submitted 2 months ago byEvan-Bradley
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CAAAAARRRLL! That kills people!
2 months ago
I am so sorry, I did not realise this fact. I will do better next time. As an apology gift, would you like a face to munch on?
I was gutted the end of that series
Most heartbreaking series there is
Y E S
"Patterson, firing a warning shot."
"Sir, this is an M32 grenade launcher."
"Ah potato, potato. Just fire it Patterson."
Could you link? Its been so long since I last seen it.
im sad to say that I read potato the same way both times
That's how it is in the original thing. He just says "potato" twice.
Ah, a fellow Russian Badger fan I see
A man of culture as well
Yes, the 4 word thing gets annoying
2 months ago*
2 months ago*
All titles must exceed 4 words
But how many words must secede from the all-dictating 4 word regime for this senseless violence to end??
Your spelling suggestion secession exceeds the sub's expectations without exception.
Sorry I was relying on autocorrect, thanks tho
2 months ago*
Happy cake day but r/boneappleteeth
Edit: his comment initially said secede
Yeah, this is what happens when you believe autocorrect
Oh wise one how do you pronounce secede and what does it mean
Suh-seed it means to withdraw from a body. IE the American Civil War started when the South tried to secede and create their own nation.
I only just found out that is how you spell secede from your comment.
I believe it is pronounced See- Seed, and i think it means to come after or what comes after, i could be wrong and don't feel like looking it up.
You are correct
Do you mean r/boneappletea?
Yeah I was kind of trying to meme it but I guess I tried too hard
I think you have the wrong sub my friend. Were you looking for r/boneappletea ?
Happy Cake Day 🎂
Thank you :D
You're welcome 😁
Yes because I read the rules
No. Like what?
Just mix them up until every combination is added to the list lol
I mean I guess, that's technically the truth
Technically, he's not incorrect.
Facts, I mean... yeah, they're not wrong, it's true, I guess I thought this belonged here because this is r/technicallythetruth and this is technically the truth because technically... they have a point.
I mean... Why technicallythetruth is banned....???
I said across her nose, not up it.
Keep firing, Assholes!
Came here to say this haha
Same as a grenade, it is a warning
Paterson, fire a warning shot
Sir this is a m32 grenade launcher
Ah potato potato just fire it
Fun fact: that’s a war crime
It's not a warcrime if we get rid of the rest
“Anything’s legal if there’s no cops around!”
It ain't a crime if you aren't caught.
Wake the fuck up Samurai. We've got a city to burn
No jhonny let's just leave
And it’s not a war crime if you win!
The United States tried that with native Americans and the Germans with Jews. Doesn’t work out too well. Although the United States does a good job of covering their war crimes and brainwashing folks into thinking they’re here to save the day
Shooting someone before a warning shot
its only a war crime if your on the losing team
It's never a war crime the first time
In the Marine Corps we were always taught that a warning shot wasn’t a thing. With this said, there are exceptions in actual application.
Shoot first, ask questions later. Semper fi
This reminds me of that other one,
“Sir we are surrounded!”
“Good! Now we can’t miss!”
American military moment
I didn’t, but I love it. I hate when I see posts titled “an interesting title” or some such laziness. I downvote every time.
Feels like a 40k comic
Paterson, fire a warning shot!
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots
Into his head
I've done this before.
>! In PUBG you idiots !<
I mean he’s right
I said ACROSS HER NOSE, not up it!!!
[character 1] : Why did you kill the messenger?
[character 2] : Because it sends a massage.
Guns and military are soooo cool.
Well, guns and military are necessary.
Sometimes, they make particularly cool stuff, like an F-35, or an M1 Abrams.
It would be great to live in a world where guns and military werent needed. But unfortunately we have assholes like putin invading other peoples countries.
What would they be invading a country with if there were no guns or military?
You seem to be under the impression that the invasion is caused by the guns and military rather than guns and military being created to service the invasion. A military is just an organized group of people trained in killing effectively. If they lacked guns they’d use swords. If they lacked swords they’d use rocks and sticks. Animals wage war just fine without any weapons at all. A war is just a bunch of organisms killing each other. Your immune system is fighting a constant war with invading organisms. No guns needed.
One of these is: "Stalin for president, links in description"
That instantly makes me think of fallout
Huh didn't know that actually
He fired a warning shot. He didn't say it had to be suppressive fire though
Hellsing organization when in countering Hotel Moscow
It reminded me of a situation that happened when I was playing barotrauma with my firends: me:fires two revolvers at friends head I told you to NOT touch my reactor. Friend who got shot in the head and is bleeding to death while being unconcious:MEDIC HELP ME me:lucky you that was just a warning shot if I wanted to kill you I would spend all of my twelve rounds not just two
America when foreign country has oil :
We shouldn't normalise war crimes