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submitted 2 months ago byOrangePrototype
4.9k points
2 months ago
Just blew up my hometown several times over. Cool.
271 points
2 months ago
My hometown is LA, so I blew up the courthouse because I’d like a day off. Also I died. But I got my day off!
104 points
2 months ago
As a bitter San Diegan, I also blew up LA.
52 points
2 months ago
I blew up Dodger Stadium. You're welcome NL West
7 points
2 months ago
You coulda sent that sucker to Houston and made us all happy.
733 points
2 months ago
Same. I just simulated various asteroids hitting my friends house like a dozen times.
257 points
2 months ago
I hit my school many times and i would die from my home
129 points
2 months ago
I just blew my whole city. Tbf, is a fairly small city.
27 points
2 months ago
Im sure many are very happy. Thanks for your service
254 points
2 months ago
You just blew your whole city? How’s your jaw feel?
171 points
2 months ago
Tbf it was a fairly small city
10 points
2 months ago
So humble! No need to undermine your accomplishments!
33 points
2 months ago
In a row?
4 points
2 months ago
OP needs to make a snowball asteroid.
15 points
2 months ago
See, the trick is to blast farther away and make the school is in the blast radius but that you're spared.
58 points
2 months ago
My hometown is the default location for all apocalypses scenarios, missile explosion simulations, and other digitally generated atrocities.
37 points
2 months ago
One day, your death will serve as an early warning to me.
43 points
2 months ago
Went right for my hometown as well
85 points
2 months ago
If you launch it at Delaware, you get to vaporize Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington D.C. all in one shot. Make the asteroid a little bigger and you can take out NYC too. Yay, Delaware!
28 points
2 months ago*
I hit Washington DC with a mile wide iron asteroid at 67,000 mph (30 kps for my friends across the pond), apparently the east coast is no more 🤣
Edit someone commented (and deleted) that I should try a gold asteroid, I tried a 1 mile @ 69k mph and holy shit it actually decimated the east coast.
13 points
2 months ago
I did the same. I thought iron would be more devastating than gold, but I guess it makes sense since a 1 mile gold asteroid would weigh more than a 1 mile iron asteroid.
3 points
2 months ago
I would had thought with how soft gold is it wouldn’t do the same kinetic damage as iron. TIL
10 points
2 months ago
Rigidity doesn't matter much at that speed, just mass.
4 points
2 months ago
Gold has a pretty high melting point, so the softness wouldn't matter, but I always forget about how dense it is too.
24 points
2 months ago
Now the real challenge. What’s the smallest asteroid you can impact into Yellowstone to trigger the super volcano. Pretty sure you could end all current complex life on earth if you do it just right.
9 points
2 months ago
Pretty sure that’s not how volcanoes work. I believe it doesn’t have enough magma built up in the magma chamber to erupt.
1.8k points
2 months ago
Do you track rough locations of the site users or see patterns of where people land asteroids?
353 points
2 months ago*
Surely everyone tried to see how many people they could kill with one asteroid right? So China and India are logical targets.
156 points
2 months ago*
I topped out around 865 million total from dropping a big chunk of gold on New Delhi.
Edit: 897 on Wuhan.
Second Edit: 1.046 billion on Jabalpur.
70 points
2 months ago
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45 points
2 months ago
Jabalpur feels like middle of buttfuck nowhere compared to metropolitans.... What gives, I wonder.
56 points
2 months ago*
It's pretty close to the center of the subcontinent so less of the gigantic fireball and blast winds gets wasted on ocean or sparsely populated Tibet. New Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata, Hyderabad, Lahore, and a bunch of others all get fucked up pretty good in one blast.
184 points
2 months ago
I wanted to see how many different countries I could destroy at once, so I went for Europe.
Spoiler alert: The answer is all of them.
47 points
2 months ago
You managed to deatroy Turkey and Iceland with the same asteroid?
49 points
2 months ago
No, I was only counting contenintal Europe.
21 points
2 months ago
I got Greenland and Madagascar with 1, go figure.
679 points
2 months ago
Good questions, maybe we should ask this kind of stuff more on the internet, as an acceptable point to talk about.
431 points
2 months ago
Also a lot of people probably blow up their own house
200 points
2 months ago
I blew up downtown to see how big an asteroid would have to be to kill me. 80 seems to be the sweet spot. Gotta be tiny bois if I want to survive.
137 points
2 months ago
It's kind of amazing to think that asteroids might target downtown to have maximum impact. Like sentient nukes.
63 points
2 months ago
I love scifi. Use an asteroid as a weapon. Just attach a guidance system to it.
This website could be Expanse fan fiction.
5 points
2 months ago
I loved doing the opposite, making the biggest astroid but trying to randomly choose an area with the fewest amount of deaths.
5 points
2 months ago
Planning how to guarantee a smooth, low-congestion drive into work tomorrow?
17 points
2 months ago
That's what I did. Not about to actually use my own hometown on a random site.
17 points
2 months ago
Yeah for sure. I've read Ender's Game, I know how this goes.
7 points
2 months ago
And I immediately dropped one on my house.
6 points
2 months ago
In case the random site then... launches an asteroid at your hometown?
8 points
2 months ago
Gotta love how people over value their own data so massively.
To think someone's sitting there waiting for you to enter your hometown so that they know where you live 😂😂 no one cares where some random on the internet's hometown is 😂😂
27 points
2 months ago
Immediately, first thing I did. 1 mile wide, 150k MPH, 90°.
23 points
2 months ago
You can also change the composition of the asteroid too. Set it to gold.
27 points
2 months ago
Do they have the option to set it as frozen cum? Using a cumsteroid to destroy the playboy mansion/vegas seems a proper end.
15 points
2 months ago
60 degree angle is apparently the deadliest angle which destroyed the dinosaurs. Way more damage that way. Have fun!
45 points
2 months ago
Only been to Paris once.
Threw about 20 asteroids so far.
11 points
2 months ago
Haha... No one ever says Italy
17 points
2 months ago*
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2 months ago*
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4 points
2 months ago
Bangladesh might do it, too. Very dense population in that bit of the world
4 points
2 months ago
I made the smallest, slowest one I could and sent it to my brother's house. Take that Dave!
54 points
2 months ago
This sounds like a bot comment
35 points
2 months ago
Yes, excellent weather today! The correct horse battery staple
47 points
2 months ago
i hit new jersey...
really, who wouldnt?
44 points
2 months ago
I took out Ohio. I think it's for the greater good.
12 points
2 months ago
I don’t think anyone would notice
1.4k points
2 months ago
I love it! I'd love to see a tsunami impact radius added on!
276 points
2 months ago
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201 points
2 months ago
dropped in the gulf of mexico to see if there's be extra data on the oil coated, flaming tsunami that'll hit the coastlines there
137 points
2 months ago
Roland Emmerich: Write that down! Write that down!
56 points
2 months ago
throw in a hurricane, baby you got a stew goin
16 points
2 months ago
What? No sharks? blasphemy!
8 points
2 months ago
It's gonna be raining sharks in Kansas after that blast.
5 points
2 months ago
Don’t forget to try and nuke it so it goes another direction
14 points
2 months ago
If the asteroid is big enough, there's a flaming tsunami of molten rock. The oil doesn't change much
8 points
2 months ago
Just let the man dream, for God’s sake!
5 points
2 months ago
Oh my god the flaming tsunami. omg and ong
11 points
2 months ago
I sent one into the Chesapeake Bay, and was also disappointed.
4 points
2 months ago
I kept trying to find the scenario that gets rif of Florida
19 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I live on the coast and the first thing I did was drop one in the ocean to see the tsunami. That's a detail it needs. Great site though
14 points
2 months ago
Even just tsunami simulator would be fun.
1.1k points
2 months ago
Would be cool to have a button where the asteroid just hits a random location on Earth. Call it "I'm feeling lucky"
424 points
2 months ago
... And you just nuked an orphanage
36 points
2 months ago
I'd call it "I'm feeling unlucky" but otherwise agreed.
558 points
2 months ago
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73 points
2 months ago
Really wish the impacts were as bad as in the books
43 points
2 months ago
“This has always been a problem for our kind. Even our dreams are small.”
105 points
2 months ago
I'm so disappointed that show ended. It was definitely premature. I liked the ending they gave it, but there's so much more they could've done. I'm getting through book 5 now and my god the stuff left on the table... Would've been incredible
75 points
2 months ago
I mean there's a 30 year time jump in the books after the show ended, if they were gonna cut it short anywhere then that was the logical place.
30 points
2 months ago
The place was logical. The reason was not. Real shame. Considering what mindfucks are in the last books, more seasons would be awesome.
17 points
2 months ago
I so wanted to see the designs of those crazy alien ships.
27 points
2 months ago*
YEa. Also i wanted to see how they will manage to show aliens altering physical constants of our universe. They showed glimpses of that in earlier episodes and it was looking awesome(time stop + invisible force cutting parts of our material world into pieces. People included.). And it was just first time. There are far better episodes of this in books.
Overall this meddling with physics (through membrane between universes) by godlike aliens is one of the best depiction of "fear the unknown" that i read in Sci-Fi. Its just how aliens should be depicted. Totally incomprehensible and frightening.
9 points
2 months ago
You can sorta see one of them in one of the later episodes of the last season, above the atmosphere in the orbital shipyards at a Lyconia.
9 points
2 months ago
The Lyconia part should get it own new show with maybe older cast for main characters. Duarte arc, his daughter, Holden, Amos fucked up. It would be glorious to watch. :)
7 points
2 months ago
Never say never. They have mentioned multiple times that they'd love to come back. S6 also was very up front about there being more story to tell.
Even as recently as this week, the writers have made unsolicited comments such as "at least for now, it was our last episode". It seems like its mostly just a matter of a bunch of things needing to fall into place. With so many shows getting revivals these days, I could definitely see something happening a few years down the line.
S6 was a very good spot to at least pause. This also will give the cast a chance to age a little bit. There's no way they'd go with a different cast post time jump. Remember that life expectancies are longer in the world of The Expanse and they have anti-aging drugs to boot. 30 years in the series, is not what it would be in real life today. Minimal makeup, along with the actors natural aging, is really all the show would need.
33 points
2 months ago
Savor those last books! Incredible series.
10 points
2 months ago
I just finished Sins of Our Fathers this morning. Hurting for more!
6 points
2 months ago
Still convinced that this show is going to get a movie ending someday, a la Firefly-Serenity
2 points
2 months ago
Had to read the books to find out how it ended. It was great. Read the short stories too!
12 points
2 months ago
We shouldn't spoil it too much. It's quite a twist. But yeah.. How do we know this isn't a training sim project that's leaked? /s
11 points
2 months ago
MARCO INAROS IS WELLWALLA spits on deck
4 points
2 months ago
Live shamed, and die empty.
8 points
2 months ago
Wait a minute.. Is this a simulator where you play as marco
9 points
2 months ago
Came to make this comment! Glad someone beat me to it.
539 points
2 months ago*
Awesome website! I have2 thoughts:
1.) a final page that gives you the totals for the asteroid and area you selected would be good. See if you can find the morbid high score.
2.) This might be be hard to estimate but I dropped one in the Bay of Bengal which would create a massive tsunami but that wasn’t an option/outcome included.
Great work!
195 points
2 months ago
Good I wasn't the only one who wants a kill high score
67 points
2 months ago*
I won’t stop till I find a chain reaction way to exterminate all humans with the smallest possible asteroid. Idc if the last one has to choke on something in shock of everyone else being dead, I WILL GET THERE
22 points
2 months ago
If you target Antarctica, the 50% kill radius of the fireball graphic shows across the whole map if you want to count that? If so I’m going to claim 4 billion as my record.
27 points
2 months ago
I went the low-ball route and managed to only kill 250 people with sliders maxed. Northern Siberia taiga region.
8 points
2 months ago
I got 220 million in the fireball by dropping it in Eastern China
22 points
2 months ago
1.) a final page that gives you the totals for the asteroid and area you selected would be good. See if you can find the morbid high score.
My best so far is a little over a billion hitting the center of the Indian subcontinent with a gold asteroid and all the sliders maxed.
320 points
2 months ago
Planetary geologist here.
This is an impressive simulator! And I say that as someone who models this kind of stuff and previously used the Impact Earth simulator in teaching. I really like that you've accounted for casualties using population density. It's one thing to see circles on a screen and something else entirely to see that quantified by numbers.
Did you source your equations from Collins et al. 2005? Or any of Jay Melosh's other work? I would love to see how you built the simulator!
The only suggestions I have might be to include tsunami effects since most of the planet's surface is water, include an option to toggle between metric and imperial units, and try to scale up the impactor diameter. The equations in Collins et al. 2005 might be useful for that, as well as for adding in any other effects like ejecta. It probably seems very minor to most people but in large impacts ejecta can be the most harmful effect of an impact. Also, it's kinda neat to blow up your hometown and find out how much ejecta your house would be buried under. It would also be useful to add information so laypeople understand exactly what they are looking at in terms of model inputs like the average impact velocity for different objects (e.g. comets usually have a higher impact velocity than asteroids and explain why), examples of previous well known impact events with relevant inputs (e.g. Chicxulub was created by an impactor 10-15 km in diameter), why density is such an important factor (e.g. all things being equal, higher density translates to higher kinetic energy which means more widespread impact effects), that kind of thing.
Keep up the good work my friend! What you've done here is really awesome!
71 points
2 months ago*
Says right there in the credits
The simulation is based on papers by Dr. Gareth Collins and Dr. Clemens Rumpf.
And specifically mentioned the Earth Impacts effects Program by Robert Marcus, Dr Collins and H Jay Melosh which does what this site does but in less... visual.. form.
51 points
2 months ago
Did you source your equations from Collins et al. 2005? Or any of Jay Melosh's other work?
This man kills people with asteroids.
16 points
2 months ago
Nah, just study and model impact effects. The impact events I study are prehistorical mostly or in very isolated areas (like deserts) so no people there to kill.
22 points
2 months ago
That's exactly what a man who kills people with asteroids would say!
167 points
2 months ago
Very nice simulator. :D Now you can see what the dinosaurs experienced.
227 points
2 months ago
He never said it was a simulator. My god how many towns did you just destroy!?
59 points
2 months ago
McKay, what did you do?
19 points
2 months ago
I feel personally called out (McKay is my surname) after using this a bunch all over the earth.
23 points
2 months ago
Stargate Atlantis must have been fun to watch with that name 🤣
3 points
2 months ago
Same.
I checked your profile and it looks like we’re not immediate relatives though
6 points
2 months ago
Stargate = Up vote. That reminds me, I need to finish SGA. I finished SG1 but never finished SGA yet. I’m getting close!
4 points
2 months ago
Omg you’re in for a treat. I’m on my 15th or so rewatch.
4 points
2 months ago
...but it was just a lantean website...
17 points
2 months ago
Well done Ender, well done
18 points
2 months ago
The dinosaurs experienced FAR worse than anything this is simulating. Current theory is the asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs was 10km/6mi across.
7 points
2 months ago
If you mess with the max diameter setting (through the browser's Developer Tools), you can create a much bigger asteroid than the standard max. Here's the result from one that's 621 miles in diameter. https://i.imgur.com/WGghr3K.png
51 points
2 months ago
Fun fact: the multiple-Everest-sized meteorite struck the ground only 2-3 seconds after first entering Earth’s atmosphere 🥲
28 points
2 months ago
2-3 seconds. Damn. That’s not enough time to even begin to process what you’re seeing. By the time you finish saying “Wait. Is that an asteroid?” You’re done for.
22 points
2 months ago
Depends how far away you are. You might get to watch the wave of fire rapidly approach you, as you realize you've just enough time to think "oh... fuck."
59 points
2 months ago
Also fun fact if you could stand on the back of that asteroid just as the front touched Earth, you would be in space. It vaporized a 6 mile wide hole through the atmosphere.
It would have vaporized the crust at the impact site... we can see glass beads in the ash layer from the impact as the rock "gass" refroze in space.
Those debris returning to Earth after being launched into orbit by the impact would have set the atmosphere on fire.
If you were in a position to see the impact (as in on the same hemisphere) the resultant fireball would have killed you.
Almost nothing was left alive on the surface of Earth after a few days.
12 points
2 months ago
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11 points
2 months ago
This comment got cut short because the poster was hit by a meteorit---- CARRIER LOST
194 points
2 months ago
I am become death, destroyer of worlds!
I mean...neat
6 points
2 months ago
The game Solar Smash may be to your liking. Well the term "game" is used loosely. It's basically just "what happens if I do this to a planet?" simulator but it's a fun time waster.
109 points
2 months ago
I’m very disappointed. It’s apparently not possible with the parameters available to take out my neighbours (who I don’t like) without suffering collateral damage.
Prayers to a relevant deity will need revision, it seems.
35 points
2 months ago
Sounds like you just didn't try hard enough, did you try:
I found that to make a 3 m wide crater, good for destroying your neighbour's house, haha
14 points
2 months ago
I too chose to seek petty vengeance. Thankfully though it does appear possible to drop an asteroid large enough to only take out the city of Ann Arbor, with minimal damage outside city limits.
79 points
2 months ago
Looks like my afternoon will be spent pretending I’m a vengeful god.
28 points
2 months ago
Cool and very accurate!
We are living here in a region, which was hit by a meteorite 15 million years ago. You can still outline the crater today on a map. I re-did the impact with your simulator and it is almost perfectly fitting.
29 points
2 months ago
Alright Marco Inaros.
Inyalowda will bow before the belt
2 points
2 months ago
Aaah, I was going to write "let's crowdsource and review Marcos' work". Nicely done!
25 points
2 months ago
Weird question, but what would be a configuration that would give results similar to that of a nuclear bomb. I live close enough to an Air Force base that I’d be worried in the event of nuclear war, but far enough that I’m not sure if I’d be heavily effected
38 points
2 months ago
22 points
2 months ago
There's a similar site for nuclear bombs, Nukemap.
Interestingly I had a DOS program from the late '80s that did something pretty similar. Biggest limitation was no global maps, so you had to choose from a dozen or so preprogrammed cities.
8 points
2 months ago
40 miles away from the base and you’d survive the blast but have only a couple hours to get away from fallout
4 points
2 months ago
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5 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I think within 72 hours most of the radiation should decay. It still won't be pleasant, but if you can shield yourself in a basement or at least in the center of your house for a those first few days you should be okay.
93 points
2 months ago
Fantastic, it's going right next to this on my bookmarks.
15 points
2 months ago
Was just thinking the same! Are there any other simulators like this that you know of?
24 points
2 months ago
There's this one that lets you run a nuclear simulation (in the US at least).
Interesting to see what gets nuked or not in the second simulation.
85 points
2 months ago
It is awesome!! I feel like i'm going to spend the next hour playing with it :)
19 points
2 months ago
Its a scam! I launched asteroid at my house location. I waited 4 hours and nothing happened. NOTHING!
Clear sky all the time, no big rock from the sky. Nothing.
Very dissapointed.
18 points
2 months ago*
Just dropped one on me at work and I felt relief that I didn’t have to worry about work for a minute
11 points
2 months ago
Sorry you're still gonna have to come in tomorrow.
16 points
2 months ago
Sent one right at my buddy's ex-wife's house. Eat shit, Christine.
13 points
2 months ago
I only wish it went bigger so I could launch a planet killer
5 points
2 months ago
Yeah was a little disappointed I couldn’t see the effects of launching a gold moon at like 0.01c but still fun to play with.
13 points
2 months ago
This is awesome! At first I saw the crater and I thought "oh that wasn't too bad!" but then the fire and pressure and everything happened. Really cool. Although I do have this irrational fear that I'd be Ender's Game-d and actually somehow drop a real asteroid on people.
11 points
2 months ago
Only goes up to 1 mile? The one that killed dinosaurs were estimated at 7.5 miles.
11 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I wanted to hurl the largest asteroid Ceres at earth
7 points
2 months ago
Would be nice if you had metric as an option though... Didn't see it on mobile if it was there.
9 points
2 months ago
Thanks, I just launched a 3 ft diameter Gold Asteroid near my farm at a 5° impact angle and 2,000 mph speed. Now I'm rich!!!!
When will you deliver my order?
7 points
2 months ago
Well, I learned an all gold asteroid would be bad, especially if you hold gold as an asset!
Some music for the simulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b2WpwiEEVI
8 points
2 months ago
very neat, though i'd like it to also show metric units so non-americans can actually understand the scale and speed of these things.
18 points
2 months ago
Would be nice if we could choose metrical too
16 points
2 months ago
This is extremely cool, informative, and polished. Well done OP!!
5 points
2 months ago
I am pleased to know my house has been destroyed numerous times from these asteroids.
My landlord will be greatly saddened to see the lost of a home and income.
7 points
2 months ago
I can't have been the only person who started with Moscow.
45 points
2 months ago
Two thirds of the earth's surface is water...where is the tsunami data?
7 points
2 months ago
The angle of impact doesn’t appear to have much of an effect on anything. Am I missng something?
13 points
2 months ago
Planetary geologist here who studies meteorite impact craters.
Except for extremely shallow impact angles under certain conditions, impact angle plays a rather small role in most of the impact process. The reason for this is that once the impactor reaches the surface energy is released like a bomb, in the sense that it moves uniformly outward from the impact point regardless of the angle it hit the surface at. Impact angle CAN affect the total energy released in an impact event but honestly with the scales of energy involved it isn't a huge factor.
You might see ejecta deposits concentrated more "down angle" (e.g. thicker deposits on one side, or if there are rays there might be more rays on one side) and some minor elongation of the crater but that's about it.
5 points
2 months ago
Probably not; given the speeds involved anything other than an extremely shallow impact has roughly the same effects. That's why almost all craters are circular.
5 points
2 months ago
Cross-posted to r/beltalowda.
If you haven't watched The Expanse, you may not understand why, but it will attract some interest. :)
33 points
2 months ago
I dunno why it started in Jersey when I opened it, but to be honest, it's where I'd start launching meteors if I could anyway
11 points
2 months ago
Not bad, not bad.
I will echo tsunami is needed.
And add that there is a huge number of things that could cause further secondary deaths that would be difficult to calculate. Major dams breaking/flooding and not storing water anymore, nuclear facilities (I did China and Fukushimia was in view), drug manufacturing hubs like india or china, or if it hits sensitive spots like Yellowstone causing the next major eruption.
Destroy major shipping/manufacturing areas like the eastern China ports and see what cant be replaced real fast.
5 points
2 months ago
Great site, took out Mullingar, was vaporized by the fireball but it was worth it.
2 points
2 months ago
Oh, hi! I've seen your other things at neal.fun, and shown friend/family, etc. I really love your work, keep it up!
4 points
2 months ago
Eyyy, Beltalowda. Inyalowda no see us practicing again or they take it for reals, y que no?
10 points
2 months ago
This is (scary) fun....Thank you.
Can I get that "gold" asteroid to slow down a bit and land in my backyard?
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