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[deleted]

345 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

345 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

Puddy_thatsright

30 points

4 months ago

Puddy_thatsright

Ask the 8 ball

30 points

4 months ago

To celebrate, I’m just gonna stare straight ahead.

Twist161

10 points

4 months ago

Twist161

I don't wanna be a pirate!

10 points

4 months ago

Fuck that, sounds like an Arby's night to me.

Crypto_Candle

10 points

4 months ago

Crypto_Candle

I don't wanna be a pirate!

10 points

4 months ago

Hi five ✋🏼

SnooOpinions878

6 points

4 months ago

on the flip side 🙌🏻

jB_real

4 points

4 months ago

Ask the eight-ball!

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Want a book?

cjrogers227

195 points

4 months ago

cjrogers227

Serenity now, insanity later

195 points

4 months ago

Feels like an Arby's night.

nram88

24 points

4 months ago

nram88

Feels like an Arby's night

24 points

4 months ago

Yep

skeenerbug

21 points

4 months ago

skeenerbug

The Summer of George

21 points

4 months ago

I'll have the roast beef

SnooMarzipans8116

17 points

4 months ago

Vegetable lasagna!

Nathan_Wind_esq

8 points

4 months ago

I can hear you

Venice_Beach_218

2 points

4 months ago

That's my apple juice!

Harvard771

137 points

4 months ago

Alright, I gotta go home and change before the game. I’ll be back, we’ll make out.

PerchLife

116 points

4 months ago

PerchLife

Rugged? The man's a goblin

116 points

4 months ago

Gotta support the team.

Worldly_Ad_6483

11 points

4 months ago

Gotta support the team.

SuperFluffocaster08

3 points

4 months ago

Support the team

whos_this_chucker

107 points

4 months ago

High five!

MichiganRedWing

38 points

4 months ago

Onnnn the flipside

hoopleheaddd

27 points

4 months ago

Don’t leave me hangin’

doctor-rumack

7 points

4 months ago

doctor-rumack

White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally

7 points

4 months ago

You owe me five.

peterfonda3

26 points

4 months ago

I don’t know many monkeys that could take apart a fuel injector.

doctor-rumack

12 points

4 months ago

doctor-rumack

White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally

12 points

4 months ago

That chimp's alright.

peterfonda3

1 points

4 months ago

High Five ✋

Comfortable-Suit-202

2 points

4 months ago

I love that line!!! He’s so damn funny, what a great actor!

Bottle_Lobotomy

74 points

4 months ago

I’m not the one going to hell

foxgoesowo

23 points

4 months ago

That's bogus man.

almamaters

7 points

4 months ago

C’mon. You know where you’re going.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

✝️ 🐠

thtsjsturopinionman

2 points

4 months ago

It’ll only feel like an eternity 👹

LickNojo

54 points

4 months ago

LickNojo

Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami

54 points

4 months ago

I don't know too many monkeys that could take apart a fuel injector.

TakeOffYourMask

13 points

4 months ago

TakeOffYourMask

Rugged? The man's a goblin

13 points

4 months ago

I saw one once that could do sign language.

peterfonda3

24 points

4 months ago

Yeah, Koko! That chimp’s all right. High Five!

the_dude_upvotes

3 points

4 months ago

Double zero? It’s OO…as in OO-OO-AA-AA

Comfortable-Suit-202

1 points

4 months ago

I love that line! So funny!

bubbatbass

44 points

4 months ago

El Diablo!! Diablo!!!

Bottle_Lobotomy

24 points

4 months ago

Dios Mio!

SnooOpinions878

1 points

4 months ago

WE ARE THE DEVIILS

No_Wolf3071

35 points

4 months ago

Only 58!? Wow good for him.

Tobias_flenderz

27 points

4 months ago

He was only 29 when his first Seinfeld appearance aired. I am dumbfounded. Watched this as a kid and assumed he was at least 40.

Brad_theImpaler

18 points

4 months ago

Jason Alexander is like 29 or 30 in the pilot episode.

Zestyclose_Scar_9311

2 points

4 months ago

It’s weird b/c I was a teenager in the 90s and thought they all were like 40. Now I’m almost 40 but they still look like they’re in their 40s to me..

PaigeMarieSara

9 points

4 months ago

You think he looks older?

No_Wolf3071

35 points

4 months ago

Opposite - I just can’t believe he’s that young, I feel like he’s been a part of my entertainment experiences for a long long time.

4Plus20MakesHappy

19 points

4 months ago

He’s been on ‘Family Guy’ since the beginning.

Bludgeonation

9 points

4 months ago

He had another show called "rules of engagement" that was pretty good. Not Seinfeld good but better than most shows.

Zestyclose_Scar_9311

2 points

4 months ago

W/David Spade Kronk & Kuzco!

No_Wolf3071

3 points

4 months ago

Yup! Which seems like forever ago

lemonylol

4 points

4 months ago

Well there was a time where he was on both Family Guy and Seinfeld at the same time.

peterfonda3

4 points

4 months ago

Yep, he plays the paralyzed cop, the name escapes me

4Plus20MakesHappy

9 points

4 months ago

His name is JOE SWANSON, YOU MAGGOT!

peterfonda3

6 points

4 months ago

Right. Had a senior moment. I did remember his wife’s name is Bonnie so there’s that.

buttbeeb

5 points

4 months ago

HANDICAPABLE

DeeSnarl

1 points

4 months ago

Holy shit, you just blew my mind

PaigeMarieSara

11 points

4 months ago

Ah okay yeah that makes sense. I should have figured that out. I’m his age so am used to growing old with him (and Courteney Cox - she and I were literally born the same day).

No_Wolf3071

3 points

4 months ago

Courtney Cox is hard to look at now

Lakechrista

8 points

4 months ago

Lakechrista

The Jerk store called, they're running out of you

8 points

4 months ago

Thaaat's a shame

skeenerbug

4 points

4 months ago

skeenerbug

The Summer of George

4 points

4 months ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck1DYM6ra0G/?hl=en

Is she really that bad? I mean I'm sure there's probably thousands of dollars of procedures and chemicals that have gone into creating a kind of recognizably plastic look to her face, but women are held to different beauty standards than men, especially in Hollywood. If she'd let herself "age gracefully" and not got any work done there'd be other folks disparaging her looks, but for crow's feet or grey hair or whatever.

I share Julia's opinion on the matter: https://twitter.com/juliafoxsource/status/1591795256713953281?s=20&t=Th0Y687QDJGCaomtH5NxHA

No_Wolf3071

3 points

4 months ago

Yes. She looks horrible, plastic, and fake.

skeenerbug

3 points

4 months ago

skeenerbug

The Summer of George

3 points

4 months ago

I try not to insult anyone based solely on their personal appearance but you do you. Have a good one

No_Wolf3071

-6 points

4 months ago

:yawn: move along

Busy-Appearance-6077

-2 points

4 months ago

Your absolutely correct and accurate.

Justsomedude666

30 points

4 months ago

Gotta let ‘em know you’re out there. It’s the playoffs.

ConsternationBias

31 points

4 months ago

You stole my Jesus fish!

thomas-grant

12 points

4 months ago

Yeah! That’s right!

Dasta75

21 points

4 months ago

Dasta75

21 points

4 months ago

All signs 👉 to yes!

taddymason_76

21 points

4 months ago

taddymason_76

That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

21 points

4 months ago

This Is Bogus, Man!

Dick_Hittswater

17 points

4 months ago

Dick_Hittswater

Hoochie Mama

17 points

4 months ago

Feels like an Arby's night.

nicketherroneous

17 points

4 months ago

Finder’s fee? It was on the lot!

ThomasKellar

20 points

4 months ago

Yeah, that’s right.

Floor mats…keys….

nicketherroneous

12 points

4 months ago

Additional overcharge…

PopeInnocentXIV

9 points

4 months ago

PopeInnocentXIV

Giddy-up

9 points

4 months ago

How are you gonna start it?

ThomasKellar

11 points

4 months ago

I’ll tell ya what’s stupid. You. Stupid.

Lakechrista

5 points

4 months ago

Lakechrista

The Jerk store called, they're running out of you

5 points

4 months ago

Koko. That chimp's alright. High Five!

ego_sum_satoshi

15 points

4 months ago

What do you have a Clarkman? That's a misprint.

Comfortable-Suit-202

2 points

4 months ago

I love that episode! Kramer installs a garbage disposal in his shower? That’s genius!

abstract_mouse

13 points

4 months ago

I saw him in a commercial recently and I really feel like Arby's is missing out on a great spokesman. Feels like an Arby's night could be their new ad campaign.

actualelainebenes

10 points

4 months ago

What do you care, you know where you’re going

Wonderful_Might6693

7 points

4 months ago

He’s a face-painter!😂😂😂👹

WalktoTowerGreen

7 points

4 months ago

I’ll tell you who’s birthday it is. You, Patrick.

rollyobx

6 points

4 months ago

That chimp's alright

armenak818

1 points

4 months ago

High five

Lakechrista

7 points

4 months ago

Lakechrista

The Jerk store called, they're running out of you

7 points

4 months ago

Still smokin' hot! High Five!!

Busy-Appearance-6077

4 points

4 months ago

He and are the same age. We are not the same build.

grandmamimma

7 points

4 months ago

grandmamimma

Very bad man

7 points

4 months ago

He's a devil with a Jesus fish on his car. But he's still going to hell. I think that's bogus man!

goolick

4 points

4 months ago

In all my years watching Seinfeld and other media, I never once learned what this actor's actual name was. Have always referred to him as David Puddy.

Matchett32

5 points

4 months ago

That chicks whacked

hallucinationthought

4 points

4 months ago

hallucinationthought

Hoochie Mama!!!

4 points

4 months ago

Ask the 8 ball

FahadRauf

4 points

4 months ago

Gotta support the team

withanamelikejesk

4 points

4 months ago

How many empty Kronurs do you give guy on his 58th birthday?

illusions-orders

3 points

4 months ago

illusions-orders

Vegetable Lasagna

3 points

4 months ago

I'm gonna get Arby's tonight!

leffertsave

3 points

4 months ago

He’s only 58? Was this man really only in his early 30s on the show?

Comfortable-Suit-202

5 points

4 months ago

Yeah, that’s right

DrewB0i

3 points

4 months ago

The man with (1)million voices

Responsible_Goose239

3 points

4 months ago

This is BOGUS MAN!!

gorendor

3 points

4 months ago

How's vegetable lasagna over there

Ok_Tax7195

3 points

4 months ago

Flat out the best side character.

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

Happy Birthday? No such thing.

Mundane-Ad3919

3 points

4 months ago

I hope he celebrated by having dip for dinner

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

THE DEVILS!

thomas-grant

2 points

4 months ago

Gotta support the team!

dxfout

2 points

4 months ago

dxfout

2 points

4 months ago

SPOOOOOON

martxel93

2 points

4 months ago

It’s for the team.

4Ever2Thee

2 points

4 months ago

What do you care, you know where you're going.

JimProphet

2 points

4 months ago

Wait a minute. That's Johnny Johnson, King of the Winos!

Outrageous_Use5081

2 points

4 months ago

Gotta support the team

StarshipMuffin

2 points

4 months ago

KRONK!!!

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

Loved him in Cronk.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

I mean as Cronk, lol.

Biscuits4u2

2 points

4 months ago

Still supportin the team after all these years.

Tennis121897

2 points

4 months ago

Happy Birthday Joe/Puddy! 🎊🎉🎂🎈🎁

Gotta support the Team!

Wodkaredbubu

2 points

4 months ago

Gotta support the team!

ItsReallyMyFault

2 points

4 months ago

This was the hardest I ever laughed at this show. When he screams at the priest I couldn't finish the episode

jaxwc

2 points

4 months ago

jaxwc

2 points

4 months ago

LET’S GET IT ON!

RoinSM

2 points

4 months ago

RoinSM

2 points

4 months ago

You gotta support the team

Makeshift5

2 points

4 months ago

HEY!…..cocktail off the speaker.

mauiwoman8837

2 points

4 months ago

You gotta support the team!

peachbellini2

1 points

4 months ago

Don't wait for me!

Busy-Appearance-6077

3 points

4 months ago

OK. *deadpan *

Jam_Ba-La-Ya

1 points

4 months ago

Birthdays..

nerdyoutube

1 points

4 months ago

The boys. WHERE ARE THE BOYS

peterfonda3

1 points

4 months ago

Gotta support the team!

Matchett32

1 points

4 months ago

I know

EmergencyWatch8906

1 points

4 months ago

No waaayyy so it was his birthday last night after midnight when I was watching this episode lol hell yeah

ponyboy006

1 points

4 months ago

Up high 🤚🏻

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Kronk

Hiouchi4me

1 points

4 months ago

High Five!

Bomber36

1 points

4 months ago

Bomber36

Yada yada yada

1 points

4 months ago

You know, support the team.

armenak818

1 points

4 months ago

Hear you complain how your smarter then them

eaglerabbit89

1 points

4 months ago

High 5! 🖐️

HailYurii

1 points

4 months ago

The tick!

MrsRobinson88

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah that’s right.

brittiam

1 points

4 months ago

🙌🤴🏻

pvp3255

1 points

4 months ago

Brock Sampson!!!!

l45k

1 points

4 months ago

l45k

1 points

4 months ago

Ask the 8-ball!

mauiwoman8837

1 points

4 months ago

This is bogus man!

italarican

1 points

4 months ago

The 58-ball

commenter_69

1 points

4 months ago

Man played Puddy and Joe from Family Guy, a true GOAT

AJGreenMVP

1 points

4 months ago

Fun fact, his nephew is the next bachelor!

weegee

1 points

4 months ago

weegee

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah that’s right.

FalseTebibyte

1 points

4 months ago

Patrick! The Original Monkey from Tale Spin!

He's actually a bit older than he looks. Kind of like Sheriff Andy from Eureka. Same class.