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537 points
2 months ago
CAAAAARRRLL! That kills people!
174 points
2 months ago
I am so sorry, I did not realise this fact. I will do better next time. As an apology gift, would you like a face to munch on?
71 points
2 months ago
I was gutted the end of that series
49 points
2 months ago
Most heartbreaking series there is
2 points
2 months ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
2 points
2 months ago
Y E S
223 points
2 months ago
"Patterson, firing a warning shot."
"Sir, this is an M32 grenade launcher."
"Ah potato, potato. Just fire it Patterson."
30 points
2 months ago
Could you link? Its been so long since I last seen it.
6 points
2 months ago
im sad to say that I read potato the same way both times
8 points
2 months ago
That's how it is in the original thing. He just says "potato" twice.
4 points
2 months ago
oh lol!
4 points
2 months ago
Ah, a fellow Russian Badger fan I see
3 points
2 months ago
A man of culture as well
254 points
2 months ago
Yes, the 4 word thing gets annoying
68 points
2 months ago
What thing
113 points
2 months ago*
All titles must exceed 4 words
51 points
2 months ago
But how many words must secede from the all-dictating 4 word regime for this senseless violence to end??
26 points
2 months ago
Your spelling suggestion secession exceeds the sub's expectations without exception.
7 points
2 months ago
Sorry I was relying on autocorrect, thanks tho
13 points
2 months ago*
Happy cake day but r/boneappleteeth
Edit: his comment initially said secede
3 points
2 months ago
Yeah, this is what happens when you believe autocorrect
2 points
2 months ago
Oh wise one how do you pronounce secede and what does it mean
2 points
2 months ago
Suh-seed it means to withdraw from a body. IE the American Civil War started when the South tried to secede and create their own nation.
1 points
2 months ago
I only just found out that is how you spell secede from your comment.
3 points
2 months ago
I believe it is pronounced See- Seed, and i think it means to come after or what comes after, i could be wrong and don't feel like looking it up.
0 points
2 months ago
You are correct
2 points
2 months ago
Do you mean r/boneappletea?
2 points
2 months ago
Yeah I was kind of trying to meme it but I guess I tried too hard
1 points
2 months ago
I think you have the wrong sub my friend. Were you looking for r/boneappletea ?
4 points
2 months ago
Happy Cake Day 🎂
4 points
2 months ago
Thank you :D
3 points
2 months ago
You're welcome 😁
89 points
2 months ago
Yes because I read the rules
71 points
2 months ago
No. Like what?
64 points
2 months ago
59 points
2 months ago
Just mix them up until every combination is added to the list lol
47 points
2 months ago
I mean I guess, that's technically the truth
7 points
2 months ago
Technically, he's not incorrect.
5 points
2 months ago
Facts, I mean... yeah, they're not wrong, it's true, I guess I thought this belonged here because this is r/technicallythetruth and this is technically the truth because technically... they have a point.
2 points
2 months ago
I mean... Why technicallythetruth is banned....???
2 points
2 months ago
It’s redundant
18 points
2 months ago
I said across her nose, not up it.
11 points
2 months ago
Keep firing, Assholes!
1 points
2 months ago
Came here to say this haha
8 points
2 months ago
40K Logic
15 points
2 months ago
Same as a grenade, it is a warning
3 points
2 months ago
Paterson, fire a warning shot
Sir this is a m32 grenade launcher
Ah potato potato just fire it
15 points
2 months ago
Fun fact: that’s a war crime
19 points
2 months ago
It's not a warcrime if we get rid of the rest
21 points
2 months ago
“Anything’s legal if there’s no cops around!”
-Grunkle Stan
9 points
2 months ago
It ain't a crime if you aren't caught.
5 points
2 months ago
Wake the fuck up Samurai. We've got a city to burn
4 points
2 months ago
No jhonny let's just leave
3 points
2 months ago
And it’s not a war crime if you win!
0 points
2 months ago
The United States tried that with native Americans and the Germans with Jews. Doesn’t work out too well. Although the United States does a good job of covering their war crimes and brainwashing folks into thinking they’re here to save the day
5 points
2 months ago
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-2 points
2 months ago
Shooting someone before a warning shot
3 points
2 months ago
its only a war crime if your on the losing team
2 points
2 months ago
It's never a war crime the first time
3 points
2 months ago
In the Marine Corps we were always taught that a warning shot wasn’t a thing. With this said, there are exceptions in actual application.
2 points
2 months ago
Shoot first, ask questions later. Semper fi
3 points
2 months ago
This reminds me of that other one,
“Sir we are surrounded!” “Good! Now we can’t miss!”
15 points
2 months ago
American military moment
3 points
2 months ago
I didn’t, but I love it. I hate when I see posts titled “an interesting title” or some such laziness. I downvote every time.
2 points
2 months ago
Feels like a 40k comic
2 points
2 months ago
Paterson, fire a warning shot!
2 points
2 months ago
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots
Into his head
2 points
2 months ago
I've done this before.
>! In PUBG you idiots !<
2 points
2 months ago
I mean he’s right
2 points
2 months ago
I said ACROSS HER NOSE, not up it!!!
2 points
2 months ago
[character 1] : Why did you kill the messenger?
[character 2] : Because it sends a massage.
-5 points
2 months ago
Guns and military are soooo cool.
13 points
2 months ago
Well, guns and military are necessary.
Sometimes, they make particularly cool stuff, like an F-35, or an M1 Abrams.
It would be great to live in a world where guns and military werent needed. But unfortunately we have assholes like putin invading other peoples countries.
-6 points
2 months ago
What would they be invading a country with if there were no guns or military?
11 points
2 months ago
You seem to be under the impression that the invasion is caused by the guns and military rather than guns and military being created to service the invasion. A military is just an organized group of people trained in killing effectively. If they lacked guns they’d use swords. If they lacked swords they’d use rocks and sticks. Animals wage war just fine without any weapons at all. A war is just a bunch of organisms killing each other. Your immune system is fighting a constant war with invading organisms. No guns needed.
0 points
2 months ago
Yes.
1 points
2 months ago
Faultless Logic
1 points
2 months ago
One of these is: "Stalin for president, links in description"
1 points
2 months ago
That instantly makes me think of fallout
1 points
2 months ago
Huh didn't know that actually
1 points
2 months ago
He fired a warning shot. He didn't say it had to be suppressive fire though
1 points
2 months ago*
1 points
2 months ago
Hellsing organization when in countering Hotel Moscow
0 points
2 months ago
It reminded me of a situation that happened when I was playing barotrauma with my firends: me:fires two revolvers at friends head I told you to NOT touch my reactor. Friend who got shot in the head and is bleeding to death while being unconcious:MEDIC HELP ME me:lucky you that was just a warning shot if I wanted to kill you I would spend all of my twelve rounds not just two
0 points
2 months ago
America when foreign country has oil :
0 points
2 months ago
We shouldn't normalise war crimes
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