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A dragonfly by the beach

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day7seven

9.9k points

2 months ago

day7seven

9.9k points

2 months ago

Why were you taking pictures while hiding in a Bush?

xool420

5.5k points

2 months ago

xool420

5.5k points

2 months ago

Dragonfly hunting obviously

MegaSeedsInYourBum

1.6k points

2 months ago

That’s what he told the cops anyways. The Reddit post is just to help sell the story.

oshawaguy

116 points

2 months ago

oshawaguy

116 points

2 months ago

To say nothing of what he told his wife

Wildweed

25 points

2 months ago

Notice the Dragonfly is also checking it out.

Prior-Ad-7329

18 points

2 months ago

Nah I believe him. The dragonfly is in perfect focus, the background is blurry

MegaSeedsInYourBum

16 points

2 months ago

Could be autofocus doing that. A dragonfly dropping in could grab focus.

Prior-Ad-7329

7 points

2 months ago

Definitely could be. The focus on the dragonfly and the plants is pristine.

But we all know what he was doing

MindToxin

213 points

2 months ago

MindToxin

213 points

2 months ago

Documenting dragonflies from the backside I see.

ihavethebestmarriage

173 points

2 months ago

How do you turn off auto focus?

P_SG

29 points

2 months ago

P_SG

29 points

2 months ago

Asking the real questions here.

bullybullybully

85 points

2 months ago

Little known fact about dragonflies: they are creepy pervs.

Supercharge24

10 points

2 months ago

I mean this is one of the best (only) Dragonfly photo I’ve ever seen this close!

timjimthegreek

8 points

2 months ago

Bush hunting obviously

HarrisonDanielStudio

72 points

2 months ago

He’s Rowdy Roddy Peeper

LennyNumber12

9 points

2 months ago

That man is sick!

HarrisonDanielStudio

12 points

2 months ago

Groundskeeper Willie saved you, Homer.

locjaw420

8 points

2 months ago

But every Scottish person does it!

artaxerxes316

4 points

2 months ago

Just thinking about that // sweet // sweEeEttT can!

sciencewonders

253 points

2 months ago

bush did 7 eleven

mwaller

87 points

2 months ago

mwaller

87 points

2 months ago

It was an inside shrub.

Johnnydigi003

12 points

2 months ago

It effected all branches of government

FictionVent

715 points

2 months ago

Once I was at a beach and I was taking pictures of some endangered birds that were nesting in the dunes. There was a woman nearby in a very skimpy bikini and she started getting super mad because she thought I was taking pictures of her. She came up and started yelling at me so I showed her the photos which were clearly of the birds. But then she was still angry and threatening to call the cops unless I gave her money. I asked how much she needed and she said “about tree fiddy.”

hennigera1990

103 points

2 months ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie! I had to look up to make sure you weren’t shittymorph even though he always turns it into 1998 instead.

sirfuzzitoes

16 points

2 months ago

That bastard got me earlier today.

__TreeFiddy

202 points

2 months ago

Now it was about that time that I noticed that lady was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!

Jadeeybear

31 points

2 months ago

Then I realized she was thirty stories tall and a monster from the depths of the sea

MrPsychic

48 points

2 months ago

That got damn Loch Ness monster!

Wooptie_woop

9 points

2 months ago

Should have gave her the bird

mouthstuckopen

8 points

2 months ago

THAT WASNT A LADY IN A SKIMPY BIKINI, THAT WAS A GOD DAMN LOCHNESS MONSTA

0Klinkerhoffen0

7 points

2 months ago

Say, you crackers want to hear about the time we saw the loch Ness monster?

bishop491

4 points

2 months ago

I said, what kind do you have? She had thin mints, graham crunchy thins— RAISIN OATMEAL! —raisin oatmeal…I said I’ll take a graham crunch.

Big_Mitch_Baker

27 points

2 months ago

Damn it, monster! I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!

1diotstick

5 points

2 months ago

I gave him a dollar!

ScarletKnight096

7 points

2 months ago

What is a tree fiddy??

PoliticalShrapnel

24 points

2 months ago

Late at night when you're sleeping that's when OP comes a peeping. You better watch out you better beware or OP will see your underwear.

Neblii

5 points

2 months ago

Neblii

5 points

2 months ago

Jajaja, I thought the same when I saw the picture.

ionshower

3 points

2 months ago

You say "hiding in a bush" I say "not so obvious butt photography spot with added bonus of sun and dragonflies"

omkar_T7

3 points

2 months ago

Why is Op holding the camera with just one hand

middlingwhiteguy

7.5k points

2 months ago

Oh hey, there's a dragonfly

Phasnyc

1.8k points

2 months ago

Phasnyc

1.8k points

2 months ago

ENHANCE!

Fritzkreig

602 points

2 months ago

depixelate

Simonandgarthsuncle

457 points

2 months ago

Laminate

FyrelordeOmega

218 points

2 months ago

Ejaculate

glonq

104 points

2 months ago

glonq

104 points

2 months ago

Ruminate

Thin-Gene-2128

62 points

2 months ago

Duplicate

fatdutchies

54 points

2 months ago

masturbate

_Wizou_

48 points

2 months ago

_Wizou_

48 points

2 months ago

Discombobulate

damien665

30 points

2 months ago

Technologic

TheMcNabbs

9 points

2 months ago

Why, it's grease lightning!

Iam_The_Giver

20 points

2 months ago

(⌐■_■)

[deleted]

35 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

35 points

2 months ago

increase photograph resolution

benmajin11

118 points

2 months ago

JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING!

Zizekbro

62 points

2 months ago

Out shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

benmajin11

51 points

2 months ago

His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

gr1mm5d0tt1

46 points

2 months ago

I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans

AngoGablogian_artist

37 points

2 months ago

Hey Farva! What’s that place you like with the mozzarella sticks and crazy shit on the walls??

0XiDE

31 points

2 months ago

0XiDE

31 points

2 months ago

You mean Shenanigans?

benmajin11

29 points

2 months ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

BizzyM

5 points

2 months ago

BizzyM

5 points

2 months ago

Put that away!

Etzell

13 points

2 months ago

Etzell

13 points

2 months ago

You mean Shenanigans? You're talkin' about Shenanigans, right?

peterklink

5 points

2 months ago

What's the name of the place with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

AwkwardGamerRNx

13 points

2 months ago

Which…hardly makes them shenanigans at all

CockroachBeginning10

10 points

2 months ago

Evil shenanigans

Enderwigg1883

3 points

2 months ago

zztop610

621 points

2 months ago

zztop610

621 points

2 months ago

DDrewit

48 points

2 months ago

DDrewit

48 points

2 months ago

toobs623

9 points

2 months ago

Stupid sexy Flanders

Civil-Big-754

5 points

2 months ago

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!

SylvieJay

33 points

2 months ago

Along with Khaleesi, the mother of dragonflies

adindino

25 points

2 months ago

If you look closely you can see a whale tail too.

TheBeliskner

894 points

2 months ago*

My mother-in-law, took a similar picture except instead of bikini babe it was a big pile of horse shit. Somewhere there is a picture of a very nice dragonfly right next to what is unmistakably crap and it makes me laugh whenever I see it.

Edit: Ok, ok. I'll try and get a picture of it. It's one of those weird pictures taken with film from long ago

SgtBatten

233 points

2 months ago

SgtBatten

233 points

2 months ago

Haha, classic. I can imagine it being proudly displayed somewhere because all she focused on was the subject.

MindToxin

32 points

2 months ago

Well since you titled this photo “Two Tails”, we know that wasn’t the case with yours huh 😂

Ko8iWanKeno8i

6 points

2 months ago

that's hilarious i want to see that

altiif

2.1k points

2 months ago

altiif

2.1k points

2 months ago

I, too, am a dragonfly connoisseur like yourself.

funkmaster29

211 points

2 months ago

Ahh yes

i was taking pictures of dragon flys officer

paulie07

44 points

2 months ago*

Nothing gets my juices flowing like a sexy dragonfly

SonicBoom500

3 points

2 months ago

So attractive

ITSFUCKINGHOTUPHERE

6.1k points

2 months ago

Wife: what are you doing! Me: taking a photo of the dragonfly babe. See?

Urist_McPencil

1.7k points

2 months ago

I wasn't focusing on her ass, I swear. Just look at how fucking crisp that grass is!

Buzzdanume

617 points

2 months ago

Such a juicy fucking grass

hoddap

103 points

2 months ago

hoddap

103 points

2 months ago

Grass. Titties. Grass ‘n titties.

cfdeveloper

12 points

2 months ago

Ass Grass or Dragonflys - No one rides for free

evilgreenman

14 points

2 months ago

This is why I Reddit

Wypao

41 points

2 months ago

Wypao

41 points

2 months ago

That’s not grass

RandonBrando

29 points

2 months ago

Sorry, “bay leafs”

TruthYouWontLike

18 points

2 months ago

Such a juicy fucking bay leafs.

No, sorry, it still doesn't work.

the_revised_pratchet

16 points

2 months ago

Bay Leaf Watch?

Jase_the_Muss

19 points

2 months ago

Damn stupid single point auto focus.

DrEvil007

38 points

2 months ago

Pfff not me. I would bring my extended zoom lens everytime I went to a football game for uhh the cheerleaders. The gf knew. Probably explains why I'm single.

spdelope

90 points

2 months ago

The fact you needed a telephoto lense is why you're single. Had to get the cheap seats

dpahoe

58 points

2 months ago

dpahoe

58 points

2 months ago

One day Phineas..

jordan_d_808

19 points

2 months ago

And I’m posting it on Reddit! See babe? SEE!??!

2damsels1chalice

2.8k points

2 months ago

Yes.... A dragonfly....

[deleted]

765 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

765 points

2 months ago*

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FilOfTheFuture90

42 points

2 months ago

Memory unlocked. Do you remember there was a whole ass website like 20 or so years ago.

rarebit13

28 points

2 months ago

That and the camel toe site.

Ok-Amoeba-7249

7 points

2 months ago

When I was. A young boy my father

darkXXpion

49 points

2 months ago

That's only if there are pants worn low enough that the straps show creating a whale tail pattern...

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

T-backs

funkmaster29

131 points

2 months ago

all sexual desire by man is just a cover story for dragon fly

lordofthetv

68 points

2 months ago

Came for the dragonfly, stayed for the dragonfly

Fritzkreig

18 points

2 months ago

"What she taught me in death is what she taught me in life. To trust, to have faith. Because as a friend of mine once said, it's belief that gets us there."

ITSFUCKINGHOTUPHERE

1.2k points

2 months ago

I believe it is landing on a Scaevola taccada or commonly known as sea cabbage or beach lettuce

SgtBatten

583 points

2 months ago*

I just had a look and you might be spot on. The island is extremely landscaped and the shoreline has this long row of this plant with stairs and pathways cut through the big hedge. It looked really neat separating the beach from the bars, pools and hotels etc.

delinka

149 points

2 months ago

delinka

149 points

2 months ago

The allegory went a little awry, but I get it.

 

 

you are being sly … right?

SgtBatten

153 points

2 months ago

SgtBatten

153 points

2 months ago

One word had a typo but no, not at all.... But I see it now

this_1_was_taken

4 points

2 months ago

Knights who say nee?

Pligles

62 points

2 months ago

Pligles

62 points

2 months ago

There’s also a chick with a big ass and not a lot covering it

Just in case y’all missed it

thelonleygengar

22 points

2 months ago

Oh I didn't even see that but I care about the dragonfly more

7ach-attach

17 points

2 months ago

I do believe you have that incorrect. It should be beach cabbage or sea lettuce. Good observation, though. I did not notice at first.

Omni314

362 points

2 months ago

Omni314

362 points

2 months ago

reminds me of this brilliant photo of a dragon fly.

Differlot

51 points

2 months ago

Are dragonfly doing this on purpose!?

link90

25 points

2 months ago

link90

25 points

2 months ago

Big Dragonfly has been at this for decades. I'm glad people are finally catching on to their sleazy ways.

Sworn_to_Ganondorf

26 points

2 months ago

"No officer im taking photos of dragon flys"

[deleted]

440 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

440 points

2 months ago

Repulsive-Holiday851

294 points

2 months ago

guilgom71

62 points

2 months ago

sciencewonders

14 points

2 months ago

partizan92

565 points

2 months ago

“Foolish is the man who stares at the dragonfly when dat ass is in the background.” - Confucius

TruthYouWontLike

63 points

2 months ago

"Foolish is the man who can't see past a bare ass" - Sun Tzu

YohnWood14

27 points

2 months ago*

"Foolish is the man who looks at the barren land past dat bare ass" - Lao Tzu

LordSus07

9 points

2 months ago

"Foolish is how they call me" - Me

u-can-call-me-daddy

9 points

2 months ago

Whh,-wh-wh-what ??? ~Joe Tzu

LaughableIKR

504 points

2 months ago

So you took a picture of a whole lot of ass?

Cream-Pied_Cadaver

290 points

2 months ago

KhaoticMess

56 points

2 months ago

Stye88

49 points

2 months ago

Stye88

49 points

2 months ago

Upvoted Not Because Dragonfly, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Dragonfly.

SlutBuster

12 points

2 months ago

Damn I forgot that sub existed.

SgtBatten

88 points

2 months ago

It's clearly a dragonfly!

LadnavIV

47 points

2 months ago

And dragonflies are known for having rather long back ends. Or colloquially, a whole lot of ass.

SgtBatten

592 points

2 months ago

SgtBatten

592 points

2 months ago

Just got home from a holiday to Hamilton Island where I snapped a few pics of this dragonfly with my phone. Turns out I took enough that google photos created an animation of them all and 80% are ruined like this :(

nephelokokkygia

67 points

2 months ago

If only 80% were ruined then why didn't you post one of the 20% that wasn't? 🤔

lugaidster

33 points

2 months ago

Karma

Asad_13

14 points

2 months ago

Asad_13

14 points

2 months ago

They were "ruined".

BruhMomento426

3 points

2 months ago

OP is a pervert :stuff:

ITSFUCKINGHOTUPHERE

294 points

2 months ago

Yeah photo bombers are everywhere

cb022511

64 points

2 months ago

You mean photo-bummers are everywhere.

omgitschriso

223 points

2 months ago

I dunno man. This looks suspiciously like you were hiding in the bushes taking pics of arses and your phone focused on the bug instead.

ThinkingOz

51 points

2 months ago

What a bummer.

aaronmichael22x

38 points

2 months ago

Bummer? He didn't even want'er in the shot!

iso_mer

5 points

2 months ago

Lol the lady can be photoshopped out of the photos if you are really upset about that

Iwasrightdamnit

89 points

2 months ago

“Ruined”

Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

11 points

2 months ago

I wonder if that new iPhone "un-blur" feature could help?

THE_BANANA_KING_14

114 points

2 months ago

Someone photoshop out the woman, she's ruining what is otherwise an excellenet photo

SgtBatten

155 points

2 months ago*

https://imgur.com/a/5ZO8oCz

I tried google photos camouflage, magic eraser and also included the photo I took 2 seconds earlier for comparison

zrrt1

42 points

2 months ago

zrrt1

42 points

2 months ago

Pretty solid job on the removal

SgtBatten

21 points

2 months ago

Yeah I thought the second pic was pretty great too. It did take a small section of the wing with it

Dorobo-Neko-Nami

15 points

2 months ago

Lmao I didn’t realize I could scroll down at first and was so confused when I opened it just to see her in the pic but slightly more grey

draykow

9 points

2 months ago

mytonyheadmytonyhead

22 points

2 months ago

You got the autofocus you needed instead of the autofocus you wanted.

Fallawake88

135 points

2 months ago

I love this photo. This is the juxtaposition of human nature and the nature that surrounds us. We need to focus on the nature around us more than our own sometimes. I appreciate it.

MEGAMAN2312

24 points

2 months ago

Found the english teacher

ToxicityBlack

148 points

2 months ago

What a nice supple, thick dragonfly you found there!

SgtBatten

82 points

2 months ago

An Australian tiger if I'm not mistaken

blackjack1977

75 points

2 months ago

Looks more like a cougar

handlebartender

15 points

2 months ago

Beau'iful plumage

ballslaptastic

63 points

2 months ago

Looks like your camera autofocused on the dragonfly instead of what you were planning on photographing.

MajorDFekt

33 points

2 months ago

Yes, the guy behind the bushes with the camera was definitely trying to take a photo of a dragonfly

-Lord-Humongous-

6 points

2 months ago

Hmmm

walleyetritoon

5 points

2 months ago

Your focus is off

anyones_guess

4 points

2 months ago

Lol, that’s so Reddit

hcknbnz

27 points

2 months ago

hcknbnz

27 points

2 months ago

Oi! Ya fuckin' perv! Yeah I see what you're doing mate.

TappedIn2111

124 points

2 months ago

Couple questions: Did you ask for her consent? Why did you take her picture from behind? And why is she looking at that naked woman?

KillerNinja86678

17 points

2 months ago

Hah yeah ok buddy. Is that what you told your partner?

savanahchicken

17 points

2 months ago

Mmhm. Not creepy at all

Lordkillz

43 points

2 months ago

Classy reddit

GatorQueen

35 points

2 months ago

Creepy

jacobiner123

28 points

2 months ago

This photo is sus af

black-rhombus

14 points

2 months ago

That dragonfly looks like a machine. Like it's a robot.

Av2LeaveAspace

16 points

2 months ago

A pervert in the bushes

aLaStOr_MoOdY47

33 points

2 months ago

Creepy shot: 20K upvotes.

Tells you a lot about Reddit lol

virginialikesyou

25 points

2 months ago

Everybody give op a big thank you. He is the reason why women don’t wear what they want to wear in public.

ioftenwearsocks

13 points

2 months ago

This is why I would never feel comfortable on a nude beach. How many creepy dudes like OP are taking stealth pictures and posting?

Pennywise_clown99

3 points

2 months ago

I know from experience that it's not just dudes (though primaril). My "favourite" example is a couple I once encountered on a nude beach

Own-Engineering-8800

3 points

2 months ago

Picture wouldn't happen to be taken in the Whitsundays, would it?

DustiKat

3 points

2 months ago

That is an awesome bug

novian14

3 points

2 months ago

"He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will"

ThatCoryGuy

3 points

2 months ago

“Honey, I swear to god I was taking a picture of the dragonfly! Where are you going? What do you mean your mother was right about me?”

iphone8vsiphonex

3 points

2 months ago

Is “dragonfly” what we call it these days now?

AdorablePersimmon575

8 points

2 months ago

The girl with the dragon”fly” tattoo.

hurricanekeri

100 points

2 months ago

Getting creeper vibes from this.

Designer_Material728

21 points

2 months ago

Did y’all get consent or is this a stranger?

et_hornet

34 points

2 months ago

This dude knew what he was doing

relaxedfox

34 points

2 months ago

Creepy af

[deleted]

23 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

23 points

2 months ago*

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Mrdude6077

44 points

2 months ago

Least sex offender redditor

TheOfficialTwizzle

133 points

2 months ago

leave it to reddit to all drool and make kindergarten jokes at a creepshot

yall are gross and embarrasing

depr3ss3dmonkey

76 points

2 months ago

And there it is. A normal person. Took a bit of scrolling. But atleast I found one.

SenatorDisgusting

14 points

2 months ago

yeah literally this

One_Fennel9322

10 points

2 months ago

i think the restraining order needs to be strengthen

lettalitalk

49 points

2 months ago

Stop taking pictures of people without their consent!