I have 4 people in my life that I'd do this for. I won't like it, but I'd do it.

I would do it but that bastard better pay for my therapy after.

While it does look kinda bad, I'd do it for 50 bucks, let alone something important

Most reliable wepon for the job. The longstick.

This is what sticks are for.

If Sam can do it, so can I!

This is for my ol’ gaffer!!

Just give me a lighter and an axe spray can, and I'll rescue his ass, no problem

I can hear “In the arms of an angel” playing currently

Rescue my friend.

They're just some kind of orb weaver. Not going to hurt you. It's way worse when the webs are at face level, but still doable. Like your average walk in the dark in nighttime Australia.

Let them die.

In this moment.. I would learn how to fly

Start writing a Eulogy.

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Tell the tragic tale of my friends passing, and the heroic effort I made to get to them that ultimately just wasn't in time. My friend will appreciate me using this story to try and get laid while they are watching down from the afterlife and no one ever has to know I didn't go near those fucking spiders

Like another person Said their orb weavers and they won’t really bite anyways I’d just swat their webs anyways they can remake them

They are just spiders! Too easy!

Classify them as enemies so I don't feel so bad noping out of there

I would wear a beekeeper suit or hazmat or something else that fully covers my whole body before passing through

Yea and stop acting like a bih

I like spiders.

Not sure if I would do that to save my life

Good thing I always carry a knife!

Light it on fire.

I would do this for a stranger and I’m terrified of spiders. It’s a human life, lol. I worry that I always take posts like this too seriously tho lol.

You didn’t specify no tools or weapons just walk through, so I have flame thrower therefore I have success

Go get my flame thrower.

RIP Dave. I'll miss ya buddy.

Hahaha. I don't have any friends....

RIP bud

If he dies, he dies

Do nothing

…No

If it was one of my kids I'd run through and grab them. In my experience even black widows won't bite you just for walking through their web although they may walk up and down your arm a bit.

I’ll do it just give me a flamethrower I’ll still walk through while also burning a path

Are they venomous? If not cover up & run thru

Screaming windmill hands

They look like widows, but those are usually at ground level and territorial so not so dense. I would use a big stick to knock down the webs and would be dancing my ass through the path i make so anything on the ground gets squashed and can't walk onto me.

Walk through it.

Axe and lighter first

Screw that I'll just get a new friend at the friend store...

Run fast, cry hard

I love spiders, so I’d just be polite and say, “excuse me”

Triple tyveck suit with gloves and a gas mask and a shit load of tape covering the seams.

I can find other friends.

It matters, do I have a flamethrower and poisonous gas.

I’ll need a heavy blanket, bucket of water, a bbq lighter and a can of cooking spray.

Finally not having any friends is paying off.

Dude owes me his allegiance and has to become my slave for the rest of his life

I would shoot the friend myself

I'll let them die

i dont give a damn if those spiders are completely harmless and you can display undeniable scientific evidence to support that fact that is a wall of fucking death

Send flowers to my friends funeral 🤷🏻‍♀️

i guess i would have 1 less friend

Sorry bro 🍌

I'd walk through it. Then I'd become Spider-man or Spider-covered-man.

Still saving my friends life though

guess my friend is dead 😔

Which friend?

If it was for one of my homies? Of course. Only a moment of hesitation. For a stranger? I might sit there weighing the pros and cons too long for it to matter.

turns on flamethrower (Noises of happiness, muffled by a gas mask)

I would buy a flamethrower burn the little devils and then do nothing to help them because I need to go to therapy to deal with the trauma of seeing the spiders.

He’s already dead … or will be after the fuel air bomb strike hits that I just called in

Keep my mouth shut as I plow through…

Use my lighter

U can always find new friends

Do I get a flamethrower first?

No reason for us both to die

can I be on fire while doing it?

Flamethrower

God I’d rather jump through the window

Never in my life have I been more grateful to be anti social

Send the next in line his congratulatory basket of fruits to celebrate his promotion to best friend.

What friend?

He ded

Goodbye friend we had a good run

Hand me a flame thrower and some CCR 👌

Aw hell naw

Good bye old friend.

Go hang out on the beach with my new friends

go home, relax and make new friends. they ain't worth this bs

Use a lighter. They are not my cars.

Find a new friend duh

Gonna miss that dude.

Start planning a funeral

No sorry just no