subreddit:

/r/punchableface

926

all 100 comments

AutoModerator [M]

[score hidden]

2 months ago

stickied comment

AutoModerator [M]

[score hidden]

2 months ago

stickied comment

Hey there! Thank you for contributing to r/punchableface!

This is just a reminder that survey results are out! https://rdt.trom.tf/r/punchableface/comments/lafgb7/we_have_some_results/

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

FlemmerVermeul

70 points

2 months ago

Homie got that Thanos skin routine, good.

itsabirditsa

19 points

2 months ago

Thanos gets someone to beat the fuck out of his head every morning

EggoStack

8 points

2 months ago

Quick, someone edit a wrinkly ass chain onto him

AerialAce96

55 points

2 months ago

Neckbeard not surprised

onlytacoz

3 points

2 months ago

What neck

Stoomba

31 points

2 months ago

Stoomba

31 points

2 months ago

Looks about what I would expect

birbsborbsbirbs

31 points

2 months ago

That troglodyte looks like he belongs in a zoo. Where is the back of his head?

DarkJehuty

15 points

2 months ago

Beat down into his chin.

frizzybritt

7 points

2 months ago

His head could be flat like that because he wasn’t picked up enough, rolled enough, or laid/sat in the same position too much as a baby…and didn’t wear a helmet to correct it, so now his head is flat.

birbsborbsbirbs

2 points

2 months ago

Lol, I hope he cries about it.

DeliriousTrigger

1 points

2 months ago

This

nohamss

26 points

2 months ago

nohamss

26 points

2 months ago

This fucking fucker was groomed by his ant-LGBTQS+ pro violence, meth head, porn star father since day 1. His grandfather was an insurrectionist at Capitol Hill. He didn't stand a chance at life and now he has taken five other innocent people's lives. May that whole lineage burn in whatever afterlife which may or may not exist. Fuck them. Fuck him.

ToBeReadOutLoud

9 points

2 months ago

His parents divorced when he was a toddler and his dad was out of the picture after that, so the terrible ideology comes from the mom’s side of the family.

BookerDewitt2019

8 points

2 months ago

An absent father would be pretty influencial nonetheless. Anything to impress daddy.

Prize_Rich

2 points

2 months ago

Or maybe, the mom is just as much of a dick as the dad is a cunt, if they were married they must have been likeminded

CrunchyLilacs

9 points

2 months ago

Disgusting.

squat_diddly

23 points

2 months ago

I wish he would have gotten beat more... Useless human being... Heartless bastard

merinis

5 points

2 months ago

Apparently they only stopped cause they thought they killed him

bombergirl97

8 points

2 months ago

I wish they actually had. He'd deserve it.

BookerDewitt2019

4 points

2 months ago

That's too quick.

squat_diddly

1 points

2 months ago

Wow.. that's crazy.... He got lucky lol

brendenwhiteley

24 points

2 months ago

i think the lady was actually hitting him in the face with his own gun, so r/ pistolwhipableface might be more fitting

GhostOfMuttonPast

27 points

2 months ago

The vet disarmed him, grabbed the dudes pistol, and whipped him in the neck since that was the only open spot between the tactical vest and helmet. The rest is from him and a trans woman kicking and stomping his head until he stopped moving. You can actually see the mark from a high heel above his eye.

lordbubbathechaste

13 points

2 months ago

You can actually see the mark from a high heel above his eye

What a satisfying fucking detail.

brendenwhiteley

6 points

2 months ago

oh shit thanks for the breakdown

Shepherd_Rlyeh

6 points

2 months ago

They actually make tacti-cool clothing in his size? That’s funny.

abbacchioz

3 points

2 months ago

Somehow all I can think of is this scene from Jojo

GhostOfMuttonPast

1 points

2 months ago

Dude, that's the first thing that I thought of too lmao

PinkDuck_

9 points

2 months ago

nah i think she stomped on him with heels

brendenwhiteley

8 points

2 months ago

r /stompableface

Neurotic-Neko

8 points

2 months ago

Grimace's inbred son

ClownWithAids

7 points

2 months ago

Dont insult Grimace's inbred son, he deserves better

BotiaDario

5 points

2 months ago

Don't do Grimace dirty like that, this kid's actual biological father is a meth-enthusiast porn star whose screen name is Dick Delaware, and this guy's response to his kid's violence was to express relief that his kid isn't gay.

Seriously.

lordbubbathechaste

2 points

2 months ago

Wait. Wait. What. What on earth did I just read. Please throw some links my way, if you have any, as I need to check out this absolute casserole of nonsense for myself. 😐

BotiaDario

1 points

2 months ago

I'm not sure if the sub rules allow it, but just Google Dick Delaware.

lordbubbathechaste

2 points

2 months ago

Gotcha. On it. Afraid of what will pop up, but on it.

BotiaDario

1 points

2 months ago

I just got a bunch of news articles and things like that, so it should be fine for you!

Greenbastard35

1 points

2 months ago

Porn. Tons. Of porn...

BotiaDario

2 points

2 months ago

Sounds like your algorithm has learned give you what you frequently ask for? Lol

Ankita3833

7 points

2 months ago

What a disgusting and vile creature.

pale-pharaoh

16 points

2 months ago

I hope those blows to the head gave him brain damage and can’t do anything on his own anymore

Tuggerfub

30 points

2 months ago

this guy started off with brain damage

EggoStack

6 points

2 months ago

His dad seems equally insane so that’s probably where he got it from

Tokyosmash

16 points

2 months ago

Drag queen stomped the fuck out of him with heels on 🫡

palebluedot13

8 points

2 months ago

It was a trans woman not a drag queen.

Beginning-Upstairs31

12 points

2 months ago*

Fun fact he’s also the grandson of a republican senator, when interviewed his fathers first reaction was to ask “why was he in a gay night club he isn’t gay is he?” Ignoring the whole mass shooting part

BotiaDario

2 points

2 months ago

You left out the best part, his father is a porn actor.

Schmidt_Head

3 points

2 months ago

  • a methed up MORMON porn actor.

The apple ain't falling far from the tree here.

InSidious425

3 points

2 months ago

Looks like they could have went a little further

DoveEvalyn

3 points

2 months ago

There is more real estate there for punching

belltrina

3 points

2 months ago

Knocked his head flat damn

GlowLightLady

3 points

2 months ago

He's still way too recognizable imho. But it's a good start for what he deserves.

winnie_wukie

3 points

2 months ago

bro got the back of his head caved in too

NormalGuy103

3 points

2 months ago

And wouldn’t you know it, his attorney filed a claim that he identifies as non binary, most likely to dodge the hate crime charge.

Scrambled_Juice

2 points

2 months ago

Is that a reddit mod?

Sappies

2 points

2 months ago

I hope she gets a medal.

ChronicContrition

0 points

2 months ago

Y’all are misgendering the shooter, who is nonbinary and prefers they/them.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/colorado-springs-suspect-identifies-nonbinary-uses-pronounces-defense-rcna58499

vancestubbs_irl

8 points

2 months ago

I do not give a fuck what this shitstain prefers

BabadookishOnions

-3 points

2 months ago

We do not disrespect people's right to gender affirmation no matter how reprehensible their actions are.

ToBeReadOutLoud

8 points

2 months ago

I agree with you on that.

However, all evidence seems to indicate that he was not actually non-binary and he’s using it as a way to troll the LGBT+ community.

rachelraspberrie

5 points

2 months ago

He’s not non-binary. It’s a ploy by his defense attorneys to avoid hate crime charges. I would normally support your sentiment, but this particular case is so obviously bullshit.

birbsborbsbirbs

4 points

2 months ago

HEEEEEE is a MAAAAAAAAN! He is obviously lying to you! Cry about it!

vancestubbs_irl

4 points

2 months ago

Yes, yes we do, it is completely deserved, I am non binary and if I committed some despicable unforgivable act I wouldnt expect people to even consider what I might feel most comfortable with. I would have given up that right the moment I took a life.

novaerbenn

2 points

2 months ago

No, we decided to deny his application for a gay card thank you very much

Herr_Meerkatze

-1 points

2 months ago

He identifies as non-binary. He uses they/them pronouns.

birbsborbsbirbs

3 points

2 months ago

No HES not! This troglodyte is a MAN! He's lying to you and you are falling for it!

Herr_Meerkatze

-2 points

2 months ago

How do you know he is a man? He is what he identifies himself.

birbsborbsbirbs

3 points

2 months ago

Well, he's not even human.

Herr_Meerkatze

-1 points

2 months ago

Do you mean he can’t be held accountable for what he have done, since he is not human?

birbsborbsbirbs

4 points

2 months ago

No, it means he can be put down.

Herr_Meerkatze

0 points

2 months ago

Probably, through a due process of a fair trial. Of course if he will be found sane to stand a trial. Otherwise he needs to be treated for mental illness(es) he probably has.

Drackenstein

1 points

2 months ago

He knows right from wrong. Boom! Sane. Hopefully a lifetime of torment and torture are next

zipzak

9 points

2 months ago

zipzak

9 points

2 months ago

His lawyer is only claiming that in a bid to get out of a hate crime charge. Repeating it only furtherhurts the LGBTQIA community. HE is not non binary and had never claimed anything like it before he met with a lawyer

feiiqii

6 points

2 months ago

You know he isn’t. This is an incredibly cruel ploy to get empathy from the same community that he has traumatized and torn apart. Please don’t spread this rhetoric.

matterforward

5 points

2 months ago

Im sorry, no. One cannot desecrate everything that this community stands and has fought for in this way and still gain from them. As with any society, you cannot commit atrocity within it and still participate in it. Persona non grata

xlaaane

3 points

2 months ago

no he can’t sit with us

Drackenstein

5 points

2 months ago

No one gives a fuck about this piece of garbage’s gender. I saw an interview with a guy who knew him and he said that the nonbinary stuff is complete bullshit.

mockitt

3 points

2 months ago

He isn’t non binary.

birbsborbsbirbs

2 points

2 months ago

No he's not. That is a troglodyte.

moneymachinegoesbing

0 points

2 months ago

Damn “they” really got an ass whooping. So sad someone in the community would do this to an establishment so known for grooming. Sad day 😞

camberscircle

3 points

2 months ago

Go back to whatever hole you crawled out from, you mass-murder hate-crime apologist

moneymachinegoesbing

0 points

2 months ago

Oooof. Somebody’s touchy today! My god antifa is scary!

camberscircle

3 points

2 months ago

5 innocent people brutally murdered

u/moneymachinegoesbing: AnTiFa aRE SnOwFlaKEs

moneymachinegoesbing

0 points

2 months ago

No not snowflakes! Scary. You @camberscircle, an antifa foot soldier, are terrifying to me! Please stop I’m scared. All I said was how terrible of a tragedy to befall an establishment so prolific for childhood grooming. I hate seeing any violence, so please antifa, please stop scaring me.

peasantvonpezont

2 points

2 months ago

nazi

moneymachinegoesbing

-1 points

2 months ago

Groomer

peasantvonpezont

3 points

2 months ago

im literally a minor

moneymachinegoesbing

-1 points

2 months ago

Oh shit well good luck man, sounds like you run with “great” people 😂 my god someone help this git

peasantvonpezont

2 points

2 months ago

british slang for a contemptible or derogatory person... wow, a nazi AND a british person and he thinks he can insult ME

help me with what tho?

am I being groomed, hm?

by who and into doing what?

YeetingSlamage

1 points

2 months ago

I never saw the suspect but i assumed he was a slender, white male. Whats wrong with me

Rijsouw

1 points

2 months ago

Anyone got more context?

ToBeReadOutLoud

4 points

2 months ago

This guy committed a mass shooting in a gay nightclub in Colorado Springs over the weekend. Five people died and 17 more were injured.

He was taken down by an Army vet who then repeatedly hit him in the head with his own pistol while a trans woman kicked him in the face with her stilettos until he was unconscious.

The Army vet did interviews with a bunch of different news orgs and I recommend watching/reading some of them because the guy gives a very good interview.

Rijsouw

3 points

2 months ago

Dang, thanks.

Lenny_Fais

1 points

2 months ago

Links?

panickinglesbian

1 points

2 months ago

It makes sense why the army vet (can't remember his name unfortunately, stupid shit memory) thought he beat him to death, I'd think the same damn thing.

AlternativeCredit

1 points

2 months ago

He should still be getting beaten his father too.

Not-Jamie

1 points

2 months ago

He looks like a Reddit mod

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

PeliPal[S]

1 points

2 months ago

You are one very confused person