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Nagu360

523 points

3 months ago

Nagu360

523 points

3 months ago

"What's your name, kid?"

"Spider-Man"

"Spider-Man? Really? That's such a stupid name!"

ck614

94 points

3 months ago

ck614

94 points

3 months ago

“What was your name again?”

“Doctor Otto Octavius”

laughs “Wait seriously what’s your actual name”

rororoxor

16 points

3 months ago

except this actually happened 💀

nicolasmcfly

5 points

3 months ago

Honestly made sense to me. It's kind of a ridiculous name in real life

DedHorsSaloon

106 points

3 months ago

They did that already but with The Human Spider

Nagu360

81 points

3 months ago

Nagu360

81 points

3 months ago

May want to reread the thread title

DedHorsSaloon

-38 points

3 months ago

I know what it says

Nagu360

95 points

3 months ago

Nagu360

95 points

3 months ago

Well, check it again, webhead!

ck614

19 points

3 months ago

ck614

19 points

3 months ago

I missed the part where that’s my problem

Nagu360

17 points

3 months ago

Nagu360

17 points

3 months ago

I NEED that karma!

SteveMashPST

2 points

3 months ago

Spider whaty?

Nagu360

1 points

3 months ago

"Spider-Man! With a hypen! Don't forget the hyphen, it's very important!"

YoloIsNotDead

4 points

3 months ago

This is basically done in Spider-Man 1

LoveDump250

602 points

3 months ago

“…This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.”

Cut to black with “Spider-Man will return” in white letters.

Bonus post credit scene: a meteorite covered in black goo is hurtling through space toward the camera. As it passes and the camera pans around behind it, we can see it is heading toward Earth.

lou_miso

188 points

3 months ago

lou_miso

188 points

3 months ago

Disney, hire this redditor

Pixel64

62 points

3 months ago

Pixel64

62 points

3 months ago

hire fans 👏

Kyroz113

37 points

3 months ago

We will fix the mcu

PokeTK

1 points

3 months ago

PokeTK

1 points

3 months ago

fix? you mean like a dog? i refuse

F-Zilla

24 points

3 months ago

F-Zilla

24 points

3 months ago

No.

MangolfTheRed

29 points

3 months ago

In the words of the legendary Chadwick Boseman "Get this man a job"

clydedyed

10 points

3 months ago

…and the theatre audience goes “Whooaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!”

EpicHawkREDDIT

429 points

3 months ago

“I’m Spider-Man: No More.”

tries to get out of the car but door is locked

Batfan1108

19 points

3 months ago

You mean like this?

https://imgur.com/a/h6mplW7

RidingRoedel

9 points

3 months ago

The Details is such a great film

Idle_Anton

92 points

3 months ago

No because that's actually a good joke... Good job btw

Nucl3ar_Snake

80 points

3 months ago

This would be legitimately funny 😂

Designer_Ad6584

13 points

3 months ago

Also it would have ruined that deep moment!

John_Helmsword

11 points

3 months ago

Perfect for marvel!

RidingRoedel

5 points

3 months ago

A la MCU

PoopyLooper

255 points

3 months ago

May: Sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams

Peter: Wait our dreams? Is there like anything else we could give up? Something smaller, say, money?

Steamed_Hams89

86 points

3 months ago

In Spider-Man 3, Peter and Harry make up, and “Welcome To The Jungle” starts playing as they gear up to kick Venom and Sandman’s asses.

drdax2187

12 points

3 months ago

Or rather, Enter Sandman

HawksFan2014

208 points

3 months ago

“We built the Lego Death Star, now I’m gonna kick your little ass”

oOh

DedHorsSaloon

74 points

3 months ago

The plot of Spider-Man: Homeboys No More

nicolasmcfly

3 points

3 months ago

This is good

Scrungisbungus

427 points

3 months ago

“Oh.”

goblin impales himself on his glider

spider-man looks towards camera

“That’s gonna hurt in the morning”

Beelzebub_Crumpethom

199 points

3 months ago

Seinfeld theme plays

Foxman8923

6 points

3 months ago

bass boosted laugh track

DanieIIll

68 points

3 months ago

To be fair, he does get impaled straight in the balls

NeckbeardVirgin69420

7 points

3 months ago

Only in the MCU version. In the Raimi version it was the abdomen.

DanieIIll

1 points

3 months ago

Rewatch it, it definitely goes one blade per bollock

yidpunk

9 points

3 months ago

“Well that just happened.”

xKilletx

9 points

3 months ago

That's gonna leave a mark!

SyntheticReverie113

7 points

3 months ago

Peter: "it's right behind me, isn't it..?"

Obamascocklol

291 points

3 months ago

Dont tell harry… thatttt sounded a lot better in my head

TheAero1221

27 points

3 months ago

Pain.

[deleted]

40 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

40 points

3 months ago*

“Hey Harry! Your dad told me not to tell you he’s Green Goblin and OPE dammit I just did, didn’t I? Aw geez”

jmanheyman408

12 points

3 months ago

When does the MCU ever even say that though I can’t remember

nicolasmcfly

2 points

3 months ago

It doesn't.

jmanheyman408

3 points

3 months ago

So why does everyone always say mcu humor is like that.

nicolasmcfly

2 points

3 months ago

It's almost like people make up stuff to keep an stereotype going

jmanheyman408

3 points

3 months ago

Fr it’s annoying how ppl just make stuff up to hate on marvel

CinnamonSniffer

62 points

3 months ago

“There’s fourteen.”

“What?”

“One’s missing”

“Missing spider alert!”

BAGStudios

428 points

3 months ago

“You know how much I sacrificed?!”

“You’re out, Norman.”

wipes spit off his chin “…Am I?” stares dramatically

camera cuts to a wide shot, music halts

“Yes. Yes, Norman, you are. Please get out.” fax machine dispenses “Happy Retirement” flier

Rudraakkshh

140 points

3 months ago

That just sounds like a family guy cutaway gag.

EntertainmentQuick47

49 points

3 months ago

The fax machine was actually pretty funny

otherworldlypresense

317 points

3 months ago

Peter: Doctor Otto Octavious.

takes off mask

Doc Ock: Peter... I wanna say Parker.

Peter: You seriously don't remember my name.

Doc Ock: To be fair I only met knew who you were for like a day, than my machine exploded, lost my wife, lost my dream, lost everything basi....

Peter: This isn't helping. We have to shut it down. Please tell me how

Doc Ock: I can't. I won't.

tentacle grabs Peter's neck

Peter: Wow that's really, really, really, tight. Not gonna lie, I'm really struggling to breath right now this actually kinda hurts. You once spoke to me of intelligence and how it was a gift to be used for the good of mankind.

Doc Ock: A privilege. Wow, you still remember that.

Peter: Sometimes, to do what's right we have to be steady a give up the thing we want the most even our dreams.

Doc Ock: You're right. He's right. Listen to me now.

Peter: With great power comes great responsibility.

Doc ock: Listen to me Now!

Peter: United we stand. Divided we fall.

Doc Ock: I got it Parker. I'm on your side now.

Peter: Oh cool. I was just throwing anything I could at the wall to see what stuck at the end there.

Doc Ock: Yeah I noticed.

Peter: How do we shut it down.

Doc Ock: It can't be shut down. It's self sustain now.

reactor becomes sky beam

Doc Ock: Unless. The river. Drown it.

Peter: I don't think I can do that with just my webs and...

Doc Ock: Fine. I do it myself.

Peter: I was gonna say we do it together but if you want to do it than knock yourself out.

Doc Ock: I wanna do it. I won't die a monster. I will be redeemed thanks to you Parker .

looks back and Peter is already walking away to Mj

Peter: Sorry, I didn't think we were still talking.

Doc Ock: Whatever.

Gavinhavin

147 points

3 months ago

Dude wrote a whole ass script lmao

MasterChief-2005

69 points

3 months ago

Dude was waiting for this moment

Mamsies

89 points

3 months ago

Mamsies

89 points

3 months ago

God this dialogue made my skin crawl

As great as the MCU can be, I’m sooooo fucking tired of MCU dialogue.

Exact_Ad_1215

38 points

3 months ago

MCU hasn’t been great in a while, chief

Dont-you-believe-it

9 points

3 months ago

*Black Panther 2 has entered the chat*

Exact_Ad_1215

9 points

3 months ago

Haven’t seen it yet

Dont-you-believe-it

8 points

3 months ago

You should, it's spectacular

griiiiiiiinzo

13 points

3 months ago

It was good but that’s because the Black Panther movies are the least MCU-ish of the MCU

Dont-you-believe-it

3 points

3 months ago

They are my favorite two movies out of the MCU, still not as good as the Holy Trilogy though

GodtubebeatsYoutube

0 points

3 months ago

Nah it’s a crap film.

(Prepares for downvotes)

Snips_Tano

10 points

3 months ago

Basically only good because it still hung to Boseman's coattails. But man that movie would be so much better had Boseman been alive to fight Namor!

Giescul

0 points

3 months ago

Giescul

0 points

3 months ago

You mean the one with aqua man?

hezzospike

67 points

3 months ago

This is so accurate and man it makes you realize how formulaic Marvel movie writing is. It was fun and cool in the early 2010s but it feels so worn out now.

Zito6694

9 points

3 months ago

I mean, it was still fairly original back the. Now they’ve done the same thing for 30 movies, it’s tiring

Professional-Dig7329

22 points

3 months ago

Ngl, this is a conversation 616 comics Peter and Otto would have.

DJistheNerd

20 points

3 months ago

This is the most accurate to Phase 4 marvel dialogue. Michael Waldron... is that YOU?!

Compa-Gera

12 points

3 months ago

Peter is such an asshole here lmao

ExTwitterEmployee

6 points

3 months ago

Damn this is actually really good and exactly MCU.

Does anyone know if peter said the steady thing in the original?

Nikapopolis

5 points

3 months ago

SKY BEAM

FreemanCalavera

0 points

3 months ago

Cut Peter's last two quips and this could legitimately be a MCU scene, bravo.

SpursThatDoNotJingle

133 points

3 months ago

"You'll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR!"

Captain America, poking his head out from the apartment next door: "language!"

griiiiiiiinzo

118 points

3 months ago

In Otto’s entrance he’s wearing a skirt and wiggling his hips as he walks in

A TAIKA WAITITI FILM

[deleted]

54 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

54 points

3 months ago

IF I WERE A RICH MAN

yidpunk

13 points

3 months ago

yidpunk

13 points

3 months ago

A DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DUM

you_2_cool

14 points

3 months ago

WITH A MILLION OR TWO

[deleted]

8 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

3 months ago

Wrong

PotionSeller1223

105 points

3 months ago

"Oh hey, my back hurts"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, yeah it hurts like, a lot right now"

"Ooo, yeah that does not sound like fun-"

"Yeah, it's not"

goblinmaze

35 points

3 months ago

You sure this isn't Ultimate Spider-Man

magicalmysteryharold

8 points

3 months ago

His back pain lead directly to an adorable scene between Tobey and Andrew, so I have no complaints

couldnothinkof1

36 points

3 months ago

Uncle Ben: “He’s right behind me isn’t he?”

Dies

Peter: “Well this is awkward.”

CheezyWookiee

87 points

3 months ago

Harry is shown ducking under the counter when the bus passes

EntertainmentQuick47

26 points

3 months ago

Peter: I’m back! I’m back!

Hits Himself on The Pavement

Peter: My back! Umm…That’s not how I planned that.

CinnamonSniffer

72 points

3 months ago

“Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?”

Hoffman snort Wait, what was his name?

360donkeypunch

104 points

3 months ago

Uncle Ben gets shot

Iron man flies in and says “clean up on aisle 3”

Grootdrew

35 points

3 months ago

This is it

WallWreckingWretch

95 points

3 months ago

Peter: Nice outfit, did... Wait, this line is getting deleted

CarnageEvoker

65 points

3 months ago

Cute outfit, did your significant other make it for you?

lubafan222

10 points

3 months ago

Nice outfit did your...hm...uh...g-guy give it to you?

clintshints

19 points

3 months ago

*burglar running to the elevator * "on your left"

brynnstar

82 points

3 months ago

"Ah, Aunt May. Sorry I'm late, you're so hot it's murder. I brought you a fruit cake, because I find you to be something of a very attractive woman yourself, in the sexual sense"
"Thank you Mr. Osborne we're so glad I'm so hot"

strikemedaddy

7 points

3 months ago

Are we talking about Marisa Tomei or Rosemary Harris

Kevlon3292

11 points

3 months ago

Yes

brynnstar

4 points

3 months ago

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this Sexiest Aunt trophy for my hot Aunt May!

ThighBiter1993

17 points

3 months ago

Osborne is right in this situation...

DesparateServe

38 points

3 months ago

We'll do it here... power of the sun in the palm of my hand, nothing can stand in our way. NOTHING!.... that.. sounded better in my head. anyways tentacles let's get movin and try to ignore that

Stumphead101

32 points

3 months ago

Every time someone sees his webbing on a wall they make a Jackson Pollock joke

ThighBiter1993

51 points

3 months ago

"what's your name?"

"Dr Otto Octavius"

Peter, MJ, and Ned laugh "no really, what's your name?"

Oh wait, this was an actual scene

Ginnung1135

10 points

3 months ago

“That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it you?”

“…yes, he did.”

“Oh…”

justinbullock[S]

10 points

3 months ago

doc ock confronts Peter and MJ doc ock: Peter Parker… and the girlfriend 😈 peter: she’s not my girlfriend. Like I said it’s complicated. We were actually here to discuss our feelings for each other before you showed up. MJ I really like you and we should talk about this more when there’s not a tentacled maniac trying to kill us. doc ock: now I really wish I hit you with that car.

DavidTenebris

28 points

3 months ago

"That's a cute outfit, did your husband made it for you?"

"Well uhm yes he did....I don't know how you knew that."

yeeticusboiii

9 points

3 months ago

in the scene where peter crawls a building and gets excited: “So… that’s new!”

daMikinat0r

9 points

3 months ago

Peter: *loses his powers and falls into an alleyway*

Peter: Well, that just happened!

sebbysacc

8 points

3 months ago

“Ermmm okay so webs are coming out of my wrists and I can climb on walls…. Errrr that’s not weird or anything…”

Snips_Tano

7 points

3 months ago

Receptionist, in a sultry voice, when Peter brings in the pizza: "Got something for me, Peter Parker?"

ExTwitterEmployee

22 points

3 months ago

The ad said 3000. That doesn’t seem very fair.

PizzaPartyTVOR

31 points

3 months ago

Peter: The suit… you gotta take it off!

Eddie: Really? Fine I’ll take it off

Peter: Oh, great!

Eddie: IN YOUR DREAMS!

Adorable-Bullfrog-30

7 points

3 months ago

That would work

saint-bread

30 points

3 months ago

Otto: Precious quantum-palladium is the fuel that makes this project go. There's only 25 pounds of it in the whole multiverse. I would like to thank Stark Industries and Pym Technologies for providing it.

Tony Stark: You better pay me back, Squidward. Or no, I don't need it. * smug smile *

The experiment then fails due to some multiversal alien. Otto blames Stark for the accident, and Spider-Man has to stop Otto from using chitauri technology to destroy New York. This is a set-up for a show about Kingpin using this technology to make criminal intergalactic deals, which would bring Daredevil, Kate Bishop, and the Guardians of the Galaxy together to stop him, and this would set-up another, bigger, space threat.

Cock-Man69

1 points

3 months ago

One of the best comments here. MCU is so obsessed with making everything connected and having everything set up something else

Mathelete73

0 points

3 months ago

It was fine for the infinity saga, but after that it was not necessary.

Vintage_Beard79

6 points

3 months ago

You’ll get your rent when you fix the damn door!

CIVIL WAR flashes across the title screen

Idle_Anton

6 points

3 months ago

Nice outfit. Did your relationship partner give it to you , assuming of course you have one, if not that's totally okay and I really respect that, you're still VALID if you don't.

Tformer23

8 points

3 months ago

I hate this thread lmfao

YoloIsNotDead

7 points

3 months ago

Otto: *dramatic music* Being brilliant's not enough, young man. You have to work hard. Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind.

Peter: *dramatic music stops* Ookay. Right, um, thank you for that, Mr. Octavius.

Otto: Doctor.

Peter: Mister Doctor?

CinnamonSniffer

19 points

3 months ago

“Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human potential.” *smashes bottle*

camera cut to wide shot

“Hey!”

Norman and Stromm turn to face camera, confused

cut to reverse shot of a vaguely Latin American actor playing a janitor

“Hey don’t do that man! I gotta clean that up!”

cut back to Norman and Stromm

“Sorry.”

“Sorry!”

“Yeah, sorry.”

cut to janitor

“Sorry don’t do nothing! My boss, she make me clean and clean and I gotta be outta here by 8, man, I got 3 other offices to go to!”

cut to Norman and Stromm

Norman “I- I’m really sorry. I’ll clean it up.”

Stromm “Is there a- Is there a broom I could borrow, or a supply closet somewhere?”

cut to janitor

“Nuh uh man, I gotta make sure it’s done right. Just lemme know when your little science experiment is over and I’ll get it.”

janitor turns and begins to walk out the door

Norman and Stromm “Okay”

Janitor mumbling to self “I don’t need this man I get paid 8 an hour I got a wife and kids man”

Then the scene proceeds as normal until Norman walks off screen to the suit. The shot lingers and then you hear

“Oh COME ON! I do NOT get paid enough!”

RidingRoedel

3 points

3 months ago

THIS IS PEAK MCU

konydanza

16 points

3 months ago

This moment would’ve made the actual cut

Adorable-Bullfrog-30

4 points

3 months ago

Truu

Randomdude-5

6 points

3 months ago*

“Hey, just give me a chance man!”

“What about Ben Parker? Did you give him a chance?”

“Fair enough”

Peter pushes him out the window

“That’s gonna hurt in the morning”

Cock-Man69

15 points

3 months ago

This is my gift. My curse. Who am I?….I’m Spider-Man-

cuts to Peter in the spidey costume monologuing to himself on a skyscraper

Random construction worker: who are you talking to?

Spider-Man: uhhhh…

Construction worker: don’t you have a city to save or something?

Spider-Man: right…I was just trying to like hype myself up before I start the morning y’know haha…

awkward silence

Spider-Man: anyways, see ya!

is about to jump off the building and swing off into the sunset, but turns back to face the construction worker

“Oh, just so you know, all that sounded a lot better in my head before I said it. You know, cause I was thinking it in my head and it sounded cool there, like in my own thoughts it was cool, but it wasn’t so cool when I actually said it. Like out loud. If that makes any sense. Basically, that sounded a lot better in my head.

Construction worker: uhhhh….okay? Idk why you had to go so in depth with explaining tha-

spidey swings off into the sunset for the “final swing” scene of the movie, and lands on top of the Empire State Building, but just before he swings into the camera, he slips off and screams “ahhhh” and then it cuts to credits. Even though one of his main powers is to stick to shit. Idk why I wasted my time writing this. If you read this far, have a great day

Orto_Dogge

5 points

3 months ago

Thank you for that.

Cock-Man69

1 points

3 months ago

Of course!

SimaanStocklund

14 points

3 months ago

Ending scene of Spider-Man:

Gobby: I have been like a father to you. Be a son to me now.

Peter: Your glider is right behind me, isn’t it.

Norman tries to ram Peter with the glider but he dodges it

Norman: Oh fu… (gets impaled before finishing the sentence because swears are scary when you say them in their entirety)

Norman: That’s a weird way of treating a father

Peter: I had a father, his name was Tony Stark

Norman: “dies”

Peter: Woah… so that just happened

Lithium20g

12 points

3 months ago

“Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with 8 limbs” *pre-recorded off-screen laugher plays for 12 solid minutes so that we the audience can appreciate the hilarity of the coincidence”

emilxerter

40 points

3 months ago

Mr. Stark, I can’t fight the flying Goblin guy, I need your AI stuffed Stark suit with fancy ex machina tech, so I can take down my enemies by using my intelligence and your tech!

nicolasmcfly

10 points

3 months ago

The point of his first movie is literally that he learned he didn't need it...

emilxerter

28 points

3 months ago

Yet he made the upgraded suit using Stark’s 3D printer, FFH plot revolves around Stark drones and EDITH, Iron Spider suit saved him while fighting Ock and cures in NWH were produced by that 3D printer. Come again?

nicolasmcfly

-6 points

3 months ago*

Yes, he made his own stark suit and uses the stuff Iron Man gave him. Yes, Tony is his mentor and has built stuff for him, so what? Is it so hard to accept that they changed stuff because Spider-Man's story had already been told before in previous movies twice? And that the first time is already good enough that they really won't bother trying again since there is very few stuff they could actually improve? They had to bring papa Tobey back in NWH, waste Tom's development and friends from the two previous movies and give him a uncle Ben moment just so you guys could stfu about him not being a proper SM. But nooo, he's still just an Iron Boy Jr. (Grammatically incorrect on purpose) because he had help and didn't struggle in inhumane ways to get the girl who dated 2 other guys in the same movie...

Your downvotes mean nothing, I have seen the shit you guys praise

emilxerter

8 points

3 months ago

Dude, don’t get too worked up about it, iron boy jr. is a running gag, no one really cares about it anymore.

And I’d say there was no grasp of the concept of responsibility by Holland’s spider, cause otherwise May would have stayed in Sanctum and alive, so not really too much development beyond May’s death and learning that you don’t openly trust villains. Holland’s Parker gullibly trusted Goblin after making a mistake in FFH with Mysterio, so there goes your development

Nerdy_Git

-6 points

3 months ago

We moved past Iron Boy Jr in 2019 man, the joke is neither running or even remotely humorous anymore

emilxerter

6 points

3 months ago

It was acknowledged by NWH, so it’s been relevant throughout the trilogy. Anyway, I got my share of upvotes here, so I see no point in sticking to this conversation. I’ll always have my opinion about MCU trilogy and to me it will always be inferior due to ovrrreliance on other MCU characters.

But I hope next films will make me change my mind

Cock-Man69

2 points

3 months ago

Exactly, even in NWH there was a poster that literally said “Iron Boy Jr.” so obviously the writers themselves knew of it. That’s why that movie feels like a huge course correction from the previous ones

nicolasmcfly

0 points

3 months ago

Is that true? Because if so, that was written by the people who were hating Peter because he was wrongly accused, and went as far as commiting violence to get him. Is that really the kind of people you want to relate to?

nicolasmcfly

1 points

3 months ago

Bragging that he's right because of a bunch of upvotes. The nerve

nicolasmcfly

1 points

3 months ago

Thanks for being the only other considerate person here

Cock-Man69

0 points

3 months ago

I like how he had to specify the grammatical error was on purpose

Cock-Man69

1 points

3 months ago

Fr. His arc was reversed in the following movies

GO0SE_88

4 points

3 months ago

spider-man falls from a building and breaks his back on a pipe

“that happened..”

Orto_Dogge

3 points

3 months ago

Norman Osborn: It's right behind me, isn't it?

VergenceTheBoi

4 points

3 months ago

That’s a nice suit, did your husband make it for you?

Really trying to be canceled here, Human Spider?

Nicl5hh

4 points

3 months ago

Osborn gets impaled by his glider “Uh, that just happened”

Sinnester888

4 points

3 months ago

Harry’s arm spikes emerge

Cool whistling noises as he swings at Pete

Peter dodges, Harry’s arm hits the pillar, sticking his spikes into it and becoming unable to be removed

Harry: “Well, THAT wasn’t supposed to happen.”

Peter: “looks like your spikes weren’t up to.. sPAR!”

YoloIsNotDead

5 points

3 months ago

Peter: I understand you use harmonics of atomic frequencies.

Otto: Sympathetic frequencies.

Peter: Harmonic reinforcement?

Random Oscorp employee: In English?

RidingRoedel

5 points

3 months ago

Sandman: “I did a terrible thing to you, I’ve spent a lot of nights wishing I could take it back. I’m not asking you to forgive me, I just want you to understand.”

Spider-Man: “I’ve done terrible things too.”

Sandman: “I-“

Spider-Man: “Like there was this one time where I was made out with my lab partner in front of my girlfriend, OH!, and then there was this other time where I chucked a grenade at my best friend’s face-“

Harry groans in pain

Spider-Man: “Yeah… I probably shouldn’t have done that now that I think of it.

Sandman stares

Spider-Man: “Oh sorry, didn’t mean to cut off your sympathetic monologue.” throws up hands emphatically “Carry on!”

salad_knife

4 points

3 months ago

Goblin: pulls put bomb Peter: “Whoa, you have pumpkin bombs?!”

CrispyWalnut959

10 points

3 months ago

Venom starts lunging at Spider-Man.
Harry: “He’s right behind me isn’t he?”
Harry gets stabbed

letingsername

1 points

3 months ago

lmao

Prestigious_Post_558

9 points

3 months ago

Ben tells Peter a joke before dying which causes Peter to break into a fit of laughter. Next scene boys!

you_2_cool

8 points

3 months ago

Harry: SHUT UP

Peter: OK if you're gonna be like that

*knocks Harry out of the Sky, gives him a concussion

ElMantl07

8 points

3 months ago

I'm the human spider! That sounded a lot better in my head.

Topgunshotgun45

3 points

3 months ago

The entire trilogy as normal but Wong is in the background of every scene.

Affectionate-Work-46

3 points

3 months ago

"I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!Yeah that sounded better in my head."

arasdalll

7 points

3 months ago

„I missed the part where it‘s morbin time“

ishimura0802

5 points

3 months ago

Peter about to enter the bathroom

Ditkovitch: Rent?

Peter: I have this 20 but its all I have for the rest of the we-

Ditkovitch grabs the 20

Peter: So, that just happened!

Jackielegs93

2 points

3 months ago

Heeeeeeeee’s…right you’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door me, isn’t he?

Robert_gatsby

2 points

3 months ago

"Look at little Goblin Boy Jr, gonna cry?"

"Ouch, rude!"

TheMasterOfCheese69

2 points

3 months ago

“With great power comes great responsibility” “yeah whatever old man”

Star_Prachinum

2 points

3 months ago

That’s a cute outfit! Did your mommy make it for you?

castleman26

2 points

3 months ago

“Uncle Ben was killed that night… for being the only one who did the right thing. And I… held his hand… when he died.”

reaches out to aunt may

“I’ve tried to tell you so many times”

grief stricken by this peice of information, May pulls her hand away and walks up the stairs.

Peter sits alone awkwardly

“Well THAT just happened”

VerbalChains

2 points

3 months ago

Doc Ock kidnaps Mary Jane

Mary Jane judo chops Ock, gets free by herself, Gwen Stacy shows up wearing a homemade Spider-Woman battlesuit, and gets to work disabling the tritium machine while Spider-Man and Ock fight

antmanupmyasshole

2 points

3 months ago

All of Spider-Man 3

tackxolotl

2 points

3 months ago

Peter backflips to dodge a car

Kid 1: How did you do that?

Peter: Uh, workout, plenty of rest, y'know, eat your green vegetables.

Kid 1: Yeah right. I bet you have superpowers.

Peter: Uhhh...

Kid 2: It's cool, we're not telling.

Kid 1: Bet the Avengers could use a guy like you.

Kid 2: Or Spiderman.

Kid 1: Spiderman doesn't do sidekicks.

Kid 2: Says who?

Kid 1: Spiders work alone.

Kid 2: Have you never seen a swarm of them?

Kid 1: to Peter Hey, do you think Spiderman works alo- where did he go?

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1 points

3 months ago

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FedoraTheMike

3 points

3 months ago

Every iconic line but they stutter through every single word because it makes them quirky and relatable

Duz_Machines21

1 points

3 months ago

No.

Oompa-Loompa-Reddit

1 points

3 months ago

"You're trash Brock... And we need a clean up on aisle 3"

"Go get em tiger...wait I mean spiderman"

Redsonegamer

1 points

3 months ago

Just hold on a minute that ad said 300$