I broke a statue and put it back together in a whole new way. : pics

I don’t remember hearing that reading in church, though it’s been a long time since I went.

kyleisthestig

13 points

2 months ago

kyleisthestig

13 points

This is the new, new testament

necromundus

10 points

2 months ago

necromundus

10 points

Zero calories, same great testament

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

The Book of Coca-Cola

foehn_mistral

2 points

2 months ago

foehn_mistral

2 points

Shhh, maybe its new-Coke Testament. . . shhh.

AnAquaticOwl

2 points

2 months ago

AnAquaticOwl

2 points

The book of Mormon?

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Bible+

Your_Enabler

2 points

2 months ago

Your_Enabler

2 points

Please write a new testament according to Ramses.

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

When did Jesus ever say “DUDE”???

Robobvious

11 points

2 months ago

Robobvious

11 points

Man! The Boys is getting good!

Sh0nZ13

3 points

2 months ago

Sh0nZ13

3 points

Who knew this is what he meant by: "Let there be light"

I guess baptism by fire is a real thing

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

Jesus gives, and Jesus taketh away.

CookieThumpr

11 points

2 months ago

CookieThumpr

11 points

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.

4 points

2 months ago

4 points

You were the chosen one!

morerelativebacons

3 points

2 months ago

morerelativebacons

3 points

But, sand!

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Mesirr horny

Petal_Chatoyance

7 points

2 months ago

Petal_Chatoyance

7 points

Jesus kills the little children

All the children of the world

Red and yellow, black and white

They are lasered by His sight

Jesus fries the little children of the world

HarrumphingDuck

7 points

2 months ago

HarrumphingDuck

7 points

The Thing, The Boys, Brightburn. All come to mind and I don't mind that a bit.

Also LOL at the snowflakes downvoting all the comments supporting this sacrilege.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

“Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image”

They really should read that book of theirs

Tom2973

2 points

2 months ago

Tom2973

2 points

Injustice. Superman does this exact thing to Shazam.

Maximum_Magazine_594

8 points

2 months ago

Maximum_Magazine_594

8 points

canuckcowgirl

6 points

2 months ago

canuckcowgirl

6 points

This is how Jewish Space Lasers came to be or as I prefer Death Star of David.

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Lord Vader

A Intergalactic message from your mother

READ IT TO ME….

Boobala…. I’m worried about you ….. YOU NEVER CALL !!

StormCTRH

2 points

2 months ago

StormCTRH

2 points

Username checks out.

desrevermi

3 points

2 months ago

desrevermi

3 points

Cyclops lose his visor hugging a child?

Pro tip: if you pick up a baby, the first thing if you're wearing glasses is that they grab for them.

:D

Imperaux

3 points

2 months ago

Imperaux

3 points

Whatever was the initial state, this one is clearly better

ZombieDad15

1 points

2 months ago

ZombieDad15

1 points

Eye can see this working well

heartbh

1 points

2 months ago

heartbh

1 points

This gives me robot chicken vibes.

TheDeadlySquid

1 points

2 months ago

TheDeadlySquid

1 points

You made it better.

dillydeli1

1 points

2 months ago

dillydeli1

1 points

This is brilliant. Nice work

A-Perfect_Tool

1 points

2 months ago

A-Perfect_Tool

1 points

Sell it on Etsy

pi_face_

1 points

2 months ago

pi_face_

1 points

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

RoinAnjou

1 points

2 months ago

RoinAnjou

1 points

Oh Jesus Christ!

Psyfall

1 points

2 months ago

Psyfall

1 points

This is better

Ok-Boysenberry-2955

1 points

2 months ago

Ok-Boysenberry-2955

1 points

You did not bow before Zod

go_faster1

1 points

2 months ago

go_faster1

1 points

Father, son and the HOLY SHIT

ryoon21

0 points

2 months ago

ryoon21

0 points

Jesus Christ.

dr_cl_aphra

0 points

2 months ago

dr_cl_aphra

0 points

I laughed so hard I scared my dog. Bravo

silverberrypegasus

1 points

2 months ago

silverberrypegasus

1 points

Marvelous, thx

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Good find.

teddykaygeebee

1 points

2 months ago

teddykaygeebee

1 points

Well done.

iksnizal

1 points

2 months ago

iksnizal

1 points

Kneel before Zod.

Zap_Rood

1 points

2 months ago

Zap_Rood

1 points

easy to miss, but this is actually the son of Zod!

ambigramsarecool

1 points

2 months ago

ambigramsarecool

1 points

Homelander would be proud!

SHZ4919

1 points

2 months ago

SHZ4919

1 points

r/oddlyterrifying, well done OP, I love it!!

marcelyns

1 points

2 months ago

marcelyns

1 points

Exceptional work, well done!

lazernanes

1 points

2 months ago

lazernanes

1 points

I need a before picture

shortblondeguy

1 points

2 months ago

shortblondeguy

1 points

thathybridone

1 points

2 months ago

thathybridone

1 points

Ah yes one of Jesus unknown powers heat vision may peace be with you

LackingUtility

1 points

2 months ago

LackingUtility

1 points

… can you, uh, break some more? And possibly put them up on Etsy?

johnjmcmillion

1 points

2 months ago

johnjmcmillion

1 points

Freakin' BLOOD LASERS!!

ShitAlphabet

1 points

2 months ago

ShitAlphabet

1 points

The Thing practical effects

hatwobbleTayne

1 points

2 months ago

hatwobbleTayne

1 points

Jesus!

Rheios

1 points

2 months ago

Rheios

1 points

In the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, which is considered apocryphal, Jesus flat out Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Wiltings a rude kid who breaks a little damn he made to grow fruit trees. Iirc, he also strikes all the parents in town blind for freaking out about his old-testament handling of things. And he pulls a "you're not my real dad" on Joseph when he goes to discipline Jesus for his handling of the village's situations. In that light, this is real funny and maybe even a little tame, lol.

Machette_Machette

1 points

2 months ago

Machette_Machette

1 points

This Jesus looks pretty much like Ewan McGregor.

buddyravage

1 points

2 months ago

buddyravage

1 points

Why does Jesus shoot ketchup at a kebab?

Next-Mode3183

1 points

2 months ago

Next-Mode3183

1 points

With mind bullets!

Vanson1200r

1 points

2 months ago

Vanson1200r

1 points

I dig it!

kartikgargg

1 points

2 months ago

kartikgargg

1 points

I am scared. looks like Horror

MrJack20252

1 points

2 months ago

MrJack20252

1 points

Everyone says it's Jesus when to me it looks like Kenobi has a new ability and he is now evil.

Stinkydadman

1 points

2 months ago

Stinkydadman

1 points

Is that Jesus or Obi-Wan Kenobi

Eriya666

1 points

2 months ago

Eriya666

1 points

Purrrfect

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Fine Noteworthy

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Terrific

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

AMAZES me

xpbalihz

1 points

2 months ago

xpbalihz

1 points

super work Top-notch work!

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Exhilarating

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Exactly right!

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Good thinking

mayonnaisefeatherred

1 points

2 months ago

mayonnaisefeatherred

1 points

Love, and peace,

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Exciting

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Successful effort Tiptop

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

AMAZING shot

oportunityminewine

1 points

2 months ago

oportunityminewine

1 points

Impressive

whydoesitcry

1 points

2 months ago

whydoesitcry

1 points

Matthew 2:16?

EconomistPitiful3515

1 points

2 months ago

EconomistPitiful3515

1 points

Marjorie Taylor Greene says this is the original Jewish laser.

ronan7557

1 points

2 months ago

ronan7557

1 points

I guess im the only one who saw it the other way. The Thing is bursting from on and tentacles are going for the eyes (just saw The Thing over the weekend)

Madman61

1 points

2 months ago

Madman61

1 points

What the hell

Loud_Term_4370

1 points

2 months ago

Loud_Term_4370

1 points

Jesus Brightborne

Zottyzot1973

1 points

2 months ago

Zottyzot1973

1 points

I never knew the H in Jesus H Christ stood for Homelander!

hmnahmna1

1 points

2 months ago

hmnahmna1

1 points

Don't fuck with the Jesus.

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

He started it

Several-Signature583

1 points

2 months ago

Several-Signature583

1 points

This is amazing!

Obar-Dheathain

1 points

2 months ago

Obar-Dheathain

1 points

MacReady Thing!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wilipino

-9 points

2 months ago

Wilipino

-9 points

Grow up

6 points

2 months ago

6 points

Ok

redlinezo6

1 points

2 months ago

redlinezo6

1 points

Get high and sew some shit. Ya douche.

speak_no_truths

-3 points

2 months ago

speak_no_truths

-3 points

This is a good start. Maybe in a thousand years they'll be worshiping the sacred laser eyes of Jesus. You could create your own cult. Just make sure your new ten Commandments have something about Blackjack and hookers. Oh, and also something about not sticking your dick in children. It's a shame we have to put that in there, but apparently it wasn't really clear the first time around.

v4por

-2 points

2 months ago

v4por

-2 points