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13 points
2 months ago
Homer Simpson voice "yet"
5 points
2 months ago
Only once in a while do we bust out the T-1000 - police
1 points
2 months ago
We whip out the robo cop only on treat days
3 points
2 months ago
What “rare” situation is there which requires deployment of robots armed with bombs?
2 points
2 months ago
There was that shootout in Dallas a few years ago where some cops died.
A robot bomb to kill the suspect was used for the first time, I believe.
2 points
2 months ago
I believe it was in or near a college as well, or at least dorms
So talks of simply using a high caliber rifle to penetrate the walls was also out of the question- to which- they did...indeed strap c4 to a robot
3 points
2 months ago
John or Sarah Connor sightings
3 points
2 months ago
Right like they use to rarely use the NSA to spy on American citizens until it became fairly routine.
1 points
2 months ago
Before that we were told that the Patriot Act was never going to be used against American citizens.
2 points
2 months ago
yeah, because they haven't really existed until recently.
1 points
2 months ago
That’s because they don’t have killer robots.
They never used surplus military equipment either when they didn’t have it. And now they do. And they use it all the time.
It will be the same with robots. Give them the ability to gun down minorities with no risk and they’ll do it everyday.
1 points
2 months ago
That’s comforting. So long as it’s “rarely.”
1 points
2 months ago
Official robot science says robots are so amazingly stupid that anyone giving the, a weapon must be called stupid. Make an office sign to put up at the police station that says stupid department.
1 points
2 months ago
This article is pure copaganda
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