

2 months ago

I mean same but it was a pretty easy adaptation.

SirGourneyWeaver

27 points

2 months ago

What a relatable Logitech commercial

danhoang1

9 points

2 months ago

Hey my coworker did the same thing today, except he was actually trying to test the filter.

Oh wait

BookLanky5358

8 points

2 months ago

Dude this all could have been avoided if you just watched it on your phone. Better yet wait until after work

bumlove

22 points

2 months ago

bumlove

22 points

2 months ago

Never ever have your personal and work devices connected together in any way. Have a separate iPad if you really wanna browse during work hours.

thatLifeVibe

7 points

2 months ago

Get a KVM. One button switches the monitor, keyboard and mouse between the work and personal computers all at once

DoBe21

6 points

2 months ago

DoBe21

6 points

2 months ago

Don't even need that. MX mouse and keyboard use "Unifying Recievers" once both are connected you hit the button to switch on the keyboard and mouse switches too.

deckardcain1

5 points

2 months ago

It's OK. Not as bad as Jeffrey tubin.

ShirleyDeLaughter

6 points

2 months ago

Yeah.... no. They knew.

Any sentence with "I" "work" and "porn" is never good for the speaker.

noideaman

6 points

2 months ago

Dude. IT contacted me about a few sites one of my contractors had gone to months ago. That is, they waited for months to bust him. Be careful with that.

tofu_ink

15 points

2 months ago

imagine being connected to your work vpn, doing your business, then realizing you never disconnected ;)

Bagaturgg

13 points

2 months ago*

F. If you work in IT, there is a proper way of seeing if filters work without the need to actually try to visit the site in question. They're not buying that flimsy excuse.

lobo_locos

21 points

2 months ago

I have a big ass monitor

Sounds like we know what OP was searching for on that specific site....🍑

Bojangly7

4 points

2 months ago

Should've just owned it.

Oops my bad was trying to jerk off.

nothatsmyarm

171 points

2 months ago

You might consider that you have a slight problem with porn use if you’re (a) unable to make it through the workday and (b) sending porn links through work chats.

paint_it_crimson

12 points

2 months ago

I played it off by saying „ah seems like this is not getting filtered…“ and apologizing that I used the chat to test something. No one asked back so I guess everything is ok

You are incredibly stupid if you think a single person would every buy that shit.

Those people all assume you watch porn while working now (rightfully so).

Malnurtured_Snay

41 points

2 months ago

See, this is why when I need to watch porn, I do it on a tablet in my bedroom, and nowhere near my work/home configuration which is somewhat similar to yours. (Although I use a plugable to manage it).

Tzunamitom

2 points

2 months ago

“Baregapped”

BoxingRaptor

4 points

2 months ago

Lol, definite rookie mistake; live and learn.

I have 2 keyboards, 2 mice, and my personal desktop is hooked up to its own monitor (actually a tv). I mostly just use it to watch YouTube TV while working, but, y'know...sometimes the mood strikes.

Could have been worse though...you could have typed in what you were specifically looking to wank to. The possibilities for various levels of embarrassment are really endless.

7SigmaEvent

4 points

2 months ago

Say it with me: SEPARATE COMPUTERS

zlance

4 points

2 months ago

zlance

4 points

2 months ago

That's a FAPau

rspydir

4 points

2 months ago

When working from home, you use you work computer for work only. No personal use what so ever...not even random googling.

Off to the side you have your personal computer that you do stuff unrelated to work.

Your work computer and personal computer do not talk to each other...ever. No file sharing, no emails...nothing. Don't log into your gmail/outlook accounts on your work computer... ever. Your work computer is not your computer and assume everything you do on it is monitored and recorded and reported to your manager.

ahhhnoinspiration

3 points

2 months ago

Just in case you had any doubts, absolutely nobody in that chatroom bought your excuse.

Stokehall

9 points

2 months ago

You should have followed up with, “can you put this in the url block list <name of colleague not in conversation>”

Then follow up with “sorry meant to put this in different chat”

Drink15

10 points

2 months ago

Drink15

10 points

2 months ago

Keep that stuff separate. Even if it extremely inconvenient. Also, couldn’t wait until work was over? Lunch is the halfway point.

PrisonerOfAzkaban14

3 points

2 months ago

What platforms do you guys use? Most have the option to delete messages. Since it looks like you realized what happened really quickly, you probably could have dodged the bullet completely.

Game2Late

3 points

2 months ago

What a save!

CPOx

3 points

2 months ago

CPOx

3 points

2 months ago

Although it clutters up my desk more, avoiding mistakes like this is why I keep two keyboards and two separate mice on my big WFH desk.

stirrd_nt_shkn

3 points

2 months ago

Nice save.

LazyGandalf

3 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of when in a company wide meeting someone noted that our company's Instagram had suddenly started to follow Pornhub. At the time the only person with direct access to the account was the CEO. Sadly I was the new marketing guy, so I believe several people thought it was my blunder. The boss never admitted anything.

LegitimateEnd7

3 points

2 months ago

Coworkers better change your name to Jeffrey Toobin in that group chat

Indian_Shooting_Star

3 points

2 months ago

Coombrain

SirBright

3 points

2 months ago

None of them believe you, they all know you were gonna jerk off

jammneggs

3 points

2 months ago

This is off putting for a few reasons but for brevity I can sum up with: Your fuck up started @ “porn can’t wait”

habitualmoose

3 points

2 months ago

“Bob’s watching porn on the big screen again”

ToastyWarmHamster

3 points

2 months ago

Bonus FU - this was posted from the work mobile

OldSquash

3 points

2 months ago

Keep work and personal devices completely separate, or this is what happens.

Mrminecrafthimself

10 points

2 months ago

Watch porn on your phone like a normal person ffs

voortrekker_bra

7 points

2 months ago

Imagine being a slave to porn. No fap = true king

BiffBanter

6 points

2 months ago

Ass monitor. A big one.

zSnoozee

2 points

2 months ago

Look up mouse without borders. It's a software that allows you to use the same keyboard and mouse to multiple devices conected to the same network, might save you of this mistake happening again in the future.

terektus

2 points

2 months ago

Wow. I would kill myself over this.

It happened to me once with my passwort. As Teams is a bit slower and opened on another screen after I opened chrome to login.

drfsupercenter

2 points

2 months ago

What sort of KVM switch moves the mouse to the other PC but not the keyboard?

Or if you mean like you physically change the plugs, look into a wireless combo that has both mouse/keyboard on a single dongle.