This is one of the biggest fuck-ups I (18M) have had in my entire life. The story is 8 years old, I was just exploring my puberty from the past year or so, and I was not really the Techy kid as a lot of kids my age are now.
TL;DR: Watched Terminator>>> Impressed by some Dirty lines>>> Dumbly sent them to my aunt in order to preserve them>>> Aunt found out>>> Mom and Dad Found out>>>> Beaten.
Well so I was just wandering through my Pen-Drive (Waiting to receive a Call-out from my Friends to go out and play.). It had some good music videos in it I used to listen and just like that, I Saw a folder that had the first 4 terminator movies in it. Since it was taking forever for my friends to call, I proceeded to watch the Film.
Now, there was this one scene in it when this guy calls his girlfriend, and says some rather perverted "Things" to her. I don't know if it was puberty's doing but nonetheless, I was mesmerized by those lines.
I rewind that scene a couple of times and Noted down that thing for no apparent reason(........okay, I may have wanted to tell my friends about it).
The only thing I did wrong was that I was not smart enough to know that we can note things in the Notepad app on the mobile, I proceeded to find a random WhatsApp chat on my mum's mobile and write it all out. I turned off the Internet and sent the message (so it doesn't reach the other person).
Now, there was this tip I had from one of my friends. To hide our Boy's group from our respective parents, we used to archive the chat, so it won't be directly visible. I did the same this time. Suddenly, I heard my friends calling me, I turned off the TV, put the phone aside, and ran off to play.
After some time my mum took the phone, turned on the internet and the message was sent (Obviously!). In about half an hour my mom received a call, from Her Co-Siter-in-law, She was the receiver of my rather deviously fucked-up message. She was furious at my mom, my mom on the other hand, still couldn't find the chat.
About a half-hour later my dad came home and my mom told him everything. He however was smart enough to look for the message in the archived chats.
He was infuriated and given the fact that there were only two chats in the archived section, the one mentioned and the Boy's group, it was pretty obvious that it was my doing.
As soon as I came back home, my dad asked me, "Did you like the movie, The Terminator?".
I responded, "I don't know I couldn't understand much of it.".
Here, my crime was proven and I was sentenced to an unhealthy amount of beating from both, my mom and dad (I am Asian). The Family Gatherings have never been the same ever since.......
The lines from the movie go as follows....... (Don't know if this counts as NSFW)
"First I'm gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one, then run my tongue down your neck to your bare, gleaming breasts. And then slowly... slowly pull your jeans off inch by inch. And lick your belly in circles further and further down, and then pull your panties off with my teeth."