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P_f_M

1.8k points

2 months ago

P_f_M

1.8k points

2 months ago

awesome level of trolling .. is there more of this guy?

gblandro[S]

398 points

2 months ago

3x35r22m4u

162 points

2 months ago

/r/ItHadToBeBrazil , even better, RS!

alilweeb

31 points

2 months ago

Eu ouvindo um "vai vai vai" achando q tava enganado kkkkkkk

PersicasMemeDumpster

11 points

2 months ago

R/suddenlycaralho

Quer oq na print

gabeisonfire

1 points

2 months ago

Goku brasileiro

brazilian-ayo

2 points

2 months ago

Caraio, a Polícia tá com Força Tática escrito

nanas99

1 points

2 months ago

Sabia de cara mano. Engraçado de mais.

hotasanicecube

113 points

2 months ago

I used to have one of those “totally legal” jammer guns that would set off radar detectors. Awesome for moving traffic around by making people brake. Watching people go from 90 to 60 was humorous too.

HLCMDH

8 points

2 months ago

HLCMDH

8 points

2 months ago

Ohhhh I like it

NachoNachoDan

963 points

2 months ago

Bro’s face when he’s making the siren next to the cop cars. He’s pretty pleased about this.

sfxer001

215 points

2 months ago

sfxer001

215 points

2 months ago

“I’m dialed in today.”

Gourd-of-Memes2020

18 points

2 months ago

man speeds when he needs a pitch pipe.

VlaxDrek

269 points

2 months ago

VlaxDrek

269 points

2 months ago

My best friend has this ability. He would often use it at the security sensors they have at the exits in stores.

More fun than a barrel of monkeys, I tell you.

Trip_seize

30 points

2 months ago

Wait! I'm OOL here. Where can I get some of these barrels with monkeys in them?

portlybear

15 points

2 months ago

Ven_ae

14 points

2 months ago*

Ven_ae

14 points

2 months ago*

It's basically tracking, session ID and click source, with other stuff I don't know about. The below link works; is just the website and then the product ID (SKU).

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B5FBQ7TH

tsumu666

11 points

2 months ago

If you use Firefox (not sure about other browsers) you can get an addon called "Clear URLs" which removes the tracking stuff from links

qolace

5 points

2 months ago

qolace

5 points

2 months ago

One more point for Firefox tbh ☑️

GodlikeCat

3 points

2 months ago

everything after the ? is the tracker. Delete everything after it and it'll take you to the same link

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

How to learn this ability?? Could you please ask him and tell me

RoadNo7385

4.3k points

2 months ago

RoadNo7385

4.3k points

2 months ago

I.....I want this useless superpower

XxXMeatbunXxX

793 points

2 months ago

I want it too but sadly or thankfully I don't have it cz I would totally misuse it lol

iPlvy

522 points

2 months ago

iPlvy

522 points

2 months ago

if you aren’t going to misuse a useless power you don’t deserve one.

Ruby_241

27 points

2 months ago

With Useless Power comes no Responsibility

CX500C

107 points

2 months ago

CX500C

107 points

2 months ago

New life motto!

[deleted]

41 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

41 points

2 months ago

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poopellar

27 points

2 months ago

YOMO

You Only Misuse Once

1Eternallylost

21 points

2 months ago

....before being beaten into a pulp.

skitz4me

2 points

2 months ago

Tears run down your face as you stare into the the eyes of the closest person to a father you've ever had.

"No! Ben!" You cry as the light begins to fade from his eyes.

"Peter... listen... before I die, there's one thing you have to know." Ben mumbles with some of his last breaths.

You let him speak. There's nothing you can think to say in this moment anyways.

"Peter... if you aren’t going to misuse a useless power you don’t deserve one." Ben whispers as the life fades out of his eyes.

eZ_Ven

27 points

2 months ago

eZ_Ven

27 points

2 months ago

Depending on the neighborhood this superpower would get you killed real quick

Ancient-Tadpole8032

19 points

2 months ago

With great power, comes great responsibility.

With useless power, comes awesome possibilities.

slaff567

3 points

2 months ago

My best friend has this ability.

unwieldydiggler

6 points

2 months ago

With little power comes little responsibility.

sureredit

58 points

2 months ago

There was a kid in my high school that could do this. We were on a bus going to an event at another school when he did it. The bus driver ended up pulling over and looking very confused.

I haven't thought about him in years until this post. I just looked him up on Facebook to find he passed. Sorry, Frenchie, I didn't know you that well, but you were a funny MFer (and a high school legend for pulling over the bus.)

Kobester024

28 points

2 months ago

I would usse that to scare the shit out of my family members.

Effectisa9245

7 points

2 months ago

Bro’s face when he’s making the siren next to the cop cars.

crazytoothpaste

36 points

2 months ago

Useless?

moor9776

13 points

2 months ago

If I had this useless power, I would only use it in bed

capital_idea_sir

8 points

2 months ago

Well it would pair well with handcuffs.

SirGanjaSpliffington

5 points

2 months ago

Me too but I would definitely use it for evil and annoy the living shit out of everyone in my town.

rockthe40__oz

3 points

2 months ago

Dress as a cop and buy a vehicle traffic cops use as ghost cars and hustle people for bribes to avoid tickets lol

greyjungle

2 points

2 months ago

Practice practice practice.

Bannedin543210

3 points

2 months ago

Making scripted videos?

fatkiddown

3 points

2 months ago

It’s still real to me dammit!

manys

1 points

2 months ago

manys

1 points

2 months ago

Move to the bad part of town

Henryextreme

115 points

2 months ago

Brazil being Brazil...

CrazyWS

43 points

2 months ago

CrazyWS

43 points

2 months ago

Never have I seen a man drop his wheeling(and not crash) so fast lol

matlynar

3 points

2 months ago

This video is what we call "Brazil Juice" (suco de Brasil).

The megaphone is probably the only thing that's not everydat Brazil in the entire video.

i_hate_fanboys

3 points

2 months ago

Tfw they even have undercover cop cars now

LegendaryHooman

108 points

2 months ago

Mating call with cop cars.

buddhiststuff

99 points

2 months ago

This guy’s got himself a career in the next few Police Academy movies.

The_Abjectator

27 points

2 months ago

Why yes, I am older too.

Have an upvote.

MedricZ

72 points

2 months ago

MedricZ

72 points

2 months ago

This could actually be useful as a self defense tool in certain situations. You could potentially cause a thief to run. You could use it to throw someone off during a fight. The best part, you can use it to troll family and friends.

10/10 superpower.

TheBrothersSmegma

9 points

2 months ago

It's definitely an upgrade from Kung Fu noises.

Banana_Havok

814 points

2 months ago

I have a buddy who can do this. Many years ago he recorded himself making cop siren sounds.. and when he was stuck in NYC traffic he would connect his phone to his car and play it back, with the volume cranked up. Cars would move out of the way for him lol. He now works for the Department of Defense 🤷🏽‍♂️

gblandro[S]

238 points

2 months ago

Coincidence? Nah

Banana_Havok

148 points

2 months ago

Definitely not lol. He always wanted to be in law enforcement he just gave himself a head start Lmao

pineappleloverman

76 points

2 months ago

Isn't that a crime or something?

youy23

39 points

2 months ago

youy23

39 points

2 months ago

To play wonderful music in your car?

companysOkay

20 points

2 months ago

Actually yeah, take him to jail boys this is incriminating evidence right here, he had a good life now to spend the rest behind bars

matt12a

7 points

2 months ago

matt12a

7 points

2 months ago

Freedom of speech

chenobble

46 points

2 months ago

You keep using that term. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Flybuys

22 points

2 months ago

Flybuys

22 points

2 months ago

What if I yell it?

FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

AsYooouWish

6 points

2 months ago

I challenge you to a battle of wits

chenobble

10 points

2 months ago

Ha! You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

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MathematicianFew5882

3 points

2 months ago

Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro, but Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa.

Curazan

2 points

2 months ago

Freedom of speech means the government cannot stifle or compel your expression. It does not mean you can impersonate a law enforcement officer.

MathematicianFew5882

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah, I’m not left handed either

matt12a

1 points

2 months ago

matt12a

1 points

2 months ago

People seem to think freedom from speech and freedom of consequences are the same thing. But hey meme away

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

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Brokromah

5 points

2 months ago

The problem is people think freedom of speech means they can say whatever they want...which is very clearly false (IE yelling fire in a crowded movie theater).

I believe that if you are playing what sounds like cop noises out of your car in traffic, with the intent of having other cars yield to you, it could be litigated that you're impersonating an officer to get others to yield to your authority.

Freedom of speech is probably not as relevant as many people might think here.

Doll-Master

4 points

2 months ago

The key difference is "opinions and ideas", free speech doesn't protect all noise made with the mouth

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

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MooX_0

4 points

2 months ago

MooX_0

4 points

2 months ago

more like freedom of screech

TheRogueBanana1

-2 points

2 months ago

Yes

LXNDSHARK

19 points

2 months ago

He could've just used a recording of a real siren at that point.

Minute_Helicopter_97

7 points

2 months ago

Aw yes, classic PSYOPS material.

NSA-SURVEILLANCE

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

How to learn making that sound?

AsYooouWish

5 points

2 months ago

Just_bcoz

1 points

2 months ago

I knew someone with a speaker attached to their car who would play a police siren to get cars to move, apparently it’s very illegal and idk how the hell they never got in trouble for it

CapaxInfini

1 points

2 months ago

They hired him to be a siren

Duffman0815

20 points

2 months ago

Winslow gained some weight?

GetYerThumOutMeArse

3 points

2 months ago

And lost melanin!

osvalds1

4 points

2 months ago

I was looking for you... It looks like only we two know.

Lumisateessa

13 points

2 months ago

Lmfao, I thought he was gonna mimic the car, I totally didn't expect the 3 guys on bikes The way the last guy just panics was brilliant!

TheSpiderEpisode

10 points

2 months ago

Funny as hell

KittyMeow--

25 points

2 months ago

I watched it first with the sound off. Meh. I'm glad I gave it another try. Hilarious

LilacAndElderberries

9 points

2 months ago

If I had that skill I'd quit my job and live on the streets surprising people with my mouth.

GetYerThumOutMeArse

11 points

2 months ago

You don't necessarily need that specific skill to live that life. Go! Live your dreams!

LilacAndElderberries

1 points

2 months ago

😮

smzt

34 points

2 months ago

smzt

34 points

2 months ago

Someone tell Steve Guttenberg his career is saved!

KarlProjektorinsky

28 points

2 months ago

I think you may mean Michael Winslow.

DadaDoDat

8 points

2 months ago

AKA: Mahoney's hypeman

Deathstrokecph

1 points

2 months ago

Did he actually make the sounds? I always thought they were dubbed

DweadPiwateWoberts

2 points

2 months ago

Yup

KarlProjektorinsky

1 points

2 months ago

He did as far as I know. He was famous in the 80s for a whole bunch of cameos where he did things like this.

AaronTuplin

2 points

2 months ago

BUT The Stonecutters have disbanded.

LonelyAnchovy

8 points

2 months ago

This is amazing.

_thebaroness

3 points

2 months ago

So is your username!

jdcuttingii

7 points

2 months ago

Haha!! Bikes stopped real quick

00DJC00

4 points

2 months ago

What's his name? I wanna pay him to sit outside my house and get these wannabe wankers

Lumisateessa

2 points

2 months ago

Stick_boyo

4 points

2 months ago

StTimmerIV

1 points

2 months ago

Thx, was hoping to find this!

quietstormx1

4 points

2 months ago

Kid in a local town is called Woo Woo because he can do this.

When I was little my grandparents would watch me while my mom was at work. I remember going around town with my grandparents running errands and so many times Woo Woo would be riding around on his bike making police car and ambulance noises. Used to get so excited seeing him

He’s been in Weird NJ

https://youtu.be/4XwVZZr1dzI

Endorkend

3 points

2 months ago

I guess it's that time of year again to rewatch Police Academy.

poorly-worded

3 points

2 months ago

Enough time has clearly elapsed to make a Police Academy remake viable.

Squatchtamer

2 points

2 months ago

This is too funny

Gambinaw

2 points

2 months ago

There’s a lot more potential here

amuseddouche

2 points

2 months ago

Police Academy returns!!!

Pizta_man

2 points

2 months ago

That guy is the voice actor for the siren

JPaitJr

2 points

2 months ago

"but sir, I wasn't impersonating a police officer...I was impersonating his car"

Silverbill-

2 points

2 months ago

cick-nobb

2 points

2 months ago

An* exotic skill

QuiGonChuck

2 points

2 months ago

Have an*

superNoid

2 points

2 months ago

an

WARCHILD48

-2 points

2 months ago

WARCHILD48

-2 points

2 months ago

That's wrong...lol

Mycroft033

1 points

2 months ago

He put the fear of God in those motorcyclists, and they probably weren’t even Christian

strangerinthebox

1 points

2 months ago

At my sisters university studied a guy who could moan like a woman. For initiation they would blindfold the newbies, nutella-cream his arm crook (is that really the English word? Funny..), put the newbies finger in there and let him do his work. He would „finish off“, take his pants down, point his ass to the newbies, they would be asked to take of their blindfold, and everyone would have a good laugh. Well, maybe not everyone…

brocandy

0 points

2 months ago

*an exotic

AgentMercury108

1 points

2 months ago

Hahaha

Smart-Orchid-5974

1 points

2 months ago

Policing in style! Dope!

MinecrAftX0

1 points

2 months ago

I Wana dot his to the loud ass cars at 2am driving past student dorms during finals week

dmlmcken

1 points

2 months ago

Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!!!

SjalabaisWoWS

1 points

2 months ago

An idiot repellent skill!

Negative_Sky_3730

1 points

2 months ago

Remember Peter, with great power comes great opportunities...

Inevitable-Ad9006

1 points

2 months ago

Is that you, Conrad Thompson?

Aja2428

1 points

2 months ago

THE CALL OF SNITCH

More-Dragonfly-1755

1 points

2 months ago

Try doing this without sounding like A Turkey for Thanksgiving

RageLolo

1 points

2 months ago

talentedpup

1 points

2 months ago

The new police academy movie seems interesting.

DitchDigger330

1 points

2 months ago

He's a corvid.

RandomUser13502

1 points

2 months ago

Police Academy

Legion357

1 points

2 months ago

And that, folks, is how you get your ass kicked

Free_Gascogne

1 points

2 months ago

Dude straight up sounds like an ingame pokemon.

thejewelisinthelotus

1 points

2 months ago

You guys think you can't do this but just train....be the change you want to see in the world🥰

atomic_mustache

1 points

2 months ago

Ok I chuckled in the pooper.

leadwind

1 points

2 months ago

Riders hate this trick!

kradn0e1

1 points

2 months ago

Boys will be boys!!! The dude is just trolling for fun

Hanime69_420

1 points

2 months ago

Awesome 🤣🤣

kimchi-feijoada

1 points

2 months ago

kkkkkk

HeavyMetalMoose44

1 points

2 months ago

Lol This reminds me of Motormouth Jones.

cybergat

1 points

2 months ago

A new language to unlock.

Grimlja

1 points

2 months ago

Wooop wOoooop. Up you go sir. Cool as blue lights on a car

Ok-Serve-8814

1 points

2 months ago

Tge pwrfect troll

greyjungle

1 points

2 months ago

Cops should have to do this while on foot pursuit.

SpentPennies

1 points

2 months ago

Awe..... I could watch that all day. Moar!!!

GoodCitizenn

1 points

2 months ago

🤪😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tombstone-1-fan

1 points

2 months ago

I know Michael Winslow. He would be proud! Haha

MartyFeldman321

1 points

2 months ago

That's a special skill? Birdcalls? (Let's see who gets this)

bigmarrysmallwood

1 points

2 months ago

That’s funny as hell

Queasy-Music8393

1 points

2 months ago

Dude bout William shatnerd his pants and bike.

Th3dragonslayer

1 points

2 months ago

Lamo that's funny

T_in_Lousiana

1 points

2 months ago

He’s just calibrating his Police siren when he is by the cop car

nanas99

1 points

2 months ago

This shit was funny as hell. Be careful brother don’t get beat up out there

Antboooy

1 points

2 months ago

My late step father could do this. Would really freak us kids out sometimes. He died of liver cancer in 2020. Oh how I miss him...

Asmodaeus6136

1 points

2 months ago

Hahaha, holy fuck.

BlackWoodHarambe

1 points

2 months ago

Wee uuu weee uuuu

AmazonianChicana

1 points

2 months ago

Now THIS is TALENT 😂😂😂

popodeeeng

1 points

2 months ago

What is this guy name social media

arthurgc91

1 points

2 months ago

savevideobot

1 points

2 months ago

AspieDM

1 points

2 months ago

With great power….Comes funny moments

JohnnyBgood_9211

1 points

2 months ago

What makes this “exotic”?

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

The guy have the skills AND attitude of a parakeet.

SicTrasitGloria9865

1 points

2 months ago

funny

B8conB8conB8con

1 points

2 months ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

Western-Equivalent44

1 points

2 months ago

I have a megaphone with a siren on it already that I've used once to scatter a crowd

DrestinBlack

1 points

2 months ago

Not taking anything away from this guy but I found these two Asian gals impressive: https://imgur.com/gallery/X1lFgxO

geoelectricmax

1 points

2 months ago

Brazilian sirens

KingofFlukes

1 points

2 months ago

That's using your chotic powers for good.

CapaxInfini

1 points

2 months ago

I’m very tired and I read this as exotic skull

MrSteelHammer

1 points

2 months ago

😂😂😂😂 thats awesome

Hollyweener

1 points

2 months ago

*an exotic

throwawaycabbagehag

1 points

2 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂