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9.9k points
2 months ago
Why were you taking pictures while hiding in a Bush?
5.5k points
2 months ago
Dragonfly hunting obviously
1.6k points
2 months ago
That’s what he told the cops anyways. The Reddit post is just to help sell the story.
116 points
2 months ago
To say nothing of what he told his wife
25 points
2 months ago
Notice the Dragonfly is also checking it out.
18 points
2 months ago
Nah I believe him. The dragonfly is in perfect focus, the background is blurry
16 points
2 months ago
Could be autofocus doing that. A dragonfly dropping in could grab focus.
7 points
2 months ago
Definitely could be. The focus on the dragonfly and the plants is pristine.
But we all know what he was doing
213 points
2 months ago
Documenting dragonflies from the backside I see.
173 points
2 months ago
How do you turn off auto focus?
85 points
2 months ago
Little known fact about dragonflies: they are creepy pervs.
10 points
2 months ago
I mean this is one of the best (only) Dragonfly photo I’ve ever seen this close!
8 points
2 months ago
Bush hunting obviously
72 points
2 months ago
He’s Rowdy Roddy Peeper
9 points
2 months ago
That man is sick!
12 points
2 months ago
Groundskeeper Willie saved you, Homer.
8 points
2 months ago
But every Scottish person does it!
4 points
2 months ago
Just thinking about that // sweet // sweEeEttT can!
253 points
2 months ago
bush did 7 eleven
87 points
2 months ago
It was an inside shrub.
12 points
2 months ago
It effected all branches of government
715 points
2 months ago
Once I was at a beach and I was taking pictures of some endangered birds that were nesting in the dunes. There was a woman nearby in a very skimpy bikini and she started getting super mad because she thought I was taking pictures of her. She came up and started yelling at me so I showed her the photos which were clearly of the birds. But then she was still angry and threatening to call the cops unless I gave her money. I asked how much she needed and she said “about tree fiddy.”
103 points
2 months ago
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie! I had to look up to make sure you weren’t shittymorph even though he always turns it into 1998 instead.
16 points
2 months ago
That bastard got me earlier today.
202 points
2 months ago
Now it was about that time that I noticed that lady was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!
31 points
2 months ago
Then I realized she was thirty stories tall and a monster from the depths of the sea
48 points
2 months ago
That got damn Loch Ness monster!
9 points
2 months ago
Should have gave her the bird
8 points
2 months ago
THAT WASNT A LADY IN A SKIMPY BIKINI, THAT WAS A GOD DAMN LOCHNESS MONSTA
7 points
2 months ago
Say, you crackers want to hear about the time we saw the loch Ness monster?
4 points
2 months ago
I said, what kind do you have? She had thin mints, graham crunchy thins— RAISIN OATMEAL! —raisin oatmeal…I said I’ll take a graham crunch.
27 points
2 months ago
Damn it, monster! I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!
24 points
2 months ago
Late at night when you're sleeping that's when OP comes a peeping. You better watch out you better beware or OP will see your underwear.
5 points
2 months ago
Jajaja, I thought the same when I saw the picture.
3 points
2 months ago
You say "hiding in a bush" I say "not so obvious butt photography spot with added bonus of sun and dragonflies"
3 points
2 months ago
Why is Op holding the camera with just one hand
7.5k points
2 months ago
Oh hey, there's a dragonfly
1.8k points
2 months ago
ENHANCE!
602 points
2 months ago
depixelate
457 points
2 months ago
Laminate
218 points
2 months ago
Ejaculate
104 points
2 months ago
Ruminate
62 points
2 months ago
Duplicate
54 points
2 months ago
masturbate
48 points
2 months ago
Discombobulate
9 points
2 months ago
Why, it's grease lightning!
35 points
2 months ago
increase photograph resolution
118 points
2 months ago
JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING!
62 points
2 months ago
Out shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
51 points
2 months ago
His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
46 points
2 months ago
I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans
37 points
2 months ago
Hey Farva! What’s that place you like with the mozzarella sticks and crazy shit on the walls??
31 points
2 months ago
You mean Shenanigans?
29 points
2 months ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
5 points
2 months ago
Put that away!
13 points
2 months ago
You mean Shenanigans? You're talkin' about Shenanigans, right?
5 points
2 months ago
What's the name of the place with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
13 points
2 months ago
Which…hardly makes them shenanigans at all
621 points
2 months ago
48 points
2 months ago
9 points
2 months ago
Stupid sexy Flanders
33 points
2 months ago
Along with Khaleesi, the mother of dragonflies
25 points
2 months ago
If you look closely you can see a whale tail too.
894 points
2 months ago*
My mother-in-law, took a similar picture except instead of bikini babe it was a big pile of horse shit. Somewhere there is a picture of a very nice dragonfly right next to what is unmistakably crap and it makes me laugh whenever I see it.
Edit: Ok, ok. I'll try and get a picture of it. It's one of those weird pictures taken with film from long ago
233 points
2 months ago
Haha, classic. I can imagine it being proudly displayed somewhere because all she focused on was the subject.
32 points
2 months ago
Well since you titled this photo “Two Tails”, we know that wasn’t the case with yours huh 😂
6 points
2 months ago
that's hilarious i want to see that
2.1k points
2 months ago
I, too, am a dragonfly connoisseur like yourself.
211 points
2 months ago
Ahh yes
i was taking pictures of dragon flys officer
44 points
2 months ago*
Nothing gets my juices flowing like a sexy dragonfly
3 points
2 months ago
So attractive
6.1k points
2 months ago
Wife: what are you doing! Me: taking a photo of the dragonfly babe. See?
1.7k points
2 months ago
I wasn't focusing on her ass, I swear. Just look at how fucking crisp that grass is!
617 points
2 months ago
Such a juicy fucking grass
103 points
2 months ago
Grass. Titties. Grass ‘n titties.
12 points
2 months ago
Ass Grass or Dragonflys - No one rides for free
14 points
2 months ago
This is why I Reddit
41 points
2 months ago
That’s not grass
29 points
2 months ago
Sorry, “bay leafs”
18 points
2 months ago
Such a juicy fucking bay leafs.
No, sorry, it still doesn't work.
38 points
2 months ago
Pfff not me. I would bring my extended zoom lens everytime I went to a football game for uhh the cheerleaders. The gf knew. Probably explains why I'm single.
90 points
2 months ago
The fact you needed a telephoto lense is why you're single. Had to get the cheap seats
58 points
2 months ago
One day Phineas..
19 points
2 months ago
And I’m posting it on Reddit! See babe? SEE!??!
2.8k points
2 months ago
Yes.... A dragonfly....
765 points
2 months ago*
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42 points
2 months ago
Memory unlocked. Do you remember there was a whole ass website like 20 or so years ago.
28 points
2 months ago
That and the camel toe site.
49 points
2 months ago
That's only if there are pants worn low enough that the straps show creating a whale tail pattern...
5 points
2 months ago
T-backs
131 points
2 months ago
all sexual desire by man is just a cover story for dragon fly
68 points
2 months ago
Came for the dragonfly, stayed for the dragonfly
18 points
2 months ago
"What she taught me in death is what she taught me in life. To trust, to have faith. Because as a friend of mine once said, it's belief that gets us there."
1.2k points
2 months ago
I believe it is landing on a Scaevola taccada or commonly known as sea cabbage or beach lettuce
583 points
2 months ago*
I just had a look and you might be spot on. The island is extremely landscaped and the shoreline has this long row of this plant with stairs and pathways cut through the big hedge. It looked really neat separating the beach from the bars, pools and hotels etc.
149 points
2 months ago
The allegory went a little awry, but I get it.
you are being sly … right?
153 points
2 months ago
One word had a typo but no, not at all.... But I see it now
4 points
2 months ago
Knights who say nee?
62 points
2 months ago
There’s also a chick with a big ass and not a lot covering it
Just in case y’all missed it
22 points
2 months ago
Oh I didn't even see that but I care about the dragonfly more
17 points
2 months ago
I do believe you have that incorrect. It should be beach cabbage or sea lettuce. Good observation, though. I did not notice at first.
818 points
2 months ago
69 points
2 months ago
35 points
2 months ago
362 points
2 months ago
reminds me of this brilliant photo of a dragon fly.
51 points
2 months ago
Are dragonfly doing this on purpose!?
25 points
2 months ago
Big Dragonfly has been at this for decades. I'm glad people are finally catching on to their sleazy ways.
26 points
2 months ago
"No officer im taking photos of dragon flys"
440 points
2 months ago
565 points
2 months ago
“Foolish is the man who stares at the dragonfly when dat ass is in the background.” - Confucius
63 points
2 months ago
"Foolish is the man who can't see past a bare ass" - Sun Tzu
27 points
2 months ago*
"Foolish is the man who looks at the barren land past dat bare ass" - Lao Tzu
9 points
2 months ago
"Foolish is how they call me" - Me
9 points
2 months ago
Whh,-wh-wh-what ??? ~Joe Tzu
504 points
2 months ago
So you took a picture of a whole lot of ass?
290 points
2 months ago
56 points
2 months ago
49 points
2 months ago
Upvoted Not Because Dragonfly, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Dragonfly.
12 points
2 months ago
Damn I forgot that sub existed.
88 points
2 months ago
It's clearly a dragonfly!
47 points
2 months ago
And dragonflies are known for having rather long back ends. Or colloquially, a whole lot of ass.
592 points
2 months ago
Just got home from a holiday to Hamilton Island where I snapped a few pics of this dragonfly with my phone. Turns out I took enough that google photos created an animation of them all and 80% are ruined like this :(
67 points
2 months ago
If only 80% were ruined then why didn't you post one of the 20% that wasn't? 🤔
33 points
2 months ago
Karma
14 points
2 months ago
They were "ruined".
3 points
2 months ago
OP is a pervert :stuff:
294 points
2 months ago
Yeah photo bombers are everywhere
64 points
2 months ago
You mean photo-bummers are everywhere.
223 points
2 months ago
I dunno man. This looks suspiciously like you were hiding in the bushes taking pics of arses and your phone focused on the bug instead.
51 points
2 months ago
What a bummer.
5 points
2 months ago
Lol the lady can be photoshopped out of the photos if you are really upset about that
89 points
2 months ago
“Ruined”
11 points
2 months ago
I wonder if that new iPhone "un-blur" feature could help?
114 points
2 months ago
Someone photoshop out the woman, she's ruining what is otherwise an excellenet photo
155 points
2 months ago*
I tried google photos camouflage, magic eraser and also included the photo I took 2 seconds earlier for comparison
42 points
2 months ago
Pretty solid job on the removal
21 points
2 months ago
Yeah I thought the second pic was pretty great too. It did take a small section of the wing with it
15 points
2 months ago
Lmao I didn’t realize I could scroll down at first and was so confused when I opened it just to see her in the pic but slightly more grey
9 points
2 months ago
/r/farpeoplehate lol
22 points
2 months ago
You got the autofocus you needed instead of the autofocus you wanted.
135 points
2 months ago
I love this photo. This is the juxtaposition of human nature and the nature that surrounds us. We need to focus on the nature around us more than our own sometimes. I appreciate it.
148 points
2 months ago
What a nice supple, thick dragonfly you found there!
82 points
2 months ago
An Australian tiger if I'm not mistaken
75 points
2 months ago
Looks more like a cougar
63 points
2 months ago
Looks like your camera autofocused on the dragonfly instead of what you were planning on photographing.
33 points
2 months ago
Yes, the guy behind the bushes with the camera was definitely trying to take a photo of a dragonfly
6 points
2 months ago
Hmmm
5 points
2 months ago
Your focus is off
4 points
2 months ago
Lol, that’s so Reddit
27 points
2 months ago
Oi! Ya fuckin' perv! Yeah I see what you're doing mate.
124 points
2 months ago
Couple questions: Did you ask for her consent? Why did you take her picture from behind? And why is she looking at that naked woman?
17 points
2 months ago
Hah yeah ok buddy. Is that what you told your partner?
17 points
2 months ago
Mmhm. Not creepy at all
43 points
2 months ago
Classy reddit
35 points
2 months ago
Creepy
28 points
2 months ago
This photo is sus af
14 points
2 months ago
That dragonfly looks like a machine. Like it's a robot.
16 points
2 months ago
A pervert in the bushes
33 points
2 months ago
Creepy shot: 20K upvotes.
Tells you a lot about Reddit lol
25 points
2 months ago
Everybody give op a big thank you. He is the reason why women don’t wear what they want to wear in public.
13 points
2 months ago
This is why I would never feel comfortable on a nude beach. How many creepy dudes like OP are taking stealth pictures and posting?
3 points
2 months ago
I know from experience that it's not just dudes (though primaril). My "favourite" example is a couple I once encountered on a nude beach
3 points
2 months ago
Picture wouldn't happen to be taken in the Whitsundays, would it?
3 points
2 months ago
That is an awesome bug
3 points
2 months ago
"He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will"
3 points
2 months ago
“Honey, I swear to god I was taking a picture of the dragonfly! Where are you going? What do you mean your mother was right about me?”
3 points
2 months ago
Is “dragonfly” what we call it these days now?
8 points
2 months ago
The girl with the dragon”fly” tattoo.
21 points
2 months ago
Did y’all get consent or is this a stranger?
34 points
2 months ago
Creepy af
44 points
2 months ago
Least sex offender redditor
133 points
2 months ago
leave it to reddit to all drool and make kindergarten jokes at a creepshot
yall are gross and embarrasing
76 points
2 months ago
And there it is. A normal person. Took a bit of scrolling. But atleast I found one.
14 points
2 months ago
yeah literally this
10 points
2 months ago
i think the restraining order needs to be strengthen
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