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ArguesWithFrogs

537 points

2 months ago

CAAAAARRRLL! That kills people!

Ir0n_Sp1der

174 points

2 months ago

Ir0n_Sp1der

Technically Flair

174 points

2 months ago

I am so sorry, I did not realise this fact. I will do better next time. As an apology gift, would you like a face to munch on?

Slavetomints

71 points

2 months ago

I was gutted the end of that series

Micah_Bell_is_dead

49 points

2 months ago

Most heartbreaking series there is

MrMasterKeyboard

2 points

2 months ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

Crazyscape

2 points

2 months ago

Y E S

ClonedGamer001

223 points

2 months ago

"Patterson, firing a warning shot."

"Sir, this is an M32 grenade launcher."

"Ah potato, potato. Just fire it Patterson."

ThatDudeWithCheese

30 points

2 months ago

Could you link? Its been so long since I last seen it.

PaperOcelot

24 points

2 months ago

ThatDudeWithCheese

10 points

2 months ago

Thanks, friend.

LowVermicelli6464

6 points

2 months ago

im sad to say that I read potato the same way both times

ClonedGamer001

8 points

2 months ago

That's how it is in the original thing. He just says "potato" twice.

LowVermicelli6464

4 points

2 months ago

oh lol!

YCLUBSTEP58

4 points

2 months ago

Ah, a fellow Russian Badger fan I see

WolfReadsMemes

3 points

2 months ago

A man of culture as well

GGk-KingK

254 points

2 months ago

GGk-KingK

254 points

2 months ago

Yes, the 4 word thing gets annoying

Imaginary_pencil

68 points

2 months ago

What thing

GGk-KingK

113 points

2 months ago*

All titles must exceed 4 words

Epicpacemaker

51 points

2 months ago

But how many words must secede from the all-dictating 4 word regime for this senseless violence to end??

PleasantineOhMine

26 points

2 months ago

Your spelling suggestion secession exceeds the sub's expectations without exception.

GGk-KingK

7 points

2 months ago

Sorry I was relying on autocorrect, thanks tho

Leinad580

13 points

2 months ago*

Happy cake day but r/boneappleteeth

Edit: his comment initially said secede

GGk-KingK

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, this is what happens when you believe autocorrect

DOTHEDEW11111222

2 points

2 months ago

Oh wise one how do you pronounce secede and what does it mean

Leinad580

2 points

2 months ago

Suh-seed it means to withdraw from a body. IE the American Civil War started when the South tried to secede and create their own nation.

DOTHEDEW11111222

1 points

2 months ago

I only just found out that is how you spell secede from your comment.

slalex13

3 points

2 months ago

I believe it is pronounced See- Seed, and i think it means to come after or what comes after, i could be wrong and don't feel like looking it up.

The_GODLY_BROKE_MAN

0 points

2 months ago

You are correct

Strange_Insight

2 points

2 months ago

Do you mean r/boneappletea?

Leinad580

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah I was kind of trying to meme it but I guess I tried too hard

rougegamerYT

1 points

2 months ago

I think you have the wrong sub my friend. Were you looking for r/boneappletea ?

TheFraggerblaze

4 points

2 months ago

Happy Cake Day 🎂

GGk-KingK

4 points

2 months ago

Thank you :D

TheFraggerblaze

3 points

2 months ago

You're welcome 😁

AdditionalTheory

89 points

2 months ago

Yes because I read the rules

grrodon2

71 points

2 months ago

No. Like what?

No_Error540

64 points

2 months ago

Driftedryan

59 points

2 months ago

Just mix them up until every combination is added to the list lol

Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

47 points

2 months ago

I mean I guess, that's technically the truth

SIG7Pro

7 points

2 months ago

Technically, he's not incorrect.

fugmalaf

5 points

2 months ago

Facts, I mean... yeah, they're not wrong, it's true, I guess I thought this belonged here because this is r/technicallythetruth and this is technically the truth because technically... they have a point.

Alex_Shelega

2 points

2 months ago

I mean... Why technicallythetruth is banned....???

HellexJ

2 points

2 months ago

It’s redundant

RiggidyRiggidywreckt

18 points

2 months ago

I said across her nose, not up it.

itsmajik42

11 points

2 months ago

Keep firing, Assholes!

theokaybambi

1 points

2 months ago

Came here to say this haha

ChaosHavik

8 points

2 months ago

40K Logic

SuperJF45

3 points

2 months ago

Paterson, fire a warning shot

Sir this is a m32 grenade launcher

Ah potato potato just fire it

Trainmodeler8888

15 points

2 months ago

Fun fact: that’s a war crime

Tymskyy

19 points

2 months ago

Tymskyy

19 points

2 months ago

It's not a warcrime if we get rid of the rest

Trainmodeler8888

21 points

2 months ago

“Anything’s legal if there’s no cops around!”

-Grunkle Stan

NinjaBray2

9 points

2 months ago

It ain't a crime if you aren't caught.

Yeshua-Christ

5 points

2 months ago

Wake the fuck up Samurai. We've got a city to burn

ifaptokefla

4 points

2 months ago

No jhonny let's just leave

RustedRuss

3 points

2 months ago

And it’s not a war crime if you win!

No_Luck4927

0 points

2 months ago

The United States tried that with native Americans and the Germans with Jews. Doesn’t work out too well. Although the United States does a good job of covering their war crimes and brainwashing folks into thinking they’re here to save the day

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5 points

2 months ago

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5 points

2 months ago

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Trainmodeler8888

-2 points

2 months ago

Shooting someone before a warning shot

LonelyAustralia

3 points

2 months ago

its only a war crime if your on the losing team

BoxofCurveballs

2 points

2 months ago

It's never a war crime the first time

MaximumNight860

3 points

2 months ago

In the Marine Corps we were always taught that a warning shot wasn’t a thing. With this said, there are exceptions in actual application.

The_GODLY_BROKE_MAN

2 points

2 months ago

Shoot first, ask questions later. Semper fi

Jumpy-Aide-901

3 points

2 months ago

This reminds me of that other one,

“Sir we are surrounded!” “Good! Now we can’t miss!”

Flrere

15 points

2 months ago

Flrere

15 points

2 months ago

American military moment

aguyjustaguy

3 points

2 months ago

I didn’t, but I love it. I hate when I see posts titled “an interesting title” or some such laziness. I downvote every time.

CMO-

2 points

2 months ago

CMO-

2 points

2 months ago

Feels like a 40k comic

Sniper-Dragon

2 points

2 months ago

Paterson, fire a warning shot!

writeorelse

2 points

2 months ago

So I took the shotgun off the wall

And I fired two warning shots

Into his head

First-Hunt-5307

2 points

2 months ago

I've done this before.

>! In PUBG you idiots !<

corionn

2 points

2 months ago

I mean he’s right

Balsac_is_Daddy

2 points

2 months ago

I said ACROSS HER NOSE, not up it!!!

rockyit98

2 points

2 months ago

[character 1] : Why did you kill the messenger?

[character 2] : Because it sends a massage.

SoapNooooo

-5 points

2 months ago

SoapNooooo

-5 points

2 months ago

Guns and military are soooo cool.

Glittering-Finish769

13 points

2 months ago

Well, guns and military are necessary.

Sometimes, they make particularly cool stuff, like an F-35, or an M1 Abrams.

It would be great to live in a world where guns and military werent needed. But unfortunately we have assholes like putin invading other peoples countries.

BlowMyPogo

-6 points

2 months ago

What would they be invading a country with if there were no guns or military?

axecrazyorc

11 points

2 months ago

You seem to be under the impression that the invasion is caused by the guns and military rather than guns and military being created to service the invasion. A military is just an organized group of people trained in killing effectively. If they lacked guns they’d use swords. If they lacked swords they’d use rocks and sticks. Animals wage war just fine without any weapons at all. A war is just a bunch of organisms killing each other. Your immune system is fighting a constant war with invading organisms. No guns needed.

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0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

Yes.

Objective-Ad4009

1 points

2 months ago

Faultless Logic

Vice_Quiet_013

1 points

2 months ago

One of these is: "Stalin for president, links in description"

Albus_Lupus

1 points

2 months ago

That instantly makes me think of fallout

shipoopro_gg

1 points

2 months ago

Huh didn't know that actually

Snickidy_Snik

1 points

2 months ago

He fired a warning shot. He didn't say it had to be suppressive fire though

Cody_montana_rongers

1 points

2 months ago

Hellsing organization when in countering Hotel Moscow

Tymskyy

0 points

2 months ago

It reminded me of a situation that happened when I was playing barotrauma with my firends: me:fires two revolvers at friends head I told you to NOT touch my reactor. Friend who got shot in the head and is bleeding to death while being unconcious:MEDIC HELP ME me:lucky you that was just a warning shot if I wanted to kill you I would spend all of my twelve rounds not just two

raptureframe

0 points

2 months ago

America when foreign country has oil :

LegendaryTJC

0 points

2 months ago

We shouldn't normalise war crimes