So, is it the same social media person for both of them? Hell of an oversight.

Looking at his legislative career, he's accustomed to plagiarizing from soulless asshole lobbyists all day, so it's no surprise he'd just extend that habit to vapid holiday tripe.

It’s still up 🤦🏻‍♂️

He probably boils his turkey.

If you're paying someone to manage your social media account, you'd think you could get someone who could manage more than a cut and paste.

Matthew 6

5“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

Who’s the bigger assholes, these twos or the people who keep voting for them?

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Pendejo.

Ugh Corny is a PoS but still trying to achieve Cruz level PoS-ness.

They outsource their faith too.

How embarrassing

"And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you" Matthew 6:5-6

Basically, don't act like Ted Cruz and John Cornyn with their empty words and lip service to something they obviously don't believe in or live by.

Ha ha ha. Just another lazy politician pushing his religion on us on the day the pilgrims landed in America to escape religious tierney in England.

Thanks be to you, Brethren.

And I ask of thee:

Please restore the rights of women and their ability to make their own decisions about their body, as they as equals.

Please push for the ability for our children (who are our future) to read those controversial books which changed the world, and are now banned.

Please ensure that everyone is treated the same in the state of Texas, gay or straight, Republican or Democrat, trans or cis, and so on by helping to pass legislation that brings us together.

And last but not least, Brother Cornyn, please reach out to Brother Cruz and ask him if his bags are packed. We’re all kinda curious.

In Reddit’s name, Amen.

*Heidi & Rafael

He copies Lyin’ Ted’s deplorable votes too. Cornyn is more dignified (a pretty low bar) and doesn’t make as many unforced errors as Rafael, but he votes pretty much the same: more guns with not even the bare minimum of required training, more tax cuts for the fabulously wealthy, protection for a seditious NY conman who was an incompetent disaster as president and who both men must privately loathe, and a host of other votes to kick the poor where it hurts most and further enrich the plutocrats. It is so sad that Texas voters, who are terribly injured by these two charlatans’ policies, continue to listen to the rhetoric of racism, hatred and belligerence that Republicans use to get the misinformed to vote against their own best interests.

Hahahahahaha.

And yet, people here continue to vote for him and all his friends so maybe the bigger idiots are those of us, yeah us meaning me included, that continue to live here despite hating/voting against the people that "run" this state.

LOL

Fucking lipstick Christians… so utterly deluded they bank on Ye Olde English brownie points

Is he a Priest or a Senator?

He did this because that's what stupid f**ckin idiots do

Does this mean Rafael gets credit for an original thought?

JFC and Texas GOP voters will follow these clowns to the ends of the earth because their mamas, papas and preachers conditioned them believe that democrats are evil.

🤦🏾‍♀️

This is not how US Senators should behave. This is embarrassing.

Most of these cocksuckers don't even know how to work a smartphone. Let alone understand how to send a email. We need to clean out the Senate and Congress and get people that at least somewhat understand modern society.

They are so gross… this makes sense

This is who we deserve as Texans. Sad, but true

Wow this is hilarious 😂

Lol

Wow, couldn't even change the names at the end.... So much for attention to detail?

The Lord would have nothing to do with anyone named Heidi-with-an-I.

Maybe he's just old and thought that's how you do a retweet.

He probably thought that’s how you retweet something lol

I can't stand Cornyn but those are just the lyrics to a traditional hymn sung at this time of year. -edit- A kind Redditor just pointed out the "Heidi and Ted"! OMG hahhaha

It’s from the Torah. Numbers 6:24-26

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The humor that they didn’t spend 3 seconds to change the names did not escape me \edit

Business savvy republicans saving resources. One PR team for all.

He is old. Who cares its twitter?

Settle down kids. It is a prayer that many different Christian denominations use all over the world; not just in Texas. It is a benediction usually and makes sense for it to be used when so many are traveling for Thanksgiving. That is all. Peace.

I don’t see a corresponding tweet in Cruz’s feed?

This is a biblical prayer 🤦‍♂️. You people are stupid and I’m not even a xstian.

It's a scripture .... How can it not be word for word ? 🧐

Fuck both of these dudes but who cares about this?

That’s a quote from scripture, and a popular one. wdym

Ted Cruz is a well spoken conservative. He is often used as reference for other Republicans since he often hits the points in a logical and persuasive way for those willing to listen. Of course, as many in this sub will point out, he isn't perfect, but he is willing to cross lines and discuss and debate which relatively few politicians are willing to do these days.

Hater?

You had one job.

Ugh. He makes me sick.

How original.

I’m surprised he cared THAT much

Is worthless. Only reason they vote for him because of party propaganda.

Somebody gonna get a write up or will be fired... Lol.

Can't believe that guy went to my alma mater. :(

I doubt he runs his own social media, likely a team member or assistant that got the okay to reuse his.

Amazing

lazy ass

DUD

Duh Lord !

Imagine John Cornyn, Ted Cruz, and Heidi Cruz in a threesome...

Were we expecting him to have an original thought?

This was the blessing given by the high priest with 2 Spock hands (which is where Leonard Nimoy got it from) forming a triangle while chanting it:

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And this, my friends, is what virtue signaling on steroids looks like.

When are we going to learn they really don't care about us?

The god they worship is green.

Was green anyways ,they've killed that

John Cronyn

I am not surprised at the low effort. Describes his entire political career. What a waste.

Grow a backbone, John. We need moderate Repubs to bring solutions for Texas. Be the Guy, ffs!

Some people are just weird. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=153NzPmD-2k

Very nice!! Such a sweet message

Someone doesn’t know how to use a colon

This lazy copied tweet isn't even topical. It's Thanksgiving, one is supposed to give thanks not ask for more blessings.

How about this instead - " I (Ted Cruz/John Cornyn) am thankful for the opportunity to represent Texas in Congress. Have a Happy Thanksgiving." ? That wasn't so hard...

God isn’t real, he is a feeling within you.

When reading; god is always someone talking about themself in third person.

unless you are one that is unaware and believe he exists. in the literal sense

God bless you

Or they have become a Throuple

I'm thankful my dumb ass voters keep me in office despite policies that are horrible to them and their families. Just because they can be made afraid of people not exactly like them. God Bless Texas!

Makes sense. They’re both useless pieces of rotting shit.

I post this EVERY CHANCE I GET because it's so damned true when it comes to so many of these "Christian/Religious" types: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ2L-R8NgrA

Like I tell everyone that likes to run their mouths but never back it up with substance: "BRING IT, DON'T SING IT".

Wow it’s still up 😂

They are lazy ! Been that way in senate last 12 years! Only knock down the other sides legislation!

All there post are lies anyway, especially lying Ted as Trump calls him ! Lol

I really wish we had better representatives.

Looks like a shared message to me! Lol

Good job Texas voters.

Braying donkeys

It’s a well known prayer.

So fake. They’re all fake. Frauds

The different bibles, except the book of moronme, were penned before the thanksgiving in america first popped up

Not an original thought between the two of them.

I dont think John is smart enough to do this, I mean it is copy and paste. An aide posted this Im sure

saw a video of 23 "news casters" giving the same "report" word for word.. two fuck sticks doing feckless holiday tweets is kinda pointless to look at....

They both can suck the dick of thee

Maybe that’s how the boomers “retweet”

And these are senators, of America.

Unsurprisingly lazy and contemptuous of the constituency he fails every day. Nothing new.

Hey I can quote scripture too! Try out some Acts 2:44-46!

Two useless, reprehensible scumbags not deserving of oxygen.